" Halloween costumes".

Black hat- Phantom of the opera.

Demencia- bride outfit (I wonder why :) ).

Flug- Han solo.

Soul- Dracula.

505- chewbacca.

"Halloween night, demi/souls room".

Soul looked the mirror as he strapped on his cape, his looked to the bathroom in worry.

Soul- "adjusts cape" Demi, you almost done, the boss called for us 15 minutes ago.

Demi- Oh he can wait, besides-

Just then, demi stepped out of the bathroom, soul looked over and his jaw hit the damn ground. Demencia was wearing a beautiful white dress and veil as she held one arm out and the other on her hip.

Demi- -It's rude to interrupt a bride, you like it, a little sneak peak for our wedding day.

Soul walked over, wrapped his arms around her and brought her into a deep kiss. After a minute, he pulled away.

Soul- I'm the luckiest man on this damn planet.

Demi- "grins" damn right you are, it's not easy to sway my heart.

Soul- Well I'm honored I was able to.

Demi laughed as soul back up and extended his arms.

Soul- So, you like it.

Demi- Yeah, it's awesome.

Soul- Yeah, BLEH BLEH BLEH, I'LL DRINK YOUR BLOOD.

" Meanwhile, in the hotel Transylvania universe, shot of the hotel".

Drac- "Into the sky" I DON'T SAY BLEH BLEH BLEH.

" Villainous universe"

Demi- So, you gonna bite me later.

Soul- " FUCKING RED".

Demi laughed as she kisses his cheek and heads out the door.

Demi- your too cute for you own good babe, try to make it that I don't always have to be the top in bed.

Soul- 0-0.

Demi winked and headed towards the bosses office, leaving soul a nosebleeding, stammering mess.

Soul-..........mommy.

" Black hats office"

Soul walked in after shoving tissues up his nose under his mask, he looked over to see flug dressed as Han solo and 505 as chewbacca.

Demi- Nice star trek costumes guys.

A/n- DEMENCIA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE "door pounding" THEY'VE BREACHED THE GATES, RAISE THE DRAWBRIDGE.

Flug-

...........it's star wars, STAR WARS, THERE IS A HUMONGOUS DIFFERENCE.

Demi-......but their both in space, doesn't that make them the same?.

Flug- OH SURE, IF WE'RE GOING BY THAT LOGIC JUST ADD IN THE PREDATOR AND THE ALIENS FOR FUCK SAKES, FUCK IT, ADD IN GODDAMN SPACE BALLS.

Demi- Isn't that already star wars.

Flug-

Soul- Okay, calm down flug, don't blow a blood vein again.

Flug stormed over to the nearby chair and slumped down on it as 505 came over and patted his head. An organ then rang out though the room as a giant organ was lowered from the ceiling down in front of black hats desk, with him playing the keys. He then stopped and spun around with his usual devilish grin.

Black hat- Ah, hallos eve, my favourite time of the year, where evil, death, decay, carnage and destruction rain, plus it's always a joy to see children cry when I take their candy.

A year ago, demi would have laughed at that, but now, she couldn't help but feel like crap.

Soul- That's a little over the line, don't you think boss.

Black hat- WE'RE VILLAINS FOR SATANS SAKE, I WOULD =&$&*#£/&%&*$*$,/,"*/7/,=£/€';%£/8*=,/8'&/*/£$,=£=£$€", $£4£% ((! (! ¥+(¥×£÷£=€"€"€ MY OWN MOTHER AND FATHER IF I HAD ONE.

Soul-........what-the-actual-fuck.

Black hat- Anyway, I have a job for you all, it's gonna be a tough one.

Black hat- You see, years and years and years ago, there was an unknown epidemic of fear, so fear itself came to me and in return for some of the energy from all of them from the victims they consume, I gave fear or, the phobias of the world, a form, every fear has a form, water, fire, scorpions, fucking peanut butter getting stuck to the roof of your mouth. But recently, they've come less and less, one of them has stopped entirely, arachnobus, the phobia demon of spiders.

That word rang out in souls head, his body frozen on instinct as he began to shake.

Black hat- Arachnobus is currently hiding out in the abandoned mines of Nevada, trapping anyone with arachnophobia in his webs and drawing out as much fear from them as he can before eating them alive.

Flug pulled out a wrist device and tapped it, bringing up a map of what looked to be a mine system.

Flug- Those tunnels span on for miles, along with how many connecting ones there are.

