"Are you sure this is a good idea Wes?" A hellhound asked the imp as he drove down the streets of pentagram city.

"Relax Sasha, when was the last time Wes steered us wrong?" An imp from the back seat asked as he enjoyed the ride.

(This is not mine.)

"That's not the point Johnny. I really need this job to work out and so do you." Sasha reminded him with the imp grunting as he rested his arm on the car ledge. As for Wes himself he was focused on the road as he took his two friends to their destination, Princess Charlie's Happy Hotel.

He had taken a few sinners there now and wither they were taking part in the program or just using it as a place to stay for he time being he was pretty sure everyone was still there. Recently however he noticed a big ad in the paper from the Happy Hotel listing all the positions the hotel was looking to fill.

So Wes had gone to all his friends that he knew wanted to get better jobs or a job in general and suggested this place.

"Well this is the place." Wes said as he pulled up to the hotel and parked right outside the doors. "Cool thanks man." Johnny said jumping out of the car and instantly headed for the door as Sasha got out normally.

"Thanks Wes. I mean it, this could change a lot for me." The hellhound told the imp who merely waved it off. "Eh forget about it Sasha, it's what friends are for." Wes told her causing Sasha to give a grateful grin before heading inside. "Well guess all I can do now is wait." He muttered before putting the car back in drive and heading for I.M.Ps building.

Line break.

'I really shouldn't be surprised by shit like this anymore.' Wes thought as he pulled up to his work placer only to find Blitz arguing with none other than pop sensation Veroiska Mayday. "I don't know surprises me more honestly. The fact that they used to date or the fact that makes a little to much sense." Wes grumbled as he parked in his reserved space.

However once he saw the hellhound step between them his eyes widened dramatically. "No fucking way." He muttered as he hurried over.

Over with Blitz, the founder of I.M.P was nearly foaming with range at the sight of his hoe-bag ex and was about to lay into her more especially for stealing one of their two parking spots when a hellhound stepped between them.

Veroiska seeing the little imp retreat smirked. "I see you've meet my new hellhound Vortex. He's" Just as she was about to start bragging a welcome voice entered the conversation.

"He's a flea ridden mutt who'd be more valuable as a rug!" Wes snarled marching over to them causing Veroiska to jump as Tex growled and swirled over to Wes.

"Fuck yeah Wes!" Blitz cheered seeing the younger imp storm imp. "Let's fuck their shit up!" He declared as Wes stormed past him and up to the hellhound as they glared at each other.

"Big talk for someone I had to crane my neck down to see!" Tex immediately shouted back as now approaching the imp at the same speed Wes was approaching.

"This coming from the guy who can't eat chocolate with risking a chance to the Er!" Wes taunted, his tail slithering like an aggravated snake.

"Coming from a guy who polishes his horn till they shine like a diamond that doesn't mean much!" Vortex snarked as he hair was standing on end.

"Moon Humping mutt!

"Sun bleached gremlin!"

"Muscle obsessed meathead!"

"Kill happy jester!"

"YOU WANNA FIGHT?!" Both roared as they pulled their fist back and where mere inches from each other roaring and their faces contorted with rage and murder in their eyes.

Only for their fist to connect and their other hands grasping each other before they embraced like brothers and laughed uncontrollably.

Vortex wiped a tear from his eye. "Moon Humping Mutt?! Come on man, is that really the best you can do?!" He asked through his laughter causing Wes's laughter to become snickers. "Coming from the guy who came up with Kill happy jester? Come on Tex, step up your game!"

As the two continued Blitz along with Veroiska stared on dumbfounded with Moxie and Millie watched on with smiles and Luna rolled her eyes as she went through her phone. 'Dorks." She thought as the two headed back over.

"Sir, Ma'am good to see you again." Vortex greeted Moxie and Mille who smiled at the greeting. "Good to see you again as well Vortex and congratulations on the new job!" Moxie told the younger wolf while Millie nodded. "Yeah you should come by soon. It's been to long since we've seen ya hun!" Millie offered getting a laugh from Vortex. "I will ma'am I promise." He told the female imp.

"Okay hold the fuck on! You know this guy?!" He demanded as he gestured to Tex. "Of course we have! He and Wes have been best friends since childhood!" Millie told her boss who frowned before glancing towards Tex. "I see." He said rather suspiciously only to get a snort. "Relax Blitz. He's harmless." Luna told her adopted father.

"And you know this how?" He asked his eyes narrowing further only for Luna to glare. "Because I hang out with him and his girlfriend all the time. You've meet her. Rebel remember?" Luna shouted, losing her cool. Blitz blinked. "The hellhound with the hat and mask?" He asked getting a nod from Luna.

Blitz couldn't ask anymore questions however as Veroiska interrupted them. "Enough of this shit!" She shouted as she strutted up her eyes looked on Wes. a seductive grin on her face. Walking up to Wes she bent down to try and shove her breast in his face. "So what's an imp like yourself working for a piss ant like Blitz?" She asked her grin becoming a smirk.

