"Brother Goldddddd"

I was wondering why I chose to live with this family when I could have easily rented an apartment somewhere far from this lunatic house.
I turned and turned on my bed and then made myself busy with my phone, trying to ignore the screaming pest in a female 's form.

"Brother Golddddddddd! " Her voice was louder this time.
She was lucky Mom and P man were not around, they'd have thoroughly confronted her for screaming the way she did.
Dropping my phone, I decided to find out why my sister wanted to cause WWIII with her screaming.

Getting to her door, I knocked.

"come in " she yelled.

I entered the room. She wasn't in it, she'd be in the bathroom then.

Sitting on her bed, I asked " what's your problem, why were you calling my name? "

" I need you to do something for me " she answered.

"Well, you always want me to do everything for you "

"Pleasee"

" what do you want Tee? " I sighed

" I just found out I'm going to need a pad and I'm not sure I have any so can you please help me get one? "

" Ehhn? " I'd have to act like I didn't hear her.

" please, I'll be late for school " she begged.

" Titi you know I can't do that. " I frowned.

She screamed from the bathroom "but brother Gold, I'd be late for school na"

" alright fine " I stood up to leave.
" what exactly should I say? "

" tell them you want always pad " she giggled .

" oh God " I grumbled as I left to put on my shirt then headed out of the house to get her stuff.

There was this provision store close to our place, I walked down there wondering why I practically have to babysit this pest that keeps on telling me she hates me all the time and again would still want me to do things for her, I'd still have to go and drop her off at school again .
Being an elder brother is quite stressful.

"I want to buy always pad " I say to the girl in charge of the store.

She looked at me with a smile on her face, why was she smiling at me?
I should be the one smiling at her but no, this girl isn't my type.

" are you sure it's always or lady care? " she asked with a smile.

" always " I repeated, sounding a bit stupid.

" give the guy his always pad na, you don't want him to get stained " someone laughed, the store girl also joined in the laughter.

I took my eyes off my phone back to the shop, trying to find out who had made that stupid joke.

The girl who had made the joke, stood up to pick something.

"Excuse me, I don't see anything funny in what you said " I growled.

" well, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to her " she answered rudely then ignored me.

See me, see trouble!

The store girl gave me a small nylon with the stuff inside.
" Sorry " she mouthed at me.

I angrily paid for it and left the store. I gave my sister her property then waited for her to get dressed before going to drop her at school.
In the car she kept on telling me how she would really love to become a surgeon.

" my role model is Ben Carson, I have learnt so much from him, tell me who is your role model? " she rambled.

" Naira Marley "

" what did you say? " she asked

" I said Naira Marley " I repeated.

I turned to look at her, she seemed confused, shaking her head she stopped talking.

We got to the school, she turned to me and begged "please can you come pick me up today?"

"when did that one start? "

I only drop her off in the morning and not go to pick her, she was being silly.

" Brother Gold, please, by 5pm " she begged again.

Why can't I say no to this girl.

" alright, till 5, stay safe "

Immediately she got down from the car, I quickly zoomed off before she decides to ask for something silly again.

Driving home, I thought of that girl who was as lame as shit claiming to have made a joke with what I wanted to buy.
She even had the guts to talk rudely back at me!

Well, shit happens!

It was a Monday morning, everyone in the house had gone to work, well my office is in my bedroom with my laptop.

Yeah, you heard me right.

With my history, one may think I was a drop out, no! I wasn't, I am actually a graduate, as a matter of fact, I had my NYSC last year and after that, I didn't even bother to go job hunting. What was the fucking point?

I had my first car at the age of 15, it was without the help of school,  I had my second car at the age of 18 when I wanted to take my JAMB. Along the line, my second car got battered in a brawl with some guys leaving me with just a car which I had considered old and out of style but still very active.

At the age of 22, I got another car. I got three cars without the help of school now tell me dear, isn't school a scam after all?

