"i'm so sorry about your shoulder. are you okay"

Your eyes trailed down my bare chest

sending shivers down my spine

and heat to your cheeks.

"i'm sandra"

You said bashfully,

as your words replayed over and over

inside my head.

"jason"

I said quickly.

"i'm jason"

I outstretched my hand to you,

but as you eyed my wet hand,

I brought it back down to my side.

"it's nice to meet you jason"

Your eyes slowly made their way up my chest

before settling onto my eyes.

"likewise"

I said without thinking,

before mentally stabbing myself for sounding so stupid.

Who the hell even says that?

"i'm sorry to interrupt..."

Your eyes trailed over the wet shirt bunched in my hands.

"your cleaning jason"

you continued,

"but would it be okay if i can use the bathroom real quick"

Unwillingly allowing my stupidity to show,

I nodded,

almost jerking my head off my shoulders.

"of course"

"i mean if you've got to pee, you've got to-"

I cut myself off as I saw your amused

yet annoyed smirk.

"yeah, i'll just leave now"

And forgetting to shut off the water,

I hauled my butt out of there.

When the reality of what I'd done truly sunk in,

I couldn't help but bang my head against the wall I was leaning on.

"god jason"

I muttered.

"you're such an embarrassment"

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