Veroiska was no fool, she knew exactly who this was. The imp that managed to seduce and date on of the sins. 'If I can mange to sleep with this little troll than my fame will grow even more!' She thought her eyes filled with greed as she thought.

"That's a long story." Wes spoke calmly as he stepped back from the pop star. Behind him Moxie was stuck trying to hold both Millie and Blitz back from attacking. Not taking the hint Veroiska took another step forward. "Well how about we grab a bite tonight and you can tell me all about it? And who knows where we could go from there?" She said sending him another smirk further angering Blitz and Millie.

"Hey boss you might want to stop." Tex tried to warn her only for ignore him. "Well what do you say?" She asked pushing up her breast for added appeal. Wes just gave her an uninterested looked as he answered. "No thanks. I'm good." He said as he moved to pass leaving her shocked.

'What the fuck just happened?!' She thought in disbelief that someone just rejected her and it was an imp of all things?! Un-fucking-Acceptable!

So with a glare she grabbed his shoulder and roughly turned him to face her. "Alright listen here you little bastard! No one and I mean No one REJECTS VEROISKA MAYDAY!" She shouted at the top of her lungs leaving her heaving deep breathes after a few seconds she managed a smirk.

"Now once I get in there I'll be posting to my blog that you and I fucked!" She warned causing all 3 old imps to gasp before glaring hatefully towards the succubus while Luna growled and Tex paled with a terrified look on his face.

"But because I'm such a nice girl I'll take you into the bathroom and make sure you're at least truly guilty of the crime." Veroiska offered before leaning down. "So what do you say? I mean your going to lose that girl of yours who let's face it is way out of your league anyway so you want get some pleasure out of it." Veroiska told the imp who was looking on unimpressed.

"Boss please!" Tex pleaded as he ran up to her. "You need to stop this and apologize before it's too late!" He warned only to get scoffed at. "Please what's he going to do, Deny it? I'm Veroiska fucking Mayday! No-one's going to believe him over me?!" Veroiska demanded before turning back to Wes only to see him looking bored on his phone.

"And just what do you think you're doing little fuck?!" She demanded causing Wes to look up. "Calling the one person I need to believe me." He muttered as he put it on video mode as the image appeared on the screen before rocketing onto the air around them.

And after a few seconds an image of Beelzebub appeared.

"Oh hey Wes what's going on?" She asked looking around and spotting some familiar faces. "Tex, Luna, Blitz." She greeted before grinning "And my future in laws too." She said with a laugh with Moxie laughing nervously and Millie looking away while grumbling.

"Well hello there Big Bee." Veroiska said and Bee looked at her with a raised eyebrow. 'She looks familiar but I can't place her.' "She thought as Veroiska continued. "Sorry to bother you but I thought it was important to let you know me and your former little boy toy just spent that last 2 hours fucking each other's brains out!" She declared with a victorious who just gave her a blank stare.

One that was matched be Bee for several seconds as she starred unblinking at Veroiska before finally turning to Wes.

"Wes. Where are you and this lying, arrogant piece of soon to be dead SHIT!" Bee questioned as she turned into her true demon form half way through her question. It was than all arrogance and bravery left Veroiska as the realization of what she just did dawned on her.

"But but but but! It's true!" She tried to bullshit! "We did fuck each other!" She refused to go down alone on this. "LIAR!" Bee roared. "You think me and Wes didn't realize something like this wouldn't happen eventually?! We have spells on each other! That will tell us if one has betrayed the other!" Bee revealed causing Veroiska to shake in fear. 'No wonder he was so confident!' She said now truly fearing for her life.

"Please Bee spare Veroiska! She didn't know what she was saying!" Vortex pleaded with his friend as Bee tuned her attention to him. "Veroiska? As in Veroiska Mayday?! The hell are you doing working for her? I can give you a job as manager to one my clubs if you needed one so badly." Bee said managing to calm down enough to transform back.

"Thanks but I'm happy with here." Tex said causing Bee to sigh and turn turned to Wes. "What do you think?" She asked getting a shrug in return. "The bitch's plan was doomed from the start. Don't see any reason to punish the dumbass for it." Wes said getting a grumble from Bee.

"Fine. The whore gets to live." Bee decided getting giant sighs of relief from Tex and Veroiska and a boo from Blitz. "However!" Bee suddenly shouted causing Veroiska to jump. "If you ever show your face in front of me again, I'll erase all traces of you! And you can forget about ever stepping foot into any business I own again! Are we clear?!" She demanded getting a frantic nod from Verosika.

"Good." She growled before doing a 180 and smiling towards Wes. "See you tonight hun." She said before giving a couple of kisses and ending the call.

It was silent in the parking lot before Blitz broke it. "Satan damn it, is that woman awesome or what?!"

Line break.

As much as Blitz loved seeing the bag of holes getting putt in her place there was still business to take care of, namely getting their one of their only fucking park spaces back! So while Millie was parking the van, the rest of I.M.P was heading to their office to brainstorm ideas while waiting for clients to call.

