Y/N: ......

Ms. Mayberry: *still in just a towel* ......

Martha: ......

Toga *smiling* ......

Mayberry: So, you're telling me that you just randomly popped in here and that you're only back in Hell so you cand drop these eggs off?

Egg Bois: Hi!

Y/N: That about sums it up yeah.

Martha: Even though you're WANTED for whatcha did last time?

Y/N: *shrugs* I mean I didn't know about that part, but I'm pretty sure I'd still do this even then.

Toga: Wait, what happened last time?

Martha: Ya see sweetie, this crazy bastard over here planted bombs all through out each ring of Hell and then broadcasted the explosions to each sector LIVE.

Y/N: Oh, don't feel too special. I mean I did a similar thing to Heaven.

Martha/Mayberry: You blew up HEAVEN?!?!?

Y/N: *shrugs* Meh, most of em had it coming.

Toga: Well explosions would sound like a common thing here.

Martha: * calms down and smirks* Oh they are, but what your boyfriend did with his was what he used as the fuel for the explosions~.

Toga: *blushes* I-I mean he's my friend and a boy b-but not my boyfriend *mumbles* at least not yet *giggles*. *looks at Y/N* But what did you use Eevee?

Mayberry/Martha: Eevee?

Y/N: *ignores them and sighs* Well you see Togapi, with explosions being common in Hell, I wanted to make mine a little more.... special. Especially after what most of Hell had done to me, I at least owed them all that. So, with a few new tricks that I learned from here, I was able to make my explosives and use Heavenly Fire.

Toga: Heavenly Fire?

Y/N: As it was told in a certain old book, "God" had spoken to a mortal man in the form of a burning bush. Even though it was on fire, it wasn't burning down or dying. The flames even reached to the mortal, yet they didn't burn him. *looks right at Toga* That was one of the first cases known as Heavenly Fire. The flames didn't burn any living beings or objects on Earth. Yet if one was to use those same flames on Demons, Devils, or even Angels *chuckles* then they would be even hotter than normal fires and feel so much worse~.

Toga: Is that why you're on fire constantly?

Y/N: Nah, I actually came to Hell looking like this, but just in my old school uniform.

Toga: How come?

Martha: Well from what I gathered, however you die in the livin world, your body takes form here in a way that represented how ya died. For example, I look like this cause I was shot in the woods due to this sack of shit!

Y/N: *casually* In my defense you were trying to kill me and my ex-coworkers.

Martha: Yall were trying to kill me and ma family!

Y/N: Actually, it was just you, the cops killed the rest. Besides we were hired by her at the time *points at Ms. Mayberry*.

Mayberry: *blushes* W-Well you know how my story went. *gets concerned* But are you really sure coming back was a good idea Y/N? Vox and the others are on high alert and are constantly looking everywhere for you.

Y/N: Eh, the bastard already did a lot to me along with his "friends", there's nothing new any of em could do to surprise me. Besides I'm definitely a lot stronger than last time anyways. So, if he wants to go then bring it the fuck on.

Mayberry: *clears her throat* She.

Y/N: Say what?

Martha: Oh~ Seems you didn't know about that either. Ya see after yer little firework show went off, those that were able to survive the blasts, well some of em changed... physically at least. Serprisingly it was just the fellas that this happened too.

Y/N: (⊙ˍ⊙) Oh................OH. (⊙_⊙;)

Frank: Yeah Boss, I thought you knew. I mean that's what happened to the boss too.

Y/N: 

Y/N: I-I think we're gonna go now.

Mayberry: Well if you ever need a place to hide out in, ours is always open to you hun.

Y/N: *smiles* Thanks Ms. Mayberry.

Mayberry: You know can just call me Mary right~. I told you last time.

Y/N: *chuckles* R-Right, I forgot. 

As Y/N, Toga, and the Egg Bois left, Martha went behind Mary and began to kiss and nip at her bare shoulder.

Martha: My my, ya seem to really care about him honey~. You wouldn't be trying to flirt right in front of me and make me jealous would ya~?

