Ben POV:

When I first came across mister float's a lot, I was of course jealous as jelly.

Like... He has a chiseled chin and cheekbones. The guy looks like a model that an actress like Alex would date!

Not mister chipmunk cheeks!

Okay, I'm getting off track. Anyway, I thought I'd never see his face. Just his butt as he ran while I opened fire with my gun.

I was slightly okay with that. Never seeing his face again.

Theo: When did you start suspecting the butler?

Ben: Uhhh...

Ben:(mind) Do not say it's always the butler! Do not say it!

Ben: Just something he said.

Theo: Alright. I was getting the same thing as well. Grabs us a few beers, and I'll get us a stall.

Ben: Sure.

So I grab the beers, but thats when I see HIM. Of all people, it was the guy whose face I wish I never saw again.

Isaac: What can I get yo-

Ben:...

Isaac:...

Ben/Isaac:.....

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Ben: T-two beers...

Isaac: C-coming right up...

And thus my anxiety and stress decided to stay for the night where we were supposed to part.

(Opening theme)

Isaac:(preparing beers) What brings you here?

Ben: Celebrating a case solved.

Isaac: What case?

Ben: Can't say.

Isaac: Of course.

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Isaac: Here you go.

Ben: Thanks.

I take the beers and rejoin Theo.

Ben: Here.

Ben:(chugs beer)

Theo: Whoa! Slow down, partner!

Ben:(gulp), blah!

Theo: The hell got into you?

Ben: I-Its... Nothing...

Theo: I'm a detective. I can tell something is wrong.

Ben: Uhhh...

Can't just say the vigilante we need to catch is serving us beers...

Ben: It's... It's my girlfriend's Ex. He's here.

Theo: Oh...(leans out of the stall)

Theo: Who's the loser?

Ben: The bartender.

Theo:... Oh...

Theo: But hey, you got the girl, so no problem, right?

Ben: I guess... Maybe we can go to a different bar?

Theo: We aren't cheating on "Bobby's". This police bar is ours.

Theo: Just ignore him and lets enjoy our drinks... Which you already finished...

Ben: Sorry... It's just... How am I supposed to compare with THAT?

Ben: It feels like any second she'll realize who's better.

Theo: I get it... Listen, you need to show him up.

Ben: How?

Theo:(looks around) Uhhh...

My partner then sees a sign for a drinking challenge.

Theo: Ah-ha!

Theo: Waitress!

Waitress:?

Ben: Oh no...

Waitress; Can I help you?

Theo: This drinking competition, will that bartender be a part of it?

Waitress: Isaac? Yeah, he kinda has to be.

Theo: My friend here will do it.

Waitress:(looks at Ben)...

Ben:(nervous stare)

Waitress: Okay...

She leaves.

Ben:... Okay, how does this help me show him up?

Theo: Drink more than him, and you'll be a legend.

Ben: How is he part of the challenge?

Theo: It's like a drink off.

Ben: Um... Kay...? But I'm not much of a drinker.

Theo: Don't worry, I know a trick.

Ben: Okay...

Theo: A slap per glass will keep you sober.

Ben:..... Okay.

Mister pretty ex then dropped a barrel of alcohol in front of me with the longest straw in the world.

Ben:(terrified stare)

Isaac:.....

Isaac: You sure about this? This can really ruin you.

Ben: Ruin me?

Imaginary Isaac: As in your relationship with Alex. She loves a drinking buddy, but if you can't handle this... Hehe~.

(Slam)

Ben: Of course, I can handle this!

Isaac: Alright then... You got thirty minutes to drink as much as you can.

Ben:.....(grabs straw)

(Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppp)

Ben:(cough, cough)!

It was like drinking pure gasoline. Horrible. Made worse by everyone staring and chanting "chug, chug!".

I do not quite get how this happened, but it's way too late to back out now.

How am I going to get out of this!?

I'm definitely going to get wasted at this rate! I've never been drunk- well I have, but not like "drunk, drunk" which at the rate I'm going is definitely what's going to happen.

Oh god on the truck! What if I'm one of those guys who becomes a total ass when wasted? Or worse, abusive!

I would never forgive myself if I ever hurt Alex!

Or maybe I'll become an alcoholic!? Or a player that cheats on Alex!

GHAAA!! I NEED TO FIND A WAY OUT! THINK! THINK WHILE YOU STILL HAVE BRAIN CELLS!

Ben:!

Ben:(hic)... H-hey, do you want some?

Isaac: I'm on the clock. And I don't really care for alcohol.

Ben:... What?

Theo: Why are you working here then?

Isaac: Just needed a bit of extra cash...

Ben/Theo:...

Ben: THEO!

Theo: Just keep drinking.

Ben:(sigh)...

(SIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP)

Wait, I wanted to stop... OH NO! I'VE BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC!

There has to be someone who can save me!

Think... Think... My dad!

Imaginary Dad: WHERE ARE THE GRANDCHILDREN!?

NOOOOOOOOPPPPPEEEEEEEE!

Uhhhh... Alex!

I text Alex to come and save me before I realized I didn't want her to see me like this, but by the time I realized this everything began spinning.

Ben: Ugh...(hic)... Mister pretty punk, h-how much time do I have left?

Isaac: Like... 11 minutes.

Ben: HUH!?

Ben: How much have I drank....?

Isaac:(knocks on barrel).... 2?

Ben: GALLONS!?

Isaac: No. You'd be dead. Liters.

Ben: Oh no, you're also European!?

Ben: L-listen here, I don't know, as you would say "the bloody", metric system!

Ben:(gasp) I'm racist while drunk...

Theo: I don't think it's racist... Just stereotypical.

Ben: That's worse!

Isaac: It's really not...

(Ring, ring)

Alex: Ben?

Isaac:?

The love of my life runs to my side wearing a trench coat, brunette wig, fedora, and sunglasses.

Alex: Holy hell!? Why is there a barrel that you're drinking from?!

Ben: Mistakes were made out of love! (hic)

Ben: I got like 9 minutes to drink as much as I can.

Alex: Don't worry, I got your back. YOU CAN DO THIS!

She kisses me on the cheeks.

Ben:(Smiles) Thanks.

(SIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP)

WAIT, NO! THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED! I NEED YOU TO SAVE ME BEFORE I BECOME RACIST!!

Alex with the crowd: CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!!

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Fine... If she believes in me.

(SIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP)

As I sipped more alcohol than I've ever consumed in my life. I notice in the corner of my eye mister a European pretty boy sees someone walk in.

A woman with some big men. Like twenty-eight... I think, my vision is getting pretty blurry.

Isaac:...

As the possy walks past us, pretty hero leans on the table.

(CRASH)

It collapses, causing the barrel to roll into the group, knocking the people over.

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Crowd: WHOOOOO!!!

Isaac: I'm so sorry... Let me help.

Alex: How did you do?

Ben: I have twenty fingers... They're multiplying!

Alex:(giggles) Come on, Looker. I NEED to see all your drunk expressions.

Alex: I can tell they're adorable already!

Ben: Oookay...(hic)

Ben: Oh wait, this is my work partner. Work partner, meet love partner.

Alex:(tips hat) Partner.

Theo: Partner.

She takes me out of the bar, paying my tab.

Ben: You're so good to me... Too good...

Alex: And you're too good for me.

Ben: I love you-

Was the last thing I remember before completly blacking out.

(Ending theme)