Only to reach their floor and see that hellhound Tex or something standing outside a door while the bitch's name sprayed painted on the floor. "Oh fuck no!" The boss screamed going red in the face. "What the fuck are you doing here?!" Blitz demand towards the hellhound. "There wasn't room on the requested floor so she rented one here. Cheaper too." Vortex answered calmly. "OH COME ON!" Blitz shouted as he gestured wildly.

Tex only shrugged and while chuckling as he walked away. Blitz was boiling with rage and it didn't help when Moxie offered to go talk to them before going on some monologue that Blitz didn't even bother acting like he listened to. "SHUT THE FUCK UP MOXXIE!" He roared getting a blink and an affirmative from Moxie as the weapons specialist who went inside the studio.

It looked to be going well at first, however it didn't take long before the succubi and incubi started to get a little to close for comfort. However before they could bounce Wes had seen enough

BANG

Veroiska and her crew stopped dead as the gun shoot tore through the room and slowly turned to see the glass widow now shattered as Wes stood there, shot gun in hand and glaring murderously at the pop star along with Blitz and Luna. "Uh Tex." One of the Succubi spoke to the hellhound who was leaning against the wall scrolling on his phone. "Aren't you going to do your job?" She demanded only to get a raise eyebrow.

"Considering what you were going to do their friend, can't really same I blame him." He said getting glares from the crew. "Damn right!" Blitz shouted as he jumped through the window. "If you Sucu-bitches thing your such hot shit than prove it! A kill vs fuck off! Spring break is just starting up on Earth and I bet we could kill more people than you std spreaders could fuck!" Blitz challenged.

The room was completely silent as the occupants tired to process what Blitz just suggested All except for Wes who's mind was already at work on how to play this. Finally Veroiska managed to snap out of it and let out a loud laugh. "Are you fucking kidding me?! Do you seriously think you little gremlins can kill more people than we can seduce and fuck?!" She asked as her gang started laughing as well.

"Alright." She said with a smirk. "Game on bitch. So what are the rules?" She demanded as Blitz faltered having not thought of that. Luckily Wes was prepared. "Just a few simple rules for both sides." Wes suggested. "First for us. We can only kill those that we have contracts to kill, we can't just go out and massacre. Second, I.M.P has to be the ones to kill the targets, we can't get humans to kill each other." Here Wes adopted a thinking pose. "Though I think using gravity and wild animals would be fair game." He muttered getting a shrug from Veroiska. "Doesn't matter either way fuckstain."

"Finally me and the rest of I.M.P aren't allowed to kill any members of your crew." Wes proposed getting a snap of the fingers from Blitz though Wes doubted the boss imp had thought of it.

"Fair enough and what about us?" Veroiska asked as she gestured towards her smirking crew. "First." Wes smirked. "You each can only fuck the same person on time. You can past them around between you and they'll all count but once they've gone through all 8 of you, no more points." Wes started off.

Veroiska and her crew had to hold back laughter, did the little dumbass know how little that would hinder them? Obviously not. "Second both you and your target have to climax. You can't just stick it in, take something in or however else you do it. Both sides have to climax.." Wes offered and the crew grew even more arrogant at the same another easy rule.

"Finally no fucking corpses. I don't know what your all into, but weren't not counting that." Wes muttered getting scoffs and looks of disdain from the succubi and incubi. Just what did the gremlin think they were into.

"We'll do it tomorrow. From dawn until dusk." Wes offered sticking out his hand which was glowing slightly gold. Veroiska smirked as her hand glowed pink and shook Wes' hand. Instantly a light glowed on everyone arm showing the I.M.P logo and a heart with a succubus horns and tail with zeros under each of them.

"Get ready to get fucked up shit stains!" Veroiska taunted before waving them away dismissively. "You can losers go now." She dismissed them not seeing Wes's smirk. "Pretty confident aren't you? Well then how about we go live with it? broadcast it to all for all of Hell to see?" Wes offered. This got raised eyebrows from the I.M.P crew and another bout of laughter from Veroiska's crew.

Hellborn such as them weren't forbidden from going to earth as long as they didn't expose their existence. So making something like this a show wasn't unreasonable. "So you want your lost to be broadcasted?! No wonder you're with those losers!" She mocked further pissing off the Moxie, Blitz and Luna but Wes held up a hand to stop them, the smirk never leaving his face.

"Fine, let's do this." She said taking out her phone and turning on the video app on her phone. "Hey bitches. Some little shits challenged me and my crew to a demon off. It's a kill vs fuck off going from dawn till dusk tomorrow! And we'll be showing you every tiny detail. Enjoy it sluts!" She said before posting the video.

Veroiska humphed, "Have fun tomorrow fuckers!" She laughed as Wes still smirking left the room followed by the rest of I.M.P. Vortex glanced towards the pop star. "Yeah you're probably going to regret that." The Hellhound warned only for the sex demons to

Soon everyone was in the office and had filled Millie in on what happened. "Alright Wes, what do you have cooked up in that fucked up, genius head of yours?" Blitz questioned as he shook in anticipation.

