I will admit I love this game ASDKSAIDJAO

Perhaps a bit too much but shhhh

So let's see what happens if I put the cast into an incorrect quotes generator!

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Projectionist: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Projectionist: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

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Alice Angel: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

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Joey: I am literally evil incarnate.

Joey: I'm not actually, I just enjoy being evil.

Joey: Which I think actually makes it even eviler because I'm making a conscious effort.

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Sammy: F*ck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Sammy, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

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Tom Boris: I'd like to live through a week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire."

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Sammy: You're alive.
Henry: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

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Alice Angel: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Projectionist...
Henry: As you should be.
Alice Angel: No, for real, they're kind of-
Henry: As. You. Should. Be.

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*Joey and Bendy are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Joey: oh my god, Bendy, backwards!
Bendy: Really, Joey? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

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Bendy: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.
Tom Boris: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
Sammy: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
Henry: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

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Bendy: My life is a mess.
Henry: Bendy relax, go get a beer.
Bendy: I don't want a beer.
Henry: Who said it was for you?

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Joey: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
Sammy: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A F*CKING NIGHTMARE!!!

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Henry: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Boris.
Boris: I hate myself.
Henry: Alright, square up.

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Joey: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and i feel like that's more accurate.

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Sammy: Okay, help me, please!
Bendy: Got two words for you.
Sammy: I bet they won't be helpful.
Bendy: Your problem.
Sammy: I was right.

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