So, hey, guys, gals, and genderqueer individuals!

Aren't you glad you skipped that awful chapter? (but it did take me a while to write)

Anyway, welcome to I'm Here, a Chris x Ted one-shot and AU book with a title that could mean lots of different things.

DISCLAIMER: I am no longer a potato. I am a watermelon now.

IDEK.

I had something else I wanted to say, but I forgot...

Anyway, enjoy!