Normally he would have come up with a full-proof plan himself but when he saw that smile on Wes's face he knew the younger imp had a plan and if it meant sticking it to the bag of holes he was willing to let someone else take the reigns.

"Well first I gotta make a phone call." Wes said pulling out his pone and going to his contacts until he came to the one he was looking for.

(Yes I'm using her old colors)

"Lady Bee, now an overlord. How does he know all these people?" Moxie muttered wondering how his son knew so many important people. Luna just shrugged. "Eh, he has a type what more is there  to say?" Luna muttered still on her phone as she deleted everything she had on Veroiska since learning how horrible she was.

Wes meanwhile was waiting patiently until the line was picked. "Wes darling, how the hell are you?!" She asked getting a chuckle. "Doing fine Velvet, and yourself?" He asked getting a tired sigh from the sinner. "Bored out of my bloody skull luv." She groaned getting a laugh from Wes. "Well what if I told you I've got a little favor to ask you?" He asked getting a giggle from Velvet.

"Wes this wouldn't have anything to do with that little video Veroiska Mayday just put out would it?" She asked getting a nod from Wes. "That's exactly what it's about, think you can make  help us out?" Wes requested with Velvet perking up. "What's the commission darling?" She asked.

"We just need you to make us look good. Work your magic and make I.M.P look good. It's up to you, just include two promotions. A 2 for 1 deal for first time customers and 50% off deal until tomorrow night." Wes said as he shot Blitz a look when he started to stand.

Velvet let out a disappointed sigh. "Ah Wes and here I thought you'd have a challenge for me." She said in mock sadness before brightening up. "Give me half an hour and it'll be all over Pride." She promised getting a smile from Wes. "Thanks Velvet, I owe you one."

"Fuck yeah you do!" Valvet smirked on the other end. "And believe me darling I will be coming to collect, Kisses luv!" She said before hanging up. "And with that preparations are complete." Wes said before sitting down with a smirk.

"Now let's move on to the actual operation." Wes said as he used his magic to conjure up mini figures on the table.

Line break.

Veroiska awoke with a smirk early the next morning. She was so ready for today, having managed to get a concert around noon that day she knew it was the sure fire way to win. Still it was about an hour into the contest dawn having already passed. "Wonder if those little shits have run out of targets yet?" She smirked before glancing at the number on her arm out of curiosity.

305

Veroiska blinked and rubbered her eyes to clear what ever was clearly playing tricks on her out of them

317

Okay what the fuck was going on here, this couldn't be right!

323

327

335

The number was just getting higher and higher and showed no signs of stopping and Veroiska with her entire good mood gone let out a mighty roar of rage that caused her crew to rush in. "Veroiska what's- oh you've noticed than." Kiki said wincing at the end and flicked along with the others when they saw the pop star glaring at them.

"What the fuck is going on?!" She demanded already going for her flask. "Well uhm." Ace stammered only for Josh to get out the words. "The imps are already out there. You might want to have a look." He suggested to the tv that was broadcasting it.

Storming over she planted herself right down in front and gasped at what she saw. The imps were on earth alright and currently in the middle of slaughtering a fraternity who was on vacation. Blitz and the M&Ms were currently in their human disguises.

Millie laughed as she tore through another dozen of the brothers who were screaming and running around in a panic while above her Moxie was sniping away at anyone who managed to get out of his wife's range. a few floors above Bltiz was chucking grenades into one room after another before barricading the doors shut, cackling every time the boom went off followed by the number going up.

A ringing on his Hellphone caught his attention and saw that he got a text message from Wes. 'All set, get your asses out here." Blitz shoot him a thumbs up emoji before quickly jumping out the window as Moxxie and Millie bolted out the doors. Once the 3 were back together Blitz gave the all clear and a moment later the building went up in a massive fire ball.

"Ha! Ha! That's right burn bitch burn!" Blitz laughed as he watched the number rise and rise until it was sitting neatly at 461. "Oh man you gotta love the fraternity initiations going to far and those SOBs wanting revenge." Blitz sighed in bliss.

"And that's why we had the discount boss." Wes said as he appeared around the corner with a grin on his face. The 4 had been killing for over an hour with Luna staying back to man the phones and sending them their jobs.

All of their phones suddenly went off and as more and more jobs from Luna arrived for them. "It's like I told you guys yesterday. The key to winning this is being cheap and effective."

Flashback.

"Cheap and effective? The hell does that mean?" Bltiz asked as they sat in the office as Wes explained his plan. "Spring break is filled with rage filled, revenge driven dumbasses that would want nothing more than than to drag everyone that fucked them over down here with them." Wes smiled a diabolical smile. "And that's where we come in. If one of these dumbasses hear that there's someone who can go top side and get that revenge for them and at affordable prices well I cant see them turning that offer down." Wes said his smile growing by the second.

"Hence the cheap." Moxxie realized as he was beginning to catch on to what his son was planning. Wes nodded "Which leads us to the effective. When word gets out about how good we are at our jobs along with our prices, demons from all over hell well be hiring our services and with our little contest being broadcasted tomorrow everyone will see exactly how good we are at our jobs."