Black hat- You'll be looking for the biggest areas there is, arachnobus is huge and needs room to move, not to mention how much room he needs for his ungodly amount of offspring.

Soul shook even worse than before, demi looked over and softly grabbed his hand, causing his to stop.

Demi- You okay?.

Soul could feel the feeling of dread in his bones, the icy feeling making his skin ripple.

Soul- Y-yeah.

Black hat- So I want the 4 to go there, kill him and bring his soul back, I'll keep him here for a good........Century or three before I let him lose again.

Soul- Wait, so does that mean people won't be afraid of spiders while hes trapped.

Black hat- yes.

Soul breathed in and out heavily.

Soul- load up the plane guys.

" Nevada airspace".

Demi- So i was thinking that our wedding could be at like this gia- babe?.

Demi looked over to see soul staring out the window blankly, she tapped him on the shoulder, only for him to jump, scaring her as well.

Demi- What's up.

Soul- I-it's nothing, trust me.

Demi- Soul, don't make me go all dommy mommy girlfriend mode on you.

Soul looked at her and sighed.

Soul-..........I have arachnaphobia.

Demi-...........WHAT, YOU, SOULSLICER, THE TOUGHEST GUY I KNOW......is scared of spiders.

Soul- Yeah, for as long as I can remember, I've always been terrified of them.

Demi- Then why agree to go on the mission.

Soul- Because I'm not in good conscious going to let my girlfriend fight a giant demon spider without me.

Demi- Aaawwww.

Flug- We're nearing the mines.

The gang looked out as they watched as they decended from the clouds.......to be met with gunfire.

Soul- WHAT THE HELL.

Flug- OH SHIT.

Flug pulled up as he bobbed and weaved through the paths of the shells.

Soul- WHERE ARE WE.

Flug- THE GPS SAYS NEVADA.

Soul looked over at the GPS, his face turning pale.

Soul- "sarcasticly" Great job Flug, we're in Nevada, IN AREA 51 AIRSPACE.

Flug- "eyes go small" Ooooooooooooohhhhhh shet.

Radio- Attention unknown plane, you are currently in military airspace you dumbass, you are to follow our instructions and land at the nearby airstrip to await arrest on account of how stupid you braindead morons are for not knowing this is military airspace.

Soul- "picks up radio" Who is this.

Radio- Sargent Davis, who is this.

Soul- Soulslicer of the black hat gang, now I suggest you stop shooting at us before we come down there and I shove my size 17 boot right up your ass pig.

S'davis-.........have it your way.

With that, the line went dead.

Demi- Uh guys, is the control panel supposed to be flashing red.

The guys looked down to see their radar picking up multiple fast moving objects heading for them.

Soul- THOSE ARE GODDAMN HEAT SEEKER SIGNALS.

Demi- Yeah, maybe you shouldn't have pissed off the ARMY SARGENT.

Soul- I'M SORRY, HE WAS BEING AN ASSHOLE.

Flug looked over to the canyon and turned the wheel hard.

Flug- I'LL TRY TO LOSE THEM IN THE CANYON.

He rockets towards it with the missiles hot on their tail, Flug dips the ship down into the trench as he hugs the canyon walls, one of the missiles got too close and hit the rocks, blowing up.

Demi- WE GOT IT.

Out of the smoke rocketed two more missiles.

Soul- CHRIST, IT'S LIKE DEALING WITH ROACHES.

Flug- Then let's squash them.

He then spun the wheel, sending the ship into a spin, the missiles beginning to spin as well. Meanwhile, demi and soul, who weren't wear their seat belts were spinning around the cabin.

Demi- I-THNIK-THIS-IS-MAKING-ME-SANE-I-CAN-DO-MATH.

Soul- FLUG-STOP-THIS-OR-IM-GONNA-STAB-YOUR-BBBBAAALLLLSSS.

Flug then righted the plane as they zipped through a canyon opening, the missiles hit it, causing a big explosion, hitting the back of the plane and sending it spinning, during all of this, 505 was in his booster seat, arms up and smiling. Soul grabbed demi and dragged her to her seat, strapping her in, he went to strap into his own when he was flung out a tear in the plane.

Demi- SOULSY.

Flug wrestled with the controls as they were sent crash into the canyons floor.

Soul watched as the ground rocketed towards him.....only from him to fall through a hole, he looked up just as he hit earth and fell unconscious.

" Timeskip".

Demi- SSSSOOOUUULLLLSSSSYYY.

