No one's POV

We see a young man driving a taxi, sighing as he has not had a single person since he took up this job for his father.

Man: *sigh* Who am I kidding, with how Uber and other services have been made popular, I knew I wouldn't get-

???: Taxi~!

The man then turns to see a pink haired beauty, which causes him to blush like crazy and start stuttering his own words.

Man: A-A Customer...! H-Hop in! G-Great day for a ride...!

Woman: *giggles* Sure is~

As the woman gets in the back on the taxi, she gives him the address on where she needs to go on a sheet of paper.

Man: Uh... ma'am, this is-

Woman: I know, but I don't think Uber Drivers would stop there. Oh, and do you mind if I sat in shotgun?

Man: S-Sure...! You can-

The man is now confused, as the woman there is now gone, as he's about to sigh, looking at the road, he notices the woman sitting there already, almost making him scream.

Woman: Thanks~!

The cab driver then starts heading out, with a blush on his face the entire ride.

Woman: So what's your name?

Aisari: Aisari Takeri

Y/n: Y/n "Mori Calliope" L/n.

Aisairi: That's a... unique name...

Y/n: Well when you have my life, it's not that crazy.

Y/n: I am a boy after all.

As Y/n looks around the cab, he notices a picture of his dad and a girl.

Y/n: Nce!

Aisari: Is it... the girl?

Y/n: The girl.

Aisari: Yes. Hibuto Kyokuri. She is quite lovely. She was my childhood friend and my childhoood friend. But... Hibuto's heart has been stolen by older brother. He is as dishonorable as he is attractive. What's worse is that he doesn't care for my old man! All he wants is for him to die so he

Y/n: Aisari, I'm starting to think there's a reason I'm in this cab today, other than just being that I called for it.

Aisari: R-Really...?

Y/n: Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world tastes like a dream. So you gotta hold on to love. Tight! And never let go. Don't make the same mistakes I did, got it? Or else you're going to regret it, and that man will literally take everything from you in more ways than one.

Aisari: Still... Why the fancy red suit, Mrs. L/n?

Deadpool: Oh, that's because it's a special day Aisari, and I'm after someone on my very special list. I've been waiting, 1 year, 3 weeks, 6 days and— *checks his watch* 14 minutes to make her regret what she did.

Aisari: And that is...?

Y/n: Cheat Death.

Aisari: O-Okay...

After a few more minutes of driving, they arrive at the area.

Aisari: Okay, that'll be... *finishes checking the prices* $27.50.

Y/n: Here. Keep the change

Y/n then hands Aisari a $100 bill, shocking the man.

Aisari: Ma'am, this is!

Y/n: Use it for your old man. He should be happy to have a son like you!

As Aisari drives off, happy as he can be, Y/n simply sits on top of the railing, humming to himself as she starts drawing while listening to his music.

After a bit of humming, he notices the camera and smiles.

Y/n: Oh! Oh, hello! I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own special story like this, where I look like the HololiveEN Vtuber, Mori Calliope? I can't tell you, but it does work with the Pokémon Move, TM020. And lemme tell you... He's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down there, especially in his Futa form! Anyway. I got places to be. A bunch of girls to fuck. And, oh! Cheaters to kill.

The camera then pans over to show a bunch of cars driving with his main target in mind.

Y/n: Let's do this, in Deadpool's words, Maximum effort.

Y/n then jumps down into the middle of the road, and looks at one of the cars, preparing to kill everyone on board.

Y/n: Time to die, fuckers.

Y/n then swings her scythe, right as the car gets close, she splits the car in half, causing both sides to hit other escort cars, causing a massive explosion. As the other cars that managed to not get hurt stop, they look at Y/n, who has this deadly look on his face.

Man: Who the hell are you, you damn bitch?!

Y/n: Your new worse nightmare~

As this happens, a young girl steps out of the vehicle.

Girl: What's happening?!

Man 2: Ma'am, everything's-

Y/n: Aria. You family has cheated death on several different occasions. And your men have done the same. So I'm here to claim all of your souls~

Man: Get her...!

The grunts then run at Y/n, who smirks and spins around on top of his scythe and uses his legs to grab the man's head, swiftly moving his legs and breaking his neck. As more men start shooting at Y/n, she gets knocked back, but to the shock of all of the people there, her wounds start healing instantly.

Aria: *screams*

The men keep shooting as Y/n keeps slicing their bodies apart one by one, killing them in very gruesome ways. After a huge blood bath, Y/n stares right at Arai as a blood moon starts to rise

Y/n: Now Aria, it is time you reap what you sow~

Aria: P-Please spare me...! I'll do anything...!

Y/n: Anything?

Aria: Yes, I'll do anything! Just please spare me and my family...!

Y/n: Your mom and dad, I'm sorry, but I've actually killed them already.

Aria: No...

Y/n: But as for you~ *GIF Below* I've got some fun plans for you~

*Y/n: And now time for a time-skip, because the author doesn't want to go into much detail regarding lemons right now! He'll do one later, but he wants to wait for the right moment!*

After a long night of very lewd activities with Y/n and Aria, we now see Y/n exiting his room in a nice her PJs.

Y/n: You know dear readers, they say that there's no place like home, but in regards to me, it's actually kinda one of the worst places to be. And no, it's not because of the overarching harem of girls, MILFs, and genderbent females that I'm going to have at the end of this story!

Y/n then sighs and hears footsteps.

Y/n: It's her.

Almost instantly, Y/n dodges a girl who is trying to tackle her into a hug.

Y/n: The bane of my very existence.

???: How can you be so cruel~?

Y/n: Because Kiara, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE who loves me...!

As Kiara simply manages to hug Y/n again, much to Y/n's annoyance, Y/n starts speaking again.

Y/n: Her. Her name's Kiara Takanashi. She's a Pheonix girl that no matter what I do, I can't kill her, meaning she's got a SHIT ton of plot armor on her. Meaning that I can't kill her no matter how hard I tried.

Y/n then grunts as Kiara tries to kiss Y/n, but he simply pushes her away.

Y/n: Sorry, but I got another mission to get to. A Devil boy in DxD's been cheating death for a long time now, and it's time I got them taken care of.

Kiara: *pouts* Fine. But I'll be waiting for you my love~

Y/n: HOW MANY TIMES DO I SAY IT, I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y/n: *sigh* To Be Continued...!

Kiara: Y/n-sama~!

Y/n: Oh come on! You're even in my 4th wall breaks now?!