So I'm bored so I'm going to tell you this.

This happened. I wish the story was exciting like "I was fighting a sumo wrestler and he brought out a knife and sliced my arms but I took that knife and sliced him worse" or something but nooooooo.

I got it because I was goin down a slide and it was steep so I tried to hold on but I was going too fast and now I have a friction burn.

Yay me.