Demi screamed into the night air, desperately trying to find soul, her costume miraculously, taking no damage from the crash, same with flug and 505, but the ship was totalled.

Flug- Don't worry, I planned for this.

He tapped a button on his wrist and a panel in the ship opened up, spilling out multiple hat bots.

"Pretend their wearing mechanic outfits".

Flug- Hat bots, fix the ship.

Hat bots one and two salute, the three just rolled it's eyes and wacked the two with a wrench as they went to work.

Demi- Okay, but where's soul.

Flug- Good thing I can track him.

He tapped another button on his wrist as a map of the world appeared.

Demi- Wait, soul and I sleep in the same room, how did you sneak a tracker on him, without him even knowing.

Flug- I snuck tiny micro-bots into his Dr Pepper, it's just in case we need to track him.

Demi-..........."slowly grows a smirk" sssssooooo, I, his girlfriend, now know something that yooooooouuuuu don't want him to know.

Flug- "freezes" OH GODDAMMIT.

Demi- Me, you, this weekend, your our Butler.

Flug-.........I hate my existence sometimes.

Just then, a ping rings out, they looked to see a zoomed in view of the area of Nevada with a red dot moving across the map.

Flug- That weird, it says he's underground, also his vitals are reading that he's knocked out.

Demi- "eyes go wide" ARACHNOBUS GOT HIM.

Flug- Calm down, I'm sure he's simply floating down an underground stream system, here, watch.

He tapped a button as a live feed from souls mask appeared, it froze every now and then, but it showed flashes of many hairy creatures, sounds of scittering and a shot of eight large glowing orange eyes before the feed cut off.

Demi- "scared" babe.

Flug looked at the video feed that was now dead, all the color drained from his face.

Flug- WELP, WE TRIED, HE DIED A VILLAIN, LET'S GO.

Demi- HE'S OUR FELLOW VILLAIN, FRIEND AND MY BOYFRIEND AND YOUR JUST GONNA LEAVE HIM TO DIE.

Flug- Yyyyyyeeeaaahhh, weeellll, here's the thing, is he really worth risking our lives over...............URK.

Demi grabbed flug by the neck and looked him in the eyes while growling.

Demi- "pissed" Were getting soul back, you either help OR I USE YOU AS SPIDER BAIT.

Flug-......i-i have reconsidered, but even if we know where he is, how will we get there before arachnobus eats him.

Demi tapped her chin for a minute, then snapped her fingers. She ran over to inside the plane and pushed a button, dropping souls still intact car, she clicks a button as the engine roared to life, the headlights flashing on in 505s face causing him to stumble.

Demi- "twirling keys" Locate the nearest hole flug, I'm driving.

Flug-

Demi- "pokes flugs chest" Listen nerd, my boyfriend, his car, I'm driving.

Flug-.............no-way-in-hell.

Demi- Come on, I'm a great driver "sticks tongue out".

Flug-..............uuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm.

" Timeskip"

" 33- 1:25, you goddamn know who's who, also their in the canyon.

Demi swerves and stops right in front of the tunnel entrance, flug was gripping the seat so hard he left imprints, 505 looked at the upsidedown map.

505- bow bow?.

Demi- Yes, I'm sure this is the right way.

She tapped a button on the dash and a row of roof lights popped up onto of the car, they switched on as they entered the tunnel.

Demi- Hang on babe, 🎵CCCCCHHHIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYY🎵.

She punched it as they rocketed down the tunnels as flug screamed for his life.

" ?????".

Soul- Uuuuhhh, my aching head, demi can you pass me my morning Dr Pepper.

Soul tried to stretch put his arms.......but he couldn't, he looked down in horror to see his body wrapped up in orange sticky webs, he looked around to see what looked like the ground moving.......but a hairy leg lifted up and went back down, that's when soul felt like he was gonna die from heart failure.

The ground was swarming with cow sized orange and black tarantulas, all of them scittering and crawling around. Soul felt hot tears roll down his face, he wanted to go home, he wanted demi to curl up in bed with him and hold him while saying everything was going to be okay.

?- Yyyeeeessss, Yyyeeeessss, your fear is delicious.

Soul snapped out of his daze and looked around, but he couldn't see anything.

?- Aaaaaawwww, poor Soulslicer, all alone, abandoned on Halloween, to the terrors that arise on this glorious night.

A string of orange shot out of the darkness and hit souls mask, ripping it off.

Soul- NO.

