Don't you hate it when people hear what they want to hear

For instance

Me- "Imagine if there was a girl who liked you, what you you do?"

Person- "OMG A GIRL LIKES ME? WHO?????"

Me- "I said IMAGINE"

"WHO IS IT TELL ME"

"I. SAID. IMAGINE."

them- *goes around telling people a girl likes them

Me- *facepalm

A/n
That was an example, what happens to me what much stupider
Yes I know that's not a word