"forest, u.s".

It's the middle of the night as the camera pans through a densely crowded forest, a couple of birds are sleeping up on a tree branch when a gunshot goes off, scaring the hell out of them. More gunshots go off as three soldiers crash through some bushes and book it through the woods, their clothes were caked in blood and mud, their eyes full of fear.

Soldier- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THING.

Soldier 2- I DONT KNOW, BUT I AINT STICKING AROUND TO FIND OUT.

They scramble through the forest as they look back to see if that....thing, is still chasing them, but they're nothing.

Soldier 3- HOLD UP.

They skid to a stop as they take a breath, one of them crumples agaisnt a tree as he pants rapidly.

Soldier 2- W-w-w-what was that, it-it tore through them like they were a f-fuckin buffet.

" SMACK".

Soldier 3- GET IT TOGETHER JOHNSON, WE NEED TO STAY FOCUSED.

Johnson- SIR YES SIR, THANK YOU SIR.

Soldier 1- Stay focused, we're being hunted by a giant goddamn g-

" GGGGGGGRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR".

The soldiers suddenly scrambled to attention as a roar boomed throughout the woods, they pulled out their rifles while the captain pulled out his lmg.

Johnson- "tearing up" We're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die-

Soldier 3- Shut the fuck up Johnson, we just need to make it over to the nearby ridge and we can call for backup.

Soldier 1- HA, yeah right, that fucking honey badger thing is gonna rip us to shreds before we even get fi-

" SHING".

Solder 1-.......Davy, Davy.

The two looked over to see their fellow soldier, just standing their as his gun falls out of his hands........and his body falls to the ground in pieces.

Johnson- WHAT THE FUCK.

Soldier 3- OPEN FIRE.

The forest was then lit up as they shot in every direction, bullets shells clanged to the ground as they fired.

Soldier 3- RIDGE, NOW.

With that, they rushed off towards the ridge, Johnson falling slightly behind, he then looked back to see trees falling as something barreled right towards him, he tried to hurry up, but he tripped over a root and fell to the ground, he spun around and looked up-

Soldier 3 watched as the he was almost out of the bramble when-

Johnson- AAAAAAAHHHHHGGGAGAGAGAGAGGGRGRGRGRRRRKRKKK.

Soldier 3- JOHNSON, JJJOOHHNNNSSSOONNN.

He then watched as something fell through air and landed in front of him, he shined his gun light down.....to see Johnson decapitated head.

Soldier 3- OH FUCK.

He then watched as tree's crumpled and the ground shook as the thing barreled towards his direction, he booked it towards the nearby cliff and stopped as he reached the edge, he scrambled to pull out his walkie as he turned it to the right channel.

Soldier 3- BASE COME IN, BASE COME IN, THIS IS CAPTAIN TERRANCE OF TEAM 57, I REQUIRE BACKUP, I HAVE LOST ALL MY MEN AND AM BEING ATTACKED BY-

" GGGGGRRRRROOOOOOOAAAARRRRR".

He spun around to see two shining red dots barreling towards him.

Terrance- NO, NOT LIKE THIS.

He pulled out his lmg and unloaded it at the incoming threat, the camera then panned to show the threat leap at him and crash into him, it then moved to a shot of the forest as the screams and gruggles of death rang out before the forest went quiet again, a sense of death now lingering through it.

" Hat manor".

Soul- ALRIGHT, WHO'S HUNGRY.

Soul tossed some pancakes into the air as lyle caught them on a plate and then slid them over to the center of the table. Demi drooled as she stared hungrily at them.

Demi- Chocolate chip pancakes, their calling my name.

She went to go grab one when soul pulled them away, causing demi to lightly faceplant into the table.

Soul- These are for everyone babe, flug still isn't here.

Demi- "whimpers and gives him puppy dog eyes" pppllleeasssee.

Soul-......must.....resist.

He tapped the side of his head and his mask popped on, the visor turning off.

Soul- Perks of wearing a mask most of the time.

Demi grumbled and started knawing on her fork as the door to the kitchen opened and flug walked in, walking like a zombie and his eyes half-shut.

Soul- Morning flugster, need coffee.