The mask and string disappeared into the darkness above........followed by a loud crush and tiny electric sparks raining down.......followed by a large pointy orange leg, then another, then another, more and more until there were eight, then the body slowly lowered and soul prayed to God that demi would save him.

In front of him, was the largest spider in the world, it was about the size of a damn house, it's whole body was orange, black and yellow, it's tail had twin pincers on it along with a jack-o-lantern image on it, along its black hairy pincers was fur that made it look like it was grinning, two rows of pincers lined it's mouth, both dripping with orange, sour smelling venom, eight orange glowing eyes stared at him, piercing through the darkness.

Soul- A-a-a-a-a-arc-h-h-h-h-hnobus.

The giant spider clicked his fangs together as he chuckled, slowly moving to the left of soul.

Archnobus- So, black hat finally grew a pair and decided to try to take me out, and this is what he sends.

The spider then jumped back into souls field of view.

Arach- You know, we, fear demons don't eat, we prefer, something more...........delicious, fear, each of us eats a specific type of fear, but me, I find people who fear spiders taste the best.

His mouth was practically oozing with orange venom, soul tried to struggle, but it was like trying to break out of cement.

Arach- Oh, keep trying little fly, your just marinating yourself, making yourself more tastey.

Soul slowly breathed in and out as he forced himself to speak.

Soul- M-m-my friends will save me.

Arach- Oh, you have friends, I guess i ordered skip the dishes without realizing it, I hope one of them is a lover of yours, it'll make you so much more tender to drown yourself in grief and sorrow......when I bite her head clean off and feed her bones to my children.

Arachnobus let out a sinister laugh that echoed throughout the cave, his attention then turned to soul.

Arach- you know, I think your plenty marinated, time to feast.

He walked over and opened his jaw to reveal rows of sharp teeth, I brace myself for the slow, painful death.....when the ceiling exploded, knocking me back and out of the webs while sending Arachnobus falling onto the floor below. Soul looked down to see a beautiful sight.

" Flashback, a few minutes earlier, back with demencia and flug".

Demi- How far do these tunnels go.

Flug looked at his map and sighed.

Flug- Miles.

Demi groaned as she countined along, they were just turning a corner when the car suddenly jolted forward and stopped.

Demi- OH WHAT THE HELL.

She slammed down on the accelerator, but the wheels didn't turn. Flug slowly opened his door and shined his flashlight on the back tires.

Flug- Is that.....orange webbing.

?- SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Suddenly, a giant orange and black spider slammed into the side of the car, pushing flug into demi, they both looked to see eight large eyes glaring at them.

Flug/demi- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Suddenly, spiders began falling from the ceiling, landing on the car, then getting up and starting to pound on it.

Flug- WE'RE GONNA DDDDDIIIIIIEEEEE.

One was able to make a hole in the window and get one of it's legs through, demi grabbed her axe and sliced it off, leaving the creature screeching in pain and blood spewing all over flug.

Flug- WHY ME.

Demi- ARE YOU WEARING A WHITE DRESS, NO I DIDN'T THINK SO, COME ON YOU FILTHY FUCKING MONSTERS.

Just then the arm rest opened to reveal-

Demi- GRENADES.

Flug- THANK GOD FOR SOUL AND HIS WEAPON COLLECTION.

Demi grabbed the grenade belt.......AND PULLED ALL THE PINS.

Flug- DEMI, NNNNNNNOOOOOOO.

She opened the roof and tossed them out into the swarm, one of the spiders saw it and screeched, but it was too late.

Demi- VIVA LA MEHICO.

" BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

" Cut back to present time".

Demi stuck her head out the window.

Demi- LLLLLIKE A GLO-VA.

Soul then broke down in tears, he tried to get up, but he was trapped.

Soul- "crying" DEMI.

Demi- SOULSY, FLUG, STAY IN THE CAR.

She hopped out and rushed over to soul, hugging him as he cried.

Demi- Shhh, Shhh, I'm here.

Soul- "crying" I-im fucking pathetic.

Demi- NO, no you are not, soulsy you are the bravest guy I know, but it's okay to be scared, I get scared too, we all do, but it's when we face fears together that it truly matters, everyone needs someone to give them that push.

Soul smiled as he hugged her.

Soul- When did you start sounding like a fortune cookie.

Demi- "laughing" fuck off.

?- RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH.

Soul froze in fear as demi turned to watch arachnobus emerge, his fangs ozzing venom.

Demi- Okay, that's a big spider.