The older imp trio was gasping at what the young imp had planned before Millie squealed and crushed her son in a bone-breaking hug. "Oh that's my brilliant baby boy!" She gushed in pride as Moxxie's eyes widened. "That's why you mentioned broadcasting it to Veroiska." The gun expert realized getting a nod from Wes. "Judging from what little interaction I had I knew she couldn't resist a chance to both show off and humiliate us." Wes explained.

It was than that Blitz spoke up. "Hey Moxxie." He called causing Moxxie to turn just in time for his employe of the month plaque to slam into his face. "Get that shit off the wall! That spot is revered for my genius nephew!" He responded with a mad laugh already tasting those sweet salty tears the bitch was going to cry.

"Yeah well we still need to get the jobs done. So we'll need to split up several times if we want to cover smaller jobs while coming together for the bigger ones." Wes explained as the other imps nodded "Not a problem." Blitz promised before a devious smirk crossed his face.

"Come on guys let's show that worthless bag of holes why no one fucks with I.M.P!"

Flashback end

The sounds of sirens filled the air as first responders quickly closing in. "Alright it's time to split up." Wes instructed as quickly conquered small bracelets. "These are short distance teleportation bracelets. They can move up to 5 miles away though the longer the distance the more time it takes to recharge." Wes explained handing out the bracelets. "We each have our own sections to cover. Moxxie and Millie will act as one while Blitz and I will take our own."

The group responded with nods as Wes's phone gave off a ping, Quickly taking it out and checking it Wes let out a smirk. "Perfect." He muttered before putting away his phone. "Eh Wes, what the hell was that about?" Blitz questioned only getting a small snicker from Wes. "Oh just a little insurance." Wes muttered. "But let's not ruin the surprise." Wes asked as he opened up a portal to the next target.

Millie and Moxxie quickly went to their next target as Blitz made to move only to suddenly stop and as if knowing that Veroiska was watching. gave a wide smirk and flipped off the invincible observers with both fingers before stepping through his own portal.

As the observers moved to follow the imps Veroiska was shaking in rage. "Those pricks!" She shouted smashing her foot into the tv. "Who the fuck do they think they are?!" She roared her eyes glowing with fury. "Eh Verosika you might want to calm down a wee bit." Milky suggested only to jump when Verosika jumped turned to her.

"We are not going to lose to those low life psychos! Get your asses ready sluts, we're going to fuck our asses off!" Verosika roared getting unsure looks from her crew as Tex walked into the room with a raised eyebrow. Though after a quick glance around he got the picture and just snorted with a shock of his head. He gave them a glance as if to say 'Told you so.' before going to text Rebel.

It was than that a terrified Kat worked up the courage to speak up. "Hey Verosika." He asked suddenly before flinching back. "Listen we still got the concert at noon today and we're all looking forward to it. But we might just want forget about the bet." He suggested only to flinch back as Verosika started to snarl.

By than Kiki had enough. "Look girl, you know we can fuck anyone and everyone, but even we have our limits." She tried to reason. "The imps are already up a few hundred and that number is only going to go up. We should just focus on the show and fuck who we can." Kiki reasoned and Apple nodded in agreement.

"Yeah and forget about what everyone on line is saying. That'll all die down." She promised with a smile and wave of her hand. "APPLE!" Coco yelled at her girlfriend angrily causing her to flinch as the crew glared at her before quickly turning to Verosika to reassure her only to see Verosika was on her phone having already found the comments.

S&M Enthusiast- Damn those imps can move, would love to see what the girl could really do with those weapons

Skulleater- HAHA! The way those college pussies squealed was awesome! Didn't know a human body could still run without a head! It was just like a chicken! Fucking Hilarious!

PinPoint- That's what those pricks get for killing us! Money will fucking spent!

Three-eyed Dead-eyed- Wonder if they're looking to hire.

Verosika read them in annoyance at the praise the imps were getting but was growing more and more suspicious? Why was her crew getting so nervous?

A second later and some more scrolling later she found the reason.

DJ JD- So where the fuck is Mayday in all this mess? Don't tell me she and her crew hasn't started yet.

Addicted to the Angel Dust- Oh No she has! Stupid bitch just hasn't gotten anyone off yet!.

Music Meister- Knew that wannabe was just a tease!

Fetish fuel Lover- This is gonna be a massacre in more ways than one!

Verosika was so enraged that her hair caught fire much to the horror of her cowering crew as she turned her eyes glowing with rage and power. "We are going to annihilate those pieces of shit!" She roared, humiliation and rage fueling her. "Ace! Go to your suppliers and see if you can get any thing that can help move things along with something that can make the humans more agreeable to our advances" She ordered.

However before the incubus could do that Kiki glared at Verosika. "Are you out of your fucking mind?!" She roared. "We don't know who's watching this! What if Asmodeus is watching?! You know how he feels about that kind of shit! If he found out and he would find out! He'd kill us and that would be if we're lucky!" She roared.