Flug- "zombie groan".

Soul- Straight shot, triple caffeine with a splash of cream and a candy cane for your breath.

Flug-.......quadruple.

Soul nodded as he finished it up and passed it to flug.

Flug- "takes a tiny sip.....and his eyes go wide" WOAH NELLY.

"People who've watched amphibia will get that".

Soul- Long night.

Flug grumbled as he sat down and placed his coffee next to him, stabbing a few pancakes and placing them on his plate while demi just grabbed a handful.

Flug- Black hats been working me to the bone for new weapon designs ever since the military showed off their new advancements of the future, railgun rifles, anti-gravity rays, they even made a weapon that can cause a gun to fall apart, with the way things are going, in a couple years it won't just be hero's we'll need to worry about, every officer in the city will have extremely high firepower.

Demi- "stuffs another pancake into her face" psh, please, we can kick their ass any day of the week, and if anyone tries something-

The nantites in her jacket formed into a robotic lizard tail, it grabbed the nearby toaster and coiled around it, crushing it instantly.

Flug- GODDAMMIT DEMENCIA, NOW WE NEED A NEW TOASTER.

Demi- "shrugs as her tail despawns" hey babe, I'm gonna make a hot chocolate, want one.

Soul- Sure, you know how I like it.

Demi/soul- hot chocolate with a shit ton of whipped cream, chocolate flakes, add two sugar packets and a mini candy cane for some mint.

They laughed as demi walked over to the coffee machine and added some hot chocolate mix. Flug sighed as he munched on his pancake.

Soul- so, heard what out assignment is today.

Flug- No idea, but-

Suddenly, a hand reached out of flugs coffee and dragged him into it, it tried to grab demi, but soul stabbed a spike into it, pinning it to the table.

Soul- Hands-off.

He pulled the spike out as the hand whimpered and retreated back into the cup, demi passed him his drink as they headed out.

Demi- Aw, someone's protective.

Soul- Only of you greenie.

She grinned as she kissed his cheek.

"Bh's office".

Soul- Sup boss.

He sipped on his hot chocolate as he, demi and lyle walked in, black hat was having flug bow to him.

Bh- Team, meet packhunter.

He gestured over to the man in the corner, he had sharp teeth and yellow eyes, he wore gray and black fur pants and vest, exposing his chest and arms, he wore combat boots and had a necklace of teeth around his neck.

Soul- Hey I've heard of you, small time wolf themed villain up in the US wilderness, you work with wolves to take down hunting rich hunting lodges and steal their loot.

Ph- Yeah that's me, and I've come because I've had a bit of problem recently, for the last few weeks, some kind of crazy monster has been ripping lots of my pack to shreds, never got a good look at the thing, but whatever it is, it's big, deadly and fast.

Soul- So you want us to hunt down a dangerous creature that can take on a whole pack of wolves in seconds and hasn't even been seen.

Demi- Sounds like our wheelhouse, well take it down no problem.

Flug- "whimpers".

Bh- Be sure you do, packhunter has agreed to trade us some very valuable things in exchange for the beast's head, I've sent the coordinates to the beastxs last known location to the hat plane, also, you may want to keep your heads on a swivel, the us government has been driving a lot of their vehicles through there recently.

Soul- "sips drink" got it, let's go gang, flug get off the floor.

Flug- Um, right.

He got up and scrambled after them as they headed towards the hanger.

"Inside the plane".

Soul placed his drink down in his dashboard cupholder as demi leaped onto the chair next to him, cuddling his arms as she dipped her drink, lyle locked into a seat next to 505 as flug was finishing docking souls car in the back as he locked up and took the controls.

Flug- Okay, we should be there in a couple hours.

Soul- A couple hours, you know what this means.

Soul/demi- ROADTRIP PLAYLIST.

Flug- NO, NO, NEVER AGAIN, every time you guys play that it makes me wanna shoot myself because you always sing along and demis voice sounds like a drunk drowning cat.

Soul-......"cracks neck" One, she has the voice of a fucking angel, you just don't like the music we use, and two, just for that we're starting with the most annoying one possible, play it lyle.