Arachnobus- YOU SLAUGHTERED MY CHILDREN, ILL EAT YOU ALIVE.

He let out an ear piercing screech as spiders began appearing from above, soul whimpered as demi pulled out her axe.

Demi- YOU WANT MY MAN, YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME.

She pulled a bottle full of oil out of her hair and smashed it on her axe, coating it in the black goo, as the spiders neared, demi sliced against the ground, causing a spark, lighting her axe on fire.

Demi- BACK OFF.

Arachnobus stared at demi, his fangs twitching with rage.

Arachnobus-..........amazing, all those you have murdered, and that.....that is your greatest fear.

Demi paused, staring at the demon.

Arcahnobus- Now that I know your not safe, my sister will come, and when he does, well......maybe I'll give her a drumstick.

He shot a Web at demi while she was distracted, wrapping her up in his webs.

Soul- DEMI.

Flug- SOUL, HA-

Flug was about to leave the car when spiders slammed into it, they started to rip it apart, meanwhile arach was dragging demi towards him.

Arachnobus- Yes, watch, as your friends, DIE, and once their flesh is devoured and their bones SHAT OUT........I'll be coming for you.

Soul watch as demi screamed as she was dragged closer and closer to the spider, meanwhile Flug and 505 huddled inside the car as the spiders started to rip through the hull.

Flug- "crying" THIS ISN'T HOW I WANTED TO DIE.

505- "crying" BOW BOW.

Soul watched as his friends suffered, he tried to move, but couldn't.

Demi- SOUL.

Soul looked to demi, who gave him a forced smile.

Demi- I love you.

" ZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAPPPPP".

Time seemed to slow down around soul, he felt something in him build up, more in more.

Arach- Now, to fe-WHAT.

Soul was surrounded by lightning, the spiders rushed over and tackled him until he was covered......until-

"23-31".

Everyone watched as soul let out a blast of electricity, frying all the spiders into husk and blasting back arachnobus, causing him to drop demi, laughing her onto the hood of the car, the three of them looked at their skin, but no damage, they then looked to the giant spider, he scittered up, burned and bloody as he roared at the approaching villain.

Arachnobus- YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN BEAT ME, I AM FEAR ITSELF, I CANNOT BE KILLED.

Soul just walked towards the demon, his costume melting off him as his regular clothes appeared, his spikes crackling with electricity.

Soul- YOU WANNA KNOW WHY THE HERO LEAGUE IS AFRAID OF ME, HHHHHEEERRREEE.

Soul crouched down as the spikes on his back and head grew brighter and brighter, they crackled with electricity.

"0-11".

Soul screamed as he shot another burst of electricity, arachnobus screamed as he felt his own insides cook, as the blast calmed, he looked up in anger.

Arach- It doesn't matter what happens here, your fear.......is eternal.

Soul scoffed as he thrusted his arm out, extending one of his blades above his wrist, he blasted forward, then stopped behind the spider, he sheathed his blade as the spider split in two. Flug rushed out with a machine and tossed it at an orange wisp, trapping it.

Flug- One spider demon tagged and bagged.

505-

Everyone jumped and looked at 505, who just stared at them blankly.

505- Bow?.

Demi then turned to soul.

Demi- WHAT-WAS-THAT.

Soul- The reason the league hates me, I'm a master level electrokenisis user, the only problem is is that it drains my own electrons, so if I use it too much for too long it kills me.

Flug- So that's why you've never told us.

You and demi share a glance.

Soul- Yeah, that's why.

Demi- Okay, so, we've got our demon, let's head home, eat junk and bing saw.

Soul- Okay, but how.

Demi- Wh-, with your car.

Flug- YEAH, THIS THINGS A BEAST.

Flug-...........Uuupppss.

Soul-.........."pinches eyes" Alright, let's get this walk over with.

" BBBBBOOOOOMMMM".

Just then, the ceiling above them fell down as metal claws lowered down.

Flug- IT'S THE BOTS, THEY'VE FIXED THE PLANE.

With that, they lock the car onto the claws and grab on as the claws lift them out and rockets towards home.

Demi- You know, we need a Halloween song to end this.

Soul and demi jump up onto the car as he taps a button.

Flug- This is gonna be a long night flight home.

Soul laughs as the ship rockets off with him and demi dancing on the roof of his car as the scene cuts to black.

Demencia- BBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAHHHHHH.

Demencia jumps out wearing a scream mask.

Demi- I get ya, I GOT EM GUYS, HAPPY HALLOWEEN.