I studied banking and finance in the University of Lagos, I wasn't so dumb. I just didn't put in much effort in using education as a mean of securing a brighter future!

Parking my car in the compound, I noticed someone was in the house.

I got in and found out it was my elder step sister Yemisi, this girl is as annoying as her dad.
Why did she come here?

"Hey Goldy, what's up? " she smiled on seeing me.
It seemed she was searching the house for something

" Good " I dryly answered as I sat on the sofa, picking the remote.

A lady I had not seen before came out from one of the rooms, ahhn, who's this one again?

" is this your brother? " she asked.

" yeah, he's my younger brother " Yemisi answered.

" aww, I thought as much " she squealed.

" my name is Hannah and I must say, you're really good looking " she beamed.
" he even looks like you Yemisi "

Yemisi and I shared this 3 seconds look...

We don't look alike in anyway, Yemisi here is from a different father and mother entirely.

Why did she have to say rubbish?
I always tell people, it's not a must to talk.

I didn't bother saying a word, I only nodded.

" hmm, come jhor, let's find this thing and start going "Yemisi pulled her away.

" honestly, your brother is so adorable " she quietly say back to Yemisi.
But I heard it already..

I'm adorable but I can still fuck the life out of you.

No, honestly, if I had the chance, I would bang out the life of this girl but I wouldn't want to get involved with the friend of a sister.

I put all my attention on the TV and after a while, Yemisi and her friend came out, waving me goodbye before leaving.

Finally, the house was now quiet to my taste.

It was a good thing that P man's children were not living with us because I couldn't imagine how the house would be like with his four children then Titi and I.

Relaxing my head, my phone rang.

Checking the caller, it was my very bad guy, my childhood friend Jamal.

"heyy, what's up nigga? "

" I'm good fam, how far guy, you know Mike, wey dey for Island? "

" that black Mike? "

" yes, that Mike... The guy wants to burst street this night oh, you gatz show! "

" you know me and Mike don't really relate na "

Mike is a friend of Jamal, we really do not relate, he has this bad vibe and I'm not the type to just go to a party that I wasn't invited to.

Jamal succeeded in persuading me and I assured him I'll be at his place by 5.

I slept my ass out and around 5, I got dressed and drove to Jamal's place.
He was also getting prepared and there were some girls with him, whom I assumed would be going with us to the party.

I picked the beer on his table and sat down to wait for him.
Picking up the remote, I made to change the channel.

"ahh Jamal, I didn't know you do watch Nickelodeon " I teased.

" no jhor, na one babe dey watch am, no be me " he frowned.

I laughed, many girls loved to watch Nickelodeon, my sister included.

My sister...

My sister!!!!

I was supposed to pick her by 5.

"how far, I'm ready"  Jamal announced as he switched off the TV.

"shit! I was supposed to pick Tee from school " I tell him.

" ahh, you can't drive all the way to her school man, the party would start in a bit " Jamal frowned.

Agreeing with him, I called a guy of mine and asked him to go and pick my sister. I don't think she knows him but he knows her.

Jamal, the girls and I got into Jamal's car and we drove off to party.

Some minutes later, my phone rang.
It was Tee, damn! I should have called her to let her know someone else would be coming to pick her.

"Hello, brother Gold, I just got informed that somebody came to pick me on getting there, I realised it was not you, it was one scary looking guy on dread, can you call the police and inform them......

She was just a talker.

" chill, I sent him to come pick you, go with him and when you get home, check my drawer, I left one thousand Naira there, find something to eat " with that, I ended the call because knowing Titi, she'd keep on talking.

We finally got to the party and I was thinking of the girls that would be there, curvy, chubby, slim, big assed babes.... Ohhh.

We got down, Jamal led us in.

At 6, the party was already in full swing, it was an all night thing.

Scanning all the dancing ladies trying to make my choice, I saw that stupid girl who had earlier tried to make a joke.