"man that party was crackin'"

Derek grinned that sleepy, hungover smile of his.

"i got me all them girls last night"

I couldn't stop myself from snickering at his words.

"really now"

I asked sarcastically

as he turned over on his bed.

"hmmhmmm"

"they were australian too"

I stared at the writing on his face,

biting my lip so I didn't burst out in laughter.

"those girls must've loved you"

He opened one eye of his,

catching on to my one-sided humor.

"what're you laughing at"

I just shrugged,

smirk still lingering on my face.

"oh nothing"

Glancing up at him,

I saw his eyes narrow in suspicion.

Taking out his hand mirror,

I watched as he inspected his face.

Shock took over his features

before he frowned in anger.

Soon enough,

he was staring me down.

"what the hell man"

He all but yelled,

and I rose my hands in surrender.

"hey"

I defended myself.

"i didn't do anything so don't go pointing fingers at me"

The words Give it to me

were written on his forehead

with a man's genitals

right to the side of his mouth.

"those girls must've dearly loved you derek"

And suddenly,

he was on top of me,

wrestling and pinning me down.

We fought for the next half hour

before I decided to give him a good punch in the stomach,

knocking all the wind out of him.

Gasping for air,

he lied next to me,

clutching his stomach.

"and thanks for ditching me derek"

I ruffled up his hair.

"you truly are a great friend"

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