Mayberry: *trying to hold in her moans* N-No dear of course not. i just appreciated everything he did for me in the past is all.

Martha: Well, if helped you that much, then why not reward him with a night with him you and me, all night long~.

Mayberry: *blushes harder* Martha! *squeals!!*

As the couple were about to start "bonding" once more, Y/N and the rest were now near the streets of Hell. Toga looked around and saw the many sights Hell had to offer. Like the dark blood red sky with its many pentagrams, or the non-stop (almost cartoon-like) violence that happened all around her, or even the many different looking demons that were constantly doing random shit.

Toga: Wow, this place sure is something Eevee.

Y/N: *shrugs* You get used to it after a while.

Random Demon: *runs right by them*The assassination was a LIE! JFK shot First!!!!

Toga: Even that?

Y/N: Mhmm.

Y/N then closed his eyes and when he reopened them, there were flames in them instead. He then whistled out loud, like calling a pet. Yet instead of an animal of any kind that answered his call, out appeared from a ball of flames the motorcycle he had used in the morning.

Toga: *likes it* Oooo~. Where did you get that?

Y/N: *smirks* That along with a few others and some other abilities came from a time when I was a ..... "Bounty Hunter".

Toga: Who did you hunt?

Y/N: *serious* Everyone and Anything.

Y/N then whistled again, but this time out popped out a mini skull side car.

Y/N: Alright Eggs, get in the skull.

Egg Bois: Yes boss!

Toga: And me~?

Y/N got on the motorcycle and then motioned to Toga to get on behind him. Her grin grew wider as she hurried and held onto Y/N tight from behind. From there he peeled out with the skull car attached to his side.

Toga/Egg Bois: Weeeeeeeee!

Meanwhile

It was just another day in Hell (and Heaven). It had only been three days since the last Extermination when all of a sudden all of the screens (TV, phones, computers, jumbotrons, etc.) began to glitch out and all of a sudden became blank. As most didn't understand what was going on, a message started to type on the blank screens. It spelled out two words, withe them being: GUESS WHO~?

After that a cut-up bunch of songs started to play out.

🎶"Guess Who's Back~, Back Again~/ 🎶I'm Back and I'm Better than Ever/ 🎶- Back in Black! I hit the sack! I've been too long, I'm glad to be back! /🎶I'm a Bitch! I'm A Bitch! Oh the Bitch is Back! Stone Cold Sober as a matter of fact! /🎶No More Mr. Nice Guy! No More Mr. Clean! /🎶Here I go Again on My Own!/-

As the songs all mashed together the screen went black once more. Then this time there was live footage. Yet now it showed a pile of dead shark demon corpses with what looked like a man walking through the mess as if it was nothing. At the same time a song started to play as well.

A/N: Just imagine the song is playing in the background.

https://youtu.be/LUdMxyKZcWc

As the song plays more and more certain viewers start to recognize just who's singing in the background. It just so happens to be the backside of the person walking through the many piled-up corpses. As he walks among them he also starts to swing and twirl without a care.

A/N: At 1:50 of the song

As the singer is changing his tone, the camera then pans around to show the face of none other than Y/N (in his Demon form/HH-HB Version). Multiple demons were surprised, some were quite terrified, some were overjoyed that he was still alive, while others were pissed off once more, and even some were instantly hot and bothered an oh so wanted ANOTHER piece of him.

A/N: At 2:07 of the song

In another instant, Y/N jumped and smoothly landed on a speeding flaming motorcycle. Behind him was a female in a blood red yukata with small red horns on her head, who just so happened to be smiling dreamily at Y/N and hugged him. That made multiple females jealous...both Demons, Devil, and Angels alike. As he sped through Hell, they could see that he was in the Pride Ring. He didn't give a single flying fuck of who was in his way, cause if they were, they were instantly splattered everywhere via his motorcycle or burned to a crisp by the flamethrower that was from the skull at the front of his motorcycle.

