" Hat Manor, soul/demencias room".

Soul laid next to demencia as she continued to snore like a damn wildebeest, everyone else was wide awake, flug was slamming his head on his table, 505 was shoving crayons into his ears and black hat just ripped his ears off as he slept in his coffin.

Soul, however, was used to it and somewhat needed her snoring to sleep. He was just getting comfortable cuddling with her when his phone alarm went off, he quickly shot up and grabbed it, pressing accept before demi woke up.

Soul- Listen, i don't know who you are or what you want, but what you should know is that what I do have is a particular lack of sleep, sleep that I have lost through many hours of work, if you hang up now, I will not look for you, but if you proceed, I will look for you, I will find you and I wil-

?- Hola vieja amiga, estoy llamando a favor. Hello old friend, I'm calling in the favour.

Souls face went white as he almost dropped his phone, his face went serious as he put it back up to his ear.

Soul- Encuéntrame en el callejón de esa noche. Meet me at the alley from that night

?- nos vemos allí, alma. See you there, soul.

With that, he hung up and slowly got out of bed, he then kissed demis forehead he exited the room as he slipped into his gear and headed for the garage, inside, was something that he had been working on for a while, but tonight was as good as any. He lifted the tarp off to reveal a car.

Soul- Es hora de dejar que el segador monte una vez más. time to let the reaper ride once again.

He hopped in and gunned it out of the base, little did he know that a certain someone was watching him.

505-...........bow?.

" Alley, downtown hatsville".

Soul parked in front of a Mexican restaurant next to the alley, he hopped out and took a seat at one of the outdoor tables, he picked up the menu as a person covered by a cloak walked over and sat across from him.

?-.........El charro negro doesn't know your here.

Soul- Not a clue, nice to see you again.....adelita.

The woman pulls back her cloak a bit to expose her face.....which was covered by a Calavera mask.

Adelita- It's good to see you again soul.

The two got up and hugged as a waiter placed a plate of tortillas on the table, the two began eating when soul spoke up.

Soul- Lita........we both know you wouldn't call me just for a meal, even though it would be nice.

Adelita-.........it's pedro, he's been consumed by......something, a mask of sorts, it calls itself mascara macabra, it had attached itself to a pervious villain, when pedro took him down......well, now he's being made to fight in an arena, I've tried to reach him, but the mask has its claws dug deep into him, and there's no way I'm going to P.E.A.C.E. I know I'm taking a huge risk talking with you, but I'm out of options.

Soul- Shit, okay, when do we le-

" SHING".

?- STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN YOU HUSSY.

The knife had impaled itself right next to Litas head, the two looked to see an angry looking demi, a exhausted looking flug and a very cheerful looking 505, all still in their pajamas, looking at them.

Adelita- Um, do you know these people soul.

Demi- THESE PEOPLE?!?!?!?!.

She rushed over and was about to stab Lita when soul got up and blocked her.

Soul- DEMI, CALM DOWN, this is adelita, the woman who helped me back in "the old days".

He gestured to flug, demi took a minute, then made an "ooooooooooohhhhhh" face and winked.

Demi- Sorry bout that, didn't know you were the one who helped soul, names demencia, souls girlfriend and the muscle of the hat gang. But you ever try to take my man and I'll slit you from mouth to asshole, skin you alive, cut off and eat your limbs in front of you and then slice your eyeballs with papercuts "gives goofy smiles with her tongue sticking out".

Adelita-..........."nervous chuckle" Ah ha ha ha, I see you've gotten a..............partner soul, I wish you two the best of luck in your futures together "mutters" as well as for your damn safety.

Flug- Uh, not to interupt, but WHO THE HECK IS THIS AND WHY ARE WE OUT HERE.

Soul- Adelitas an old friend of mine and her husband is being controlled by this living mask called mascara macabra, I owe her a huge favor and this is how I'm gonna repay it.

Demi- Hey, she saved your life, she's earned a favour from me, plus I don't trust woman "gives glare at adelita" with soul alone.

Flug- Hhhmm, well, okay, I'll just tell the boss th-

Soul rushed over, grabbed and crushed flugs phone.

Flug- WHAT THE HELL.

Soul- We are NOT getting black hat involved, he'll ask for adelitas soul as payment and I am not letting him do that.

Flug- So, you expect us to go find this guy, rip the living mask off his face and get back here.......all before morning.

Soul-............yes.

Flug-............I'm going back home.

He was about to turn when-

Soul- I'm calling in the favour Flug.

Flug stopped, sweat slowly formed around his face.

Flug- uuuummmm, w-w-w-what f-f-f-f-favour.

Soul- You know, the one the author is about to retcon into the book right now.

A/n- HEY, NO FORTH WALL BREAKS.

Soul- "flips middle finger" Oh shut up, i do what I do.

Flug- W-who are you talking t-

"Disney flashback animation".

Flug was putting the last few adjustments on his latest invention when soul walked in.

Soul- Hey doc.

Flug- It's doctor Flug or Flug soul, I've told you this multiple times.

Soul- Sure doc, anyway, whats that.

Flug closed up the hatch he was working on to show the device was a round orb with a antenna on it.

Flug- Behold, the slice-n-dice, a remote controlled orb that's able to slice bank vaults open.

Soul- Whoa, let's try it out.

Flug nodded as he set it down and picked up a remote, he pushed a few buttons as the thing slowly rose up.

Flug- Okay, time to test the slicing.

He manoeuvred it over to a large, spare metal hunk he had around and started slicing it, the orb slowly cut a square opening into it as the cut metal fell to the floor with a thud.

Flug- SUCCESS.

Soul- Nice going Flug, thisll- uuuummmm, Flug, is it supposed to do that.

Flug- Do wha-

He looked back and his eyes went wide, the orb was sparking and sputtering as smoke poured out of it.

Flug- No, no, no, no no no no no no no-

He tried to turn it off, a quick laser sliced his remote in half, the two then looked to see the orb somewhat glaring at them.

Flug- S-s-should we r-

Orb- "pulls out chainsaw"

Flug- Soul, we ma-

He turned to find a smoke cloud where soul used to be.

Flug- DON'T LEAVE ME.

He booked it as the orb began blasting high, concentrated lasers at the scientist, he ducked under tables and desks, but they all got sliced.

Soul- FLUG, OVER HERE.

Flug saw soul holding the door to the lab open and ran to him, they shut the door and locked it.

Flug- HA, I'd like to see it get through that, it's made of titanium, designed it myse-

" BBBBBRRRRRRRRR".

The two watched as the or slowly sliced it's way through.

Soul- GOD, WHERE'S DEMI WHEN YOU NEED HER.

"Menawhile".

Demi- Then, he grabs me by the hair, yanking it back and........hmm, what do you think fives.

505- "tramatised from listening to demencia talk about her EXTREMELY lewd fanfiction".........................bow.

"Back with the guys"

The two ran through the maze like halls of the Manor, dodging laser blasts and chainsaw swings.

Soul- A GODDAMN CHAINSAW, WHY.

Flug- I GAVE YOUR MUSIC PLAYLIST A TRY AND GOT IT STUCK ON THE DOOM SOUNDTRACK, GOT ME HOOKED.

Soul- DAMN YOU DOOM AND YOUR FIRE BEATS.

They then burst through the doors of black hats currently empty office and lock the doors.

Soul- Okay, I have a plan.

" BAM"

The orb burst through the door with its chainsaw, it looked around, but soul and flug were nowhere to be found.

Soul- HEY YOU OVERRATED BLENDER.

The orb spun around to get blasted with a spray of Dr Pepper thanks to one of souls many secret stashs, it sparked and sputtered as it slowly crashed next to the black hats desk.

Flug- "beat" That was close.

The orb then shot up, knocking down the chandiler that crashed into bh's desk.

Flug-................please make it a nice funeral, my will is in my room.

Soul- Flug, I'll help you, your my friend.

Flug- "wide eyes" THANK YOU.

Soul- But you do owe me.

Flug- ANYTHING, JUST NAME IT.

"Present day".

Flug-...........oh, that favour.

Soul- Please flug, look into your heart, yes your a villain, but I know you still have a heart, 505s the proof, what if it was 505.

Flug looked to 505, then to adelita who was scrolling through her phone, looking at pictures of her and her husband, a tear rolling down her mask.

Flug-..........uuuuuuuugggggghhhh, your lucky that I like you soul, fine, I'll get the hat plane.

Soul- YES, so where is he.

Adelita- Mexico.

Demi- "Slowly grows huge smile" VIVA LA MEXICO.

Flug- Oh good God.

" Hat plane"

Flug- Everyone get comfy, it'll take about 2 hours to get there.

Demi leaned back in her chair and was about to continue with her fan-fictions when she felt a tap on her shoulder, she looked over to see adelita gesturing her to back of the ship. Demi shrugged and followed her through the doors......only to get slammed into a wall with a knife to her throat.

Adelita- Don't think I don't know who you are, I know your record, now what are your intentions with soul.

Demi-........seriously, that's what this is about, he's my boyfriend, I love him and he loves me, simple, for a minute I thought you were gonna slit my throat to take him, then I would've had to kill you if you has killed me.

Adelita- wha- h-how can you kill me if- you know what, never mind, bacl to my question, How do I know your not just using him.

Demi- listen, I don't know you, but know I would never hurt soul, he's the first guy to ever catch my eye for a good reason, he's funny, charming, deadly, everything a woman desires, I don't care if he has that scar, he's still handsome with or without it. Usually I'm crazy, out of control.......okay, I still am, but when souls around, I can't really explain it, but......I feel more......in control.

Adelita stared at her for a minute, then let go and pulled the knife away.

Adelita- Your telling the truth, thank you, soul is like a son to me. Bulldozer may have been his mentor, but we spent more time together, with everything that he's gone through, I must thank you for giving him something good in this world. Now, let's get you ready.

Demi watched as adelita walked over to flugs workbench and pulled out a sewing kit.

Demi- Ready for what?.

Adelita- why, the fight of course.

" Mexico, airspace".

The hat plane soared through the sky as the gang entered Mexicos airspace.

Soul- So how do we free him.

Adelita- One of you must wrestle him and rip off the mask, the true shame of a luchador is to have his mask removed.

Soul- Should be easy, so who wants the job.

Demi- Oh don't worry, I'll get that mask off him.

Soul turned around and his eyes went wide as he stared at demencias new outfit.

Demi- Call me: Alebrije.

Soul-..............."blood shoots from his nose" Holy Shit, I have the hottest girlfriend on the goddammn planet.

Demi grins as she hops onto his lap, wrapping her arms around his neck.

Demi- Thank Lita for this little number, if you want, I could wear this for you later.

Soul- "grinning" oh, yes ma'am.

Adelita just stared, she turned to flug who was suddenly very interested with anything else.

Adelita- are they always like this.

Flug- no......this is tame.

Adelita- well, who am I to judge love, I do admit they make a cute couple, remind me of me and pedro back when we were young.

Flug slowly looked over to soul and demi teasing each other, he sighed as he slowly began the decent.

Flug- "muttering" must be nice.

Adelita- You say something flug.

Flug- "snaps back to reality" oh, OH, yes, we're here.

The plane slowly landed as the gang walked out, in front of them stood a giant arena, the sounds of fighting could be heard ringing out.

Soul- Word of warning demi, I've seen el valiente fight, there's a reason why he's one of Mexicos toughest hero's.

Demi- Don't worry honey "cracks knuckles, then head" it's him you should be more concerned about. So I can use weapons right.

Adelita- NO, no weapons, we may be saving my husbands life, but we'll do it right.

Demi- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, fine "shakes hair, having chainsaws, axes, shotguns, knifes, brass knuckles, katanas, throwing stars, kunais, nunchucks, bombs, c4 and for some strange reason a bunch of teddy bears fall out".

The gang slowly headed into the arena to enter a giant stadium with no roof, seats in all directions and in the center stood a wrestling ring, in which, two fighter were dooking it out.

In the ring was a fighter resembling a werewolf, the other was a shirtless luchador wearing a white mask.

Soul- El valiente.

Valiente grappled with the fighter, only to slam his fist into its gut and toss them out of the ring. An announcer with a megaphone for a head walked out into the ring.

Announcer- AND THE WINNER IS, MMMMMMMMMAAAASSSSCCCCCAAARRRRRAAAAA MMMMMMAAAAACCCCAAAAAABBBBBRRRRRAAAA.

Some of the crowd which was mostly the villains cheered while others booed.

Mascara- HAHAHAHA, WHO ELSE DARES TO CHALLENGE ME, THE GREAT MASCARA MACABRA.

Soul- DUDE, YOUR NAME SUCKS.

Mascara looked to see see the others.

Announcer- OH, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT SOME NEW CHALLENGERS FOLKS.

Mascara- AH, adelita, come to get your husband back I see, well it's going to take more than a pathetic nerd armado de fideos, un osito de peluche patético y un adolescente emo (noodle armed nerd, a pathetic teddy bear and an emo teenager) to beat me.

Soul- Oh, we know.

Soul snapped his fingers and the arena goes dark, when the lights come back on, the announcer looked into his hands to find a piece of paper.

Announcer- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'VE HAD A FUN TONIGHT, BUT IT'S TIME FOR THE CHAMPION TO MEET HIS MATCH, INTRODUCING, THE KILLER OF HERO'S, THE TERROR OF HATSVILLE, SHE'S CRAZY, SHE'S MEAN AND SHE'S NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT, AAAAAAAALLLLLLEEEEEEEBBBBBRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIJJJJJJEEEEEEEE.

Soul- FLUG, WHAT THE HELL.

Flug- "fumbles with phone, then taps it" SORRY, sorry.

"Demis entrance music".

Flames shoot up from the walkway to the stage as demi pumps her fist into the air as she walks to the stage. The crowd cheered as she grinned and made rock out signs to them.

Soul- LET'S GO DEMI, WWWOOOO.

Flug had popcorn and soda for the fight while 505 held up a sign that said "let's go alebrije".

Demi reached the edge of the stage, grabbed the rope and used them to propel upwards really high and landed with her fist to the ground.

Flug- oh, this gonna be good.

Mascara looked at demi........and burst out laughing.

Mascara- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THIS IS WHO I'M FIGHTING, ME, THE GREAT MASCARA MACABRA VS A TINY PUNY GIRL, HAHAHAHA-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

Soul- Oh, hohohohohoho, this boys gonna die.

Demi, pissed at being shit-talked to, had grabbed macara by his pants and swung him around, then tossed him into the air, she looked up and waited as mascara came flying back down and landed back on the mat hard. He slowly got up, steam coming out of his nose as his eyes turned red.

Mascara- YOU WANTED A FIGHT LITTLE GIRL, YOU GOT ONE.

Soul grinned as he pushed play on his phone.

" Background music".

The two circle around the ring as they growl at each other.

Mascara- Voy a convertirte en un pequeño charco rojo (I'm going to turn you into a tiny red puddle).

Demi- "grinning and laughing insanely" Te arrancaré los brazos y te los meteré por el culo (I'm going to rip your arms off and shove em up your ass).

Demi rushes at him with blinding speed, before mascara could even react, demi jumped up and slammed her head down on his, hard, knocking him back into the ropes. The ropes slingshoted him back towards her, where she held her arm out and SLAMMED it into his face mid-flight, knocking him to the ground.

Adelita- Holy-, she's good.

Soul- Why do you think I love her, if there's one thing I love in a woman, IT'S SOME FIRE.

Cut back to demi where it shows her having mascara in a head lock, she jumps up with him and falls back to the mat, SLAMMING HIS HEAD DOWN. Mascara stumbled to get up, only for demi grab him and force him back to his feet, he tried to raise his fists, but he was too dizzy, demi walked over, grabbed him by his mask, she made a fist and kissed it before delivering a devastating uppercut, sending him flying into the air. Demi ran to the ropes, pulled back and laughed herself straight at him, sending him flying into the other ropes, sending him flying back at demi who deliver a powerful downwards punch, sending him through the bottom of the ring.

Flug- WWWWWWWOOOOOOO, NOW I CAN SEE WHY YOU LOVE WATCHING DEMI BEAT PEOPLE UP.

Mascara slowly crawled put of the pit, slowly trying to get up when demi grabbed the mask.

Demi- Tko mascara.

She ripped the mask off him, revealing him to be wearing a second mask underneath.

Demi cheers and grips the mask, holding it up high as the crowd roared with cheers.

Announcer- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER, AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEBBBBBRRRRRRIIIIIIJJJJJEEEEEEE.

Demencia laughed and waved to the audience, not noticing the mask suddenly starting to move, souls eyes went wide as he rushed the stage with adelita.

Soul- DEMENCIA, DROP IT.

But his voice was overtaken by the shouts of the fans, demi was too busy soaking in her victory.

Adelita- PERO, THE MASK.

El valiente slowly started to wake up, he then looked over to soul and adelita running to the stage, then to demi holding the moving mask.

Valiente- SENORITA, LOOK OUT.

But it was too late, demi turned just in time for the mask to latch onto her face, she thrashed and writhed as she tried to rip it off.

Soul- DEMI, NNNOOOO!!!!!.

Soul rushed towards her and knelt down next to her.

Soul- Demi, demi, speak to me.

He went to reach out to touch her forehead when his hand was grabbed.....by hers.

Demi?- I'm sorry, demis not here at the moment.

Soul- Demi, what are you doing, it's soul, your bo-

" CRACK".

Soul- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

Soul cried out in pain as his arm was twisted, soul looked up through the pain as demi slowly began to stand up.......and opened up a devilish pair of glowing yellow eyes.

Mascara- I'M MASCARA MACABRA, and your precious alebrije is now mine, don't worry "brings back fist" I'll make sure to put her body to good use.

" BAM".

" To be continued".