What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeño business.

I was wondering why the ball was flying through the air, and then it hit me.

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

I was wondering where the sun went...and then it dawned on me.

What happened to the girl who drank 8 sodas? Se burped 7up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Why was Cinderella thrown off of the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.

Why did Elsa buy a balloon? So she could let it go.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It was peeling well.

How come Peter Pan doesn't use his feet? He never lands. I like this joke because it never grows old.

I hate tacos! Said no Juan ever.

Simba was moving too slow so I told him to Mufasa.

How many rackets are there? Tennis the number.

What did one coffee say to the other coffee? Where have you bean?

A/N I'm going to keep adding to this so you can keep coming back to see for more another time.