A/N: At 2:22-2:23 of the song

As if they couldn't be surprised anymore, Y/N proved them all wrong once more by having his head ignite in flames, only to reveal a flaming skull

Y/N: AND THAT'S CALLED JAZZ!!!!! 🎶

As many were surprised, more terrified, or somehow even more turned on, they saw that the camera turned to show the location that Y/n was heading to and that was in fact none other than The Hazbin Hotel.

Y/N's Mind: Huh, guess it's changed a bit since last time... Oh well~.

At 2:30 of the song

Y/N sped up to the point where it looked like he was going to crash right through, yet at the last second, he did a hard turn and detached the side car. 

Y/N: See ya later boys!

Egg Bois: Bye Boss!!!!

There, the skull sidecar sped right through the doors of the hotel and right inside crash landed.

Bam! Crash! Honk! Honk!

Egg Bois: We're ok!

After the confirmation, Y/N once again peeled out and sped off down the road leaving the hotel in dust and driving away. Many demons could hear Y/N coming just by the loud roaring of the engine of his motorcycle.

Toga: *still having fun holding onto Y/N* So Eevee! How are we going back?!

Y/N: *while revving and speeding up on the motorcycle* Don't worry Togapi! I've got a plan!

Another Random Demon: DDDDDUUUUUTTTCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Toga: *ignoring that* Are you going to use your crystal?!

Y/N: Actually, about that!......The crystal, for some reason only takes me to Hell willingly, but whenever I got to Earth it acts bat shit crazy!!!!

Toga: Then how are we going back to the living world?!

Y/N: We're riding it baby!

Y/N then gripped the handlebars tight and revved his ride one more time. This time the skull in the front glowed and started glow a bright red light.

Y/N: Hold on Togi!!!

When Y/N released the handles, the bike sped up so fast that it left actual fire tracks behind them.

A/N: Kind lack from Back to the Future

And just like that they were gone in an instant. Of course, all through that time, there was still a camera shot to where Y/N was last seen. Though there wasn't any more audio (after the eggs said that they were ok) the camera feed was still there.

Almost all of Hell: .........

Almost all of Heaven: .........

Finally, many started to come back to their senses and react in many different ways.

Katie Killjoy: HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE'S BACK!!

A/N: While I think Brandon Rogers does a nice funny job playing her. I'll be using the Pilot voice of her

Tom Trench: OH GOD MOMMY! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!

-

???: *chuckles* So Thou has chosen to reveal thyself once again. One is interested in what thy next move shall be next young Y/N. It shall be most thrilling.

???: That Fucker is still ALIVE!??!

???: *Gulps*

???: So, you dare come back and think as though nothing shall happen to you? Hmph, I'll change that you vile cretin.

???: *wide eyes* Oh no......

???: *SQUEALS in Joy*

???: *chokes on ribs* Oh fucking shit! *recovers and smirks* Looks like the prodigal S.O.B. is still around.

???: BASTARD!

???: Oh, Mierda!

???: Mi Corazon~?

???: Oh hot damn~.

???: OINK! *continues to oink happily*

???: Well tickle my fancy, welcome back dear boy~

???: King Roach! King Roach! King Roach! *cackles in excitement*

???: Fuck.

???: HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHA!!!!

???: Oh My~. This is gonna get good~.

???: You Bitch......*chuckles*...This is gonna be FUN!~

???: BABY?!

???: BRO!?

???:  *shocked* No Fucking Way

???: Darling~!?

???: Oh Titty Waffle on a stick!

???: Oh crumbs!

???: Oh Lover~!

???: Looks like the cash cow has come back. *chuckles and munches on wings*

???: Round 2 Hotshot~.

???: And the game is back on~.

???: Hello again Cowboy~.

???: *giggles* Duck Buddy!

???: Luv?!

???: So... The Prince has returned~.

???: Honey?!

???: Y-Y/N?

-

As many more had their own reaction, Y/N and Toga had made it back to the world of the living. They ended up being in a forest area close to the city where Junior's was, but still safe. By that time it was already passed Sunset.

Pop!