Lyle taps a button as a song starts.

Flug- AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.

He begins to fly away as the courase started.

Demi/soul/lyle- 🎵AND I SAY HEY-EY-EY, HEY-EY-EY, I SAID HEY, WHATS GOING ON.

" Timeskip brought to you by chibi demi playing with her puppet "soulsy junior".

Flug was on the verge of insanity, soul, demi and lyle were moving up and down to the song as they sang along.

Flug- God, please, make it stop.

Computer- you have arrived at your destination.

Flugs mind-

Flug- "tear rolls down his cheek" thank you.

The gang looked out the window as they stared at the large valley of trees that stretched for miles, soul was looking around when he looked over near a ridge and spotted something.

Soul- Hey, look over there.

The gang looked over to see a giant dust cloud being kicked up along ridges edge as vehicles roared across it, soul and demi used their nanites to create binoculars as they zoomed in on the vehicles, what they saw shocked them even more.

Soul- Those are u.s military vehicles, and from the looks of it, their pushing those cars to the max.

He then spots a logo on one of the vehicles that makes him even more worried.

Soul- That's a us marines vehicle.

Flug- So?.

Soul- Marines are possibly the toughest of the us's branches of military, you wanna know what the Germans called them during the world wars.

Demi- Oh, I know this one, I learned it cause it sounds awesome, teufel hunden or the devil dogs in English.

Flug- Woah, you gotta be pretty badass to get a name by one of the world's most fear military like that.

Soul- Yeah, which makes me worry.

Flug- About what?.

Soul looked back through his binoculars as he watched a column of smoke rise in the distance.

Soul- What made them decide to get the hell outta dodge.

" Timeskip brought to you by chibi soul carrying a pile of weapons in his arms".

Soul- Okay, grab what you need, we take the car from here.

Flug had landed the plane in an open field with enough cover to keep it hidden while they were gone, soul was using his nanities to construct his gun while demi check her axe and flug readied his own gun.

Soul- Okay, I think I'm ready.

He spun around as the gang stared at the huge gun he was holding.

Flug- What on God's green earth is that.

Soul- The m2 stinger, an old classic machine gun, this baby can shoot 1200 to 1500 rounds per minute and it fire 30 ought 6 rounds, THATS THE RECOMMENDED AMMO YOU NEED IF YOU WANNA GO HUNTING BEARS, let's just say this beast's family better be like pepridge farms cause when im done, all their gonna be able to do is remember.

"13-16".

Flug-.......yeah I think we're good.

Soul loaded the gun into the back as they all hopped in.

Soul- Let's head for that column of smoke, most likely that's where our creature will be.

He punched it as they headed off towards the smoke that was slowly getting smaller.

" Timeskip".

Demi- Tree, tree, tree, oh look, another tree.

Soul sighed, they had been driving for an hour and still nothing, the smoke was getting harder to see as it got darker, flug was checking some kind of device in the back, but finding it hard being squished between lyle and 505.

Flug- Why didn't you buy a jeep.

Soul- Cause jeeps are tough, but slow, this thing is the best of both worlds.

Demi- That's it, I need some music, let see, OOOOO, skillet.

Flug- soul, are you sure we're going in the right direction.

Soul- Yes "mother", I'm sure, just have some faith for once.

" CRASH".

Soul- HOLY SHIT!!!!.

He slammed on the breaks as something splattered across his windshield, he slammed on the brakes as they watch the top half of a solider roll down the windshield.

Soul- WHAT-THE-FUCK!?!?!?!.

Flug- 0-0, I think it's safe to say we're close.

Soul- Oh, ya think, nnnaawww, I thought we were in the sunshine and rainbows section.

He and demi hopped out of the car as flug reluctantly followed with lyle, 505 just quivered and flopped down onto the floor of the car, covering himself with a blanket. Soul pulled his gun out of the back and strapped it to his back, meanwhile demi was looking over the victim.

Soul- oh good lord, I just got this thing waxed, dddaammmiittt.

Demi- Christ, this guy was chewed all to hell and back, it's actually impressive, these bite mark, there's something off about them.

Soul- What?.