The pop stars eye twitched violently but she knew Kiki was right. Asmodeus even as the embodiment of lust despised and loathed the idea of love potions and anything like that. Using them, especially on a broadcast would make him look bad and that's the last thing her crew needed.

"Let's just go get ready." She hissed under her breath as he marched towards her room to get ready. One way or another she was going to win this fucking contest, no matter what she had to do.

Line break.

"Alright so what am I doing on top of a building?" Blitz asked over the phone as was standing on a top of a building with a sniper rifle and crates upon crates of ammoniation. "Simple boss, So you can-oh hold a moment." Wes requested as he turned to gun down a few targets. Blitz on his end was humming as he waiting while absently listening to the sirens and screams that spread over the city along with countless fires and smoke.

'All thanks us no less.' Blitz smirked as he glanced at his arm. 2263, in about 5 hours I.M.P had killed over 2000 targets with ease and had essentially put the city on lock down with all of Hell having seen them do it. Blitz took pleasure in reading the comments and praise that was being heaped on to them as well as the applicants he was seeing, interested in joining up.

He wasn't ready to expand the business just yet, but with this he knew it would only be matter of time.

"Sorry about that." Wes was back. "Now look to the west and towards the beach. You can see Mayday's stage right?" Wes asked and after a moment Blitz nodded. "Yup it's that bitch's stage alright. I can see her stooges already." He muttered before letting out a chuckle. "They look fucking terrified." He said with no small amount of venom and satisfaction.

"As they should be." Wes said. "Now is there any one besides them there?" Wes asked getting a tsk from Blitz as he indeed saw a few humans approaching the beach. "Against all fucking odds yes." He muttered annoyed. Seriously how fucking desperate were these fucking losers?!

"God, the whores are descending on them like fucking sharks." Blitz muttered getting a chuckle from Wes. "As expected now go ahead and check the kill list and see if you can find anyone." Wes instructed with Blitz liking before quickly checking the list and indeed 5 of them were on the list.

Holy shit!" Blitz muttered with Wes smirking on the other end. "Now fire." He ordered with Blitz rushing to the gun and and taking aim.

BANG

BANG

BANG

BANG

BANG

5 shots. 5 heads now strawberry jaw covering the beach. Verosika's crew was startled as blood covered them but the humans weather it be drugs alcohol or genuine human selfishness the others walked past them without a care in the world.

"That's why you're there Blitz." Wes said over the phone. "To take care of any targets that come that come to the sex show. Minimizing Veroksika's score while maximizing our own." Wes revealed as Blitz simply stood there blinking before he finally managed to regain his voice. "Have I ever told you, your my favorite employee?" He asked getting getting a chuckle. "Many a times, and I've got one last tick that should be paying off any moment now."

Wes said before hanging up before and looking over the list. His portion of the list was done at least for now so he decided to head over to beach. "Let's end this little game here and now." He said before warping over to he beach.

Line break.

"Why isn't it going up?!" Verosika shouted backstage as she paced around angrily. I.M.P were now at 2416 and all she had was a measly fucking 2! "How is that even possible?!" She shouted wanting to pull her hair out in frustration. "Oh I'd be happy to explain that." Wes said appearing from his warp causing Verosika to snarl only making Wes's smirk widen. "Just look outside." He offered while pointing towards the curtain. With a twitch of an eye Verosika stormed past and pulled the curtain aside.

Only to see her crew running around frantically trying to seduce and quickly fuck any human they could only for their head to explode in a bloody pop a moment later. Verosika was now huffing with rage but also confusion. "What the fuck is going on?! Why the fuck is the number still going up?!" She demanded as she gestured to her arm showing that indeed the number was going up.

"Because we're killing our targets." Wes answered with shrug, his smile never decreasing in size. "Your targets? How the fuck are these people your targets?!" Verosika demanded as Wes began to circle the popstar slowly his eyes filled with victory. "You really didn't understand much you screwed yourself over with when you accepted those rules." Wes chortled. "And you definitely certainly underestimated sinners when it comes to not only vengeance but also when it comes to gambling."

"Gamabling?" Verosika parroted as Wes nodded. "Yup gambling. An event like this was definitely going to track all kinds of bets. The most obvious being who was going to win but there are plenty of things to wager on. Which imp gets the most kills, which succubi or incubi fucks the most. How is someone killed, what kind of position is used the most. What will the difference in the scores be and of course what will the final score be for each side." Wes explained.

"Is there a fucking point to this lecture?" Verosika shouted having lost the last of her patience. Wes just signed in amused tiredness. "Of course you don't get it." He muttered. "Right now there are countless sinners and demons betting on this game and one of those includes guessing the final score." He stated as he showed her his phone.

"Now than with this little contest being broadcasted the on lookers can clearly see us and those around us. And there's a good chance at least of few of them will see a few familiar faces among the crowd out there." Wes said as he jerked his thumb out to the screaming fans who due to their cheering was none the wiser to their conversation. "Add in our affordable discounts and well what's a few assassination orders among friends?" Wes asked with a careless smirk before spreading his arms wide.

"And now all of hell has seen just what I.M.P is capable of so it won't be long now before business is booming!" Wes laughed as Verosika was looking in on horror. "This is what you wanted all along." She whispered in realization. "You never gave a shit about a duel against Blitzo and me, you just wanted your company to become more well known!" She roared in pure rage at being played like a fool.

"Well look who finally figured it out." Wes mocked. "Yup that right and you were such a nice and willing little fool for making this so easy to pull off." He said before turning to the audience. "Let's give her a hand everyone!" He roared and as if waiting for the command the audience joined Wes in appudling even as Blitz killed audience member after audience member, especially the ones that Verosika's crew were working on.

The popstar was barely holding back her demon form as she shook with rage, something that greatly amused Wes. "Hey listen." He said approaching her. "Despite that you were used as a pawn and you're probably nothing more than a laugh stock in Hell by now. "You just give your show your best. We've still got 7 hours let in this game after all." Wes said, his smile now truly mocking. "And who knows maybe at least a few of your audience members will be left alive by then end." Wes let out a chuckle. "But I wouldn't hold my breathe." Wes warned as he turned to leave.

Before suddenly stopping and turning to her one last time. "Oh and remember to smile my dear!" He laughed. "After all as a hero of mine always says. "You're never fully dressed without one!" He laughed before fully turning around and as he begun to walk away.

WOOOSH!

Wes absently moved his head to avoid the flask that was soaring past his head. "Real mature." He muttered sarcastically as the flask flew into the ocean as Wes made his way through the crowd, absently cutting throats as he did so. However once he made it clear of the audience the ground started to shake as a monstrous roar  drowned out any and all noise.

Terrified everyone turned to see what could only be described as a fish kaiju waddled up on shore.

"What the fuck?! What the fuck?! What the fuck?!" Verosika muttered in absolute horror at seeing the monster as the humans ran for their lives. Wes had his eyes narrowed at the thing as his phone rang. It was Blitz that sent him a text. "Wan iny help?" He asked getting a. "I'm good." From the younger imp.

"Well let's get this over with." Wes muttered activating the Hidden Mist spell from the ring covering everything in a thick mist. The monster roared at it's sudden lost of sight as Wes rushed over, scaled the beast and jumped high in the air.

"Prison Cube." Wes muttered as the monster was now locked in a transparent cube.

The monster thrashed violently trying to find any way to break out. "Sorry Fish Sticks, but forces much stronger than you couldn't break out of this thing." Wes muttered as he stomped on the cube a couple of times before placing his hands on the cube. "And now Rot!" He ordered a purple miasma emptied into filled the cube.

The monster roared in pure agony for a few seconds before it slowly died into a pitiful whimper before going completely silent. And when the smoke cleared the fish was gone. Wes was sweating slightly at unleashing two high leveled spells but managed to keep himself up right as he dismissed the cube and drop into the surf.

CLANCK

Raising an eyebrow Wes looked down. "Isn't that?" Wes muttered and after bending down he could confirm it was none other than Verosika's flask. "Oh this is perfect." He muttered with a grin as he raised the flask up high as he banished the mist allowing the invisible observers to fully see it.

Now all of Hell knew what caused the monster and more than a few remembered they had seen it before on magazines in the hands of a certain pop-star. And if there was any doubt the culprit was more than happy to hang herself.

"GIVE ME THAT?!" Verosika snarled as she snatched it from the imp's hand. "So you are some kind of creepy stalker eh?! Wanting a pop sensations priority?! What hoping for an indirect kiss?!" She roared and Wes just crossed his arms and had the biggest shit eating grin by now.

'Any moment now.' Wes thought his grin growing wider and wider. "What the fuck are you smiling about you-!" She never finished as Verosika's, her crew's and even Tex's phone went off. Blinking they all went for their phones. Tex who got to his first, had his eyes widened before he face palmed.

Verosika quickly went through whatever it was that was sent.  "Are you shitting me?!" She screeched. "We're being called back to hell?!" She demanded in disbelief as a portal opened up a few feet from them.

"HA! In your face bitch!" Blitz said having finished off the rest of the targets he could with the sniper riffle decided to come and gloat. "Well that's that." Tex muttered with a shrug before grinning. "See you at the party tonight man!" He called over to Wes who gave him a thumbs up as the hellhound jumped through the portal.

Josh sighed. "Probably for the best actually." He muttered as the crew begin to walk to the portal. "I know right? No way I get anything done right now." Ace muttered only for Verosika to block their path.

"Where the fuck are you going?!" She asked looking completely deranged. "V, it's over we've lost. Let's just go home." Kiki sighed having enough shit for the day. Finally Verosika had reached her boiling point and with a screech transformed back into her demon form.

"You're not going anywhere!" She ordered as she began to fly into the sky. "We are going to stay up here and fuck and amaze these lousy meat sacks until we prove that we're fucking better than that miserable fuck face!" She said gesturing who was busy flipping her off repeatedly. So lost in her rantings she didn't notice a blue glowing chain slithering up behind her.