Toga: Woohoo! *giggles* That was fun Y/N! Let's do that again.

Y/N: *chuckles* Maybe some other time Toga. *remembers something* Oh right, the sidecar.

As Y/N whistled again, the sidecar appeared back once again. He wasn't going to just leave it there at the hotel. Yet while Y/N was making sure his motorcycle was alright, Toga looked all around the sidecar. When she looked on the inside of it, she was surprised because she thought it would be empty... but that wasn't the case.

Toga: Hey Eevee.

Y/N: *still inspecting his ride* Yeah Togapi?

Toga: Can we keep the egg and the rest?

Y/N: I mean I don't see why- Wait what?

Finally getting his full attention, Y/N saw Toga getting giddy at the inside of the side car. When he stood right by her, he too was surprised. The reason for that was because not only was there still an Egg Boy...

.... there were a few OTHER stowaways as well...

A/N: All of em....simple as that

Y/N:.............HOW????????

"Penguin": Wenk!

Y/N: *eyes widen* Yo! I mean that's one way to say hey, but I'm not even Black.

"Penguin": Wenk! Wenk!

Y/N: *speaks his language* (SLURS).

That made the Penguin gasp...for like a second, he then waddled towards Y/N's leg and hugged him like a koala. Surprisingly all of the other creatures surrounded Y/N and cuddled him in one way or another. Even the Egg Boy got in on the action.

Toga: *gushing at the sight of Y/N becoming a Disney Princess* Aww~ Now you HAVE to keep em~.

Apparently the creatures all agreed with Toga's statement as they all gave him puppy dog eyes. Now mind you Y/N was very much immune to this look due to having seen it on multiple ocassions...*toga joined in* yet with a certain amount of power behind that damn look, it still got to him.

Y/N: *sighs*.......Fine.

Egg Boy: Me too Boss?

Y/N: Yes even you uh.... actually what's your name?

Egg Boy: Oh well it's....huh...actually I don't think I have one.

Y/N: Well I guess I'll have to change that, but for now why don't we all just-

???: 'Help Us'

Y/N: *mumbles* Oh for Fuck's sake. I just want one damn drink.

Y/N was getting a telepathic connection, and it was coming from deeper into the woods. Strangely enough, this connection felt very familiar. As if it had happened once before...

Toga: *sees his reaction* Is everything ok Y/N?

Y/N: *turns to her* Toga, if I told you to stay here with all of these little guys and protect them would ya?

Toga: *slowly takes out a knife* Are you leaving me Eevee?

Y/N: *puts his hands up but remains calm* No, but I have to take care of something in the woods.

Toga: Oh, then I'll go with you~ *smiles*

Y/N: *sighs* Ok, just be prepared for a fight, I 've got a feeling someone's in trouble.

Toga: *grins* And we're gonna cause more to get them out of theirs~?

Y/N: *smirks* That's the plan~.

While it didn't sound like much of one, that's what the two would do as they headed deeper into the woods, along with all their new little companions. And what exactly waited for them all...well they'd find out very soon.

Till Next Time

End of Chapter

A/N: Just as a little refresher, please remember that this is a MASSIVE CROSSOVER story.

-With that out of the way, yes you get your very own Egg Boy. With that, there are two important questions.

1. What will his name be? (Please Note it must be Mostly Appropriate)

&

2. What should he wear? (He can either stay with what he has on now, or he can look like a Pirate, a Bowler Hat Gentlemen, a Mini Enzio {Assassin's Creed}, or some other mini cosplay of your choosing [ Pleases note it will be by Majority Vote just like his name & also it must be MOSTLY APPROPRIATE])

- Secondly, I know there were a lot of ??? reactions so with that little segment (After tom Trench and Before it goes back to the story) if any of you can guess who was who with the reactions, in the right order, I will give you a shout out in the next chapter and maybe if you have a certain character or two you want to see here, then I might add them (only if you guess the right characters and the correct order)

-Besides that, don't ask for any updates of any kind, and I'll see you all

Next Time

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