I hate it when people try to brag to me about stuff I don't care about

Example-
"Haha I'm going to homecoming and your not!!"

Me- I don't want to go to homecoming. That's why I'm not.

"Lol you're not taking AP Human Geography? What a loser. I'm taking that class."

Me- if I wanted to take that hard freaking class then I would've signed up to be in that hard freaking class. Duhhhh

"Omg you got a book for Christmas?! I got a new phone. Beat that"

Me- I asked for this book not a phone. Jeesh.