Demi- I've dealt with all kinds of bite marks in my time, these, these look like a bears teeth marks, but it's like they just slice through the skin, bears have sharp teeth, but not sharp enough to do this much damage.

Flug- "nervous" uuuummm, guys, I think I found the trail.

Soul and demi walked over, souls jaw dropped open as they stared at a sight of pure carnage texas chainsaw could only dream of making, the forest was drenched with red as they burned from the small fires around them, all the trees near the road dripped red, bits of meat, bones and flesh were scattered around, heads of soliders laying on the ground with a last look of extreme fear filling their lifeless eyes.

Flug-

Lyle just patted flugs back as he hurled onto the ground continuously, soul walked over and picked up one of the soldiers backpacks as he stared at the giant claw mark on it.

Soul- Holy hell, ive never seen anything do this kind of damage, Demi, what animal do you know of that can do this.

Demi- "taps her chin" Honey badgers.

Soul-.........honey badgers, when in the fuck have you ever seen honey badgers do this.

Demi- "shrugs shoulders" just saying, nature's a fucked up place.

Soul-.......honey badgers.

Flug- Hey guys.

They looked over to see flug wiping his mouth as he held a pad in his hands.

Flug- My creature tracker has a signal.

Soul and demi walked over and looked down at flugs pad, it had the layout of the forest and a red glowing dot on it.

Flug- I was programming it to pick up the biggest animal-like lifeforms in the area and it just got a lock.

Soul- Hey, that looks like it's coming.....right...........at us.

" GGGGGGRRRRROOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR".

Soul pulled out his gun as demi pulled out her axe, flug aimed his gun around while lyle shifted jnto leatherback, he looked down at flug and growled.

Demi- Later sweetie.

Lh- "growls" Okay mother.

Demi- Aaaaawwwww.

" CRASH".

The gang jumped as they watched a flaming tree fell to the ground as a giant monstrous claw reached out and scratched the tree, the gang watched as a giant, mechanical looking grizzy bear slowly lumbered out of the woods into the clearing. It looked like it had metal stitching all over its body, on its back it had four metal talons, half its face was ripped off to reveal a metal skeleton with a red glowing eye, it's metal bottom jaw was completely exposed.

Soul- What-the fuck is that.

Demi- I TOLD YOU, ITS A HONEY BADGER, HONEY BADGERS DONT GIVE A SHIT.

Flug- It looks like a mechanically enhanced grizzly bear.

The bear looked down at them and roared.

Flug- "puffs out chest" don't worry, I've got this.

He aimed his gun at the bear, it whirred to life and charged up......right before a puff of smoke poofed out.

Demi-........."snaps fingers" now I know what sex with you is like.

Flug- OH FUCK OFF.

Soul- Okay, fuck this.

He raised his gun as the bear glared at him.

Soul- "flicks off the safety" Let's make it hot, EAT THIS YOGE.

He opened fire as the others covered their ears, soul laughed as he watched the bullets pepper over the bear as smoke started to surround it, after a few minutes he was out of ammo, he laughed as he watched the dust roll over where the bear used to be.

Soul- "in yoge voice" ehyo Bobo, let's see you walk away from that one and steal another piconic basket.

Demi- WWWWOOOOOOHHHHOOO, THAT WAS AWESOME, me next, me next.

Flug- "adjusts goggles" I think it's safe to say that thing is destroyed.

The dust finally began to clear up.....as the bear stood there, not affected at all, all the bullets laid at its feet, bent all to hell.

Soul-........"looks to the camera" well that's not good.

The bear roared and charged at them, blood and spit running down its jaw.

Soul- RUN.

They all split into different directions as they dodged the bear, it skidded to a hault and turned to see soul deconstructing his gun and constructing a minigun.

Soul- OKAY, EAT FREEDOM YOU BASTARD.

Soul- 'MERCIA, YEAH.

He then opened fire as bullets sprayed out of the gun like a hose, it barely seemed to do anything as the bear roared and leaped at soul, he barely dodged as the bear landed, stabbing some of its back spikes into the ground where soul used to be. As it wrenched them out of the ground, it heard a cry of anger as it turned to watch demi leaped into the air, her axe raised.

