You know the story:
Mom with weird hair and issues and her Devil spawn-oops I meant daughter- abuse the twin from birth somehow not killing them despite chucking the baby across the room? Dad gets hit by a bus or car or something and is offed two minutes in and instead of, idk, asking for help from the staff, the child decides to stay with the abusive family bc "tHaT's WhAt DaDdY wAnTeD" like I'm sorry your dad, who loved you, wanted you to stay in a place that was probably gonna kill ya one day?????
Then it turns out that the kid is actually a princess and everyone (but the barbies) live happily ever after

And I want to puke.

Not only that, but the character designs are the w o r s t. I've already covered the spoiled brat, so let's fix the hated child

(The kind of sorcery that let you take off his hoodie without touching it)

Bastion is the ultimate kickboxer and he's the dad friend and I love him