"Ah Verosika." Milky tried to warn but the pop star wasn't having it. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" She shouted going red in the face. "This is the biggest huilmaiton I've ever faced. To lose to those nothings! I don't lose! Do you hear me?! VEROSIKA MAYDAY DOESN'T FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!" The chain had finally wrapped itself around her neck and dragged her back into Hell with her crew quickly following.

"BYE BITCH!" Blitz laughed triumphantly as he jumped in the air and did a victory dance with Wes watching him in amusement. Finally after several minutes he managed to calm down. "Isn't that obvious? We make our clients happy and finish the jobs assigned." Wes told the older imp who grinned.

"Well than." Blitz said pulling out a new gun. "What the fuck are we waiting for?!"

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"CHEERS!"

Blitz and the M&Ms slammed their drinks to together in a toast as they started their party in the I.M.P office. It had been a long day and by the time the 4 imps left they were without a doubt the most wanted criminals in the country but they didn't care. After all they managed to kill each and every one of their targets and satisfy their clients.

And the icing on the fucking cake? Verosika Mayday had been banned from going to earth from 500 years.

So now the imps were celebrating and defeating their devilry happily, Wes pretty much left the moment they got back, having to go and shower before heading over to Bee's for the party she was throwing, having had a viewing party to watch the contest. Millie was upset that her baby couldn't celebrate with them but Blitz and Moxxie knew he had more than earned it.

"So sir what are we going to do now?" Moxxie asked. "I.M.P is sure to be well known by now so what's the plan for the near future?" Moxxie asked curious as Blitz took a thinking. "Well we've got a shit ton of people interested in applying so maybe we should start thinking about expanding the business." Blitz suggested.

"That's a great idea! Always go bigger and Better I say!" Millie said with an excited smile.  Moxxie nodded in agreement. "It is a good idea but where should we start?" He asked and Blitz was about to answer when someone else did it for him.

"WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME MORE DAMN SECRETARIES! The hellhound shouted her fur matted and wild, her eyes bloodshot and beer bottles forming a small lake around her desk. She had never worked as hard as she did that day. Every request that the imps got had to go through Luna and she did not appelrticate doing it alone.

Luna took a few deep breathes. "Look, a few of my friends just got cut off by their daddies and are looking for work, and this is just the kind of thing for them." Luna explained as Blitz grinned. "Well if you're suggesting them Luna than I'm sure they'll be great additions!, not like we don't have the money for it now!" Blitz instantly agreed causing Luna to sigh in relief. "Thank god." She muttered.

The party continued without issue until the wee hours of the morning and as it continued Blitz looked around and his heart felt light. Finally for the first time in years things were finally starting to look up.

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"Do we have anything on them, anything at all?" The police commissioner of the terrorized city barked as the entire force looked on monitors to show replays of the I.M.P crew in their human form terrorizing the city and killing thousands in just a span of a few hours with a mountain of questions filling his head.

Who were they?

Where did they come from?

Where did they keep all their weapons and supplies?

How did they move around so fast?

How did they seemingly pull of supernatural feats?

Was this there first time doing this or did they do this before and this time they moved publicly?

Was the city targeted at random or was it selected?

Will they reappear and cause distraction like this again?

How many of them were there?

These and so many more questions filled his head and it wasn't until one of his lieutenants tapped his shoulder. He jumped at the sudden contact. "Apologies sir but there's someone here to see you. He says that he's here in regard to the criminals." The lieutenant told his superior as he saluted.

"Oh and what this stranger know about something like this?" The commissioner asked with a skeptical eyebrow only for a laugh to be his answer. "Oh far more than you will ever know commissioner." A man answered as he stepped into the room.

"And you are?" The commissioner asked with the man smirking as he stood at attention. "Freed Sellzen." He introduced and with a bigger smirk he continued. "And from this point on I'll be personally seeing to this myself." He declared as he handed the disbelieving commissioner the official form.

After reading it over the older man's moth just hung open in disbelief causing Freed to chuckle. "Surprising I know." He admitted. "But believe me when it comes to situations like this, and things like those!" Freed said hissing those last few words as a bit of madness entered his eyes.

"I'm a professional."

To be continued.

And that's another chapter down. I hope everyone enjoyed my version of Spring Broken and the complete slaughter that I.M.P gave Verosika while showing off a bit of Wes's intelligence and more of his magic.

I.M.P's already become more famous in hell and infamous on earth but it seems they already got some dangerous eyes on them now. So they might need to be more than a little careful.

And yeah Wes already knows Velvet. If she and Zeezi are going to join the paring I thought why not.

As for I.M.P being allowed on earth. I can't see why not as long as they don't expose themselves or the existence of hell like Verosika did.

Next thing I might write will be the first chapter of Payday in Arkham. Though now if you excuse me I'm off to play Persona 3 reloaded. Really excited, never played persona 3 before. No spoilers please.

That's all for now.

till next time,

Bye.