Demi- FUCK YOU HONEY BADGER.

The thing tried to bite her, but she moved with the force of her axe, swing it onto its head and launching herself onto its back, the hit didn't seem to do anything to it. Demi got up as the bear began to shake its back, trying to get her off, she growled and raised her axe as she began wailing on its back, only for her strikes to do nothing.

Demi- COME-ON-YOU-STUPID-MOTHER-FUCKER-DIE-ALREADY.

" SHING".

Demi- Aargh.

A talon jabbed into demencias side, only for her to slice it off with her axe, she pressed her side and looked at her blood, growling.

Demi- OKAY FUCKER, YOU WANNA GO, LETS-

"BAM".

Demi was suddenly swatted away by one of the bears talons.

Soul- DEMI.

Demi was about to hit a tree....when four mechanical spider-like appendages popped out of her back and grabbed onto the tree, pulling her out of the way and launching her up as she spared into the air and landed with her spider-mech legs on a tree branch, she hung in the air as she looked down at the shocked looking bear.

Flug- WHERE DID THOSE COME FROM.

Demi- Perks of having a boyfriend with nanotechnology.

The bear roared and leaped at the tree, knocking it down as demi launched her self over to another tree, she deconstructed her axe and morphed it into a machine gun.

Demi- COME ON SMOKEY.

She opened fire at the creature as it roared and leaped, she dodged from tree to tree as she kept firing.

Soul- HELL YEAH, THATS MY GIRL.

Demi- Only you can prevent me from shooting you.

The bear leaped at her again, only to fall to the ground as leatherhead grabbed its leg.

Lh- LEATHERHEAD SMASH TEDDYBEAR.

He fell backwards, taking the bear with him as he slammed the bear onto its back, it quickly got up, only for leather to ram into it and push it through several trees, it roared and bit into his arm, it's jaw was powerful, leather had scales like steel, yet it still punctured into his skin a bit, leather roared as he smacked the creature away into a burning tree, he winced as he looked down at his bleeding arm.

Demi- LEATHER.

Demi landed next to him and checked his arm.

Lh- I'm.....okay.

Soul ran over to check on them when they watched the bear slowly get up again.

Soul- This isn't working, we gotta fall back.

They rush off back towards the car, flug was behind them, fiddling with his raygun.

Soul- FLUG, NOW WOULD BE A GREAT TIME FOR ONE OF YOUR INVENTIONS.

Demi- YEAH, WHEN IT FAILS, WE'LL HUCK IT AT THE CREATURE WHILE IT EXPLODES.

Flug- NOT THE TIME DEMENCIA, AND IM TRYING TO MAKE IT WORK, THE DAMN THINK WONT TURN ON.

They turned a corner as the car came into view, they were just about there when a loud crack rang out, soul pushed everyone back as a giant flaming tree crashed to the ground, blocking their way to the car.

Soul- SHIT.

He looked over to see the entrance to a cave.

Soul- MOVE MOVE, GO.

They booked it as the bear crashed through some trees as it leaped at them, barely missing.

Soul- DEMI, COVERING FIRE.

He and demi began unloading on it as flug booked it with leather into the cave, he stopped as a blue light emmited from his gun.

Flug- YES.

He rushed out of the cave and aimed the gun.

Flug- DEMI, SOUL, GET DOWN.

Soul and demi ducked as flug raised the gun, it morphed as points came out of the front and spun around as they crackled with blue electricity.

Flug- BEHOLD, THE POWER OF SCIENCE, AHAHAHAHAHA.

The bears eyes widened as flug pulled the trigger.....for the weapon to spark and die.

Flug-......"shakes it"........"smacks it" OH COME ON YOU SON OF A BI-

Flugs gun exploded in a burst a blue light, h was sent flying back into the cave as the explosion blasted everyone back, soul slowly got up as he saw demi under a tree.

Soul- DEMI!!!!.

He ran over to her to see her legs pinned under it, soul created some large mechanical arms, he used they to grab the tree and pull demi out.

Soul- Demi, demi, speak to me.

Demi-.......ugh, d-did you get the number of the semi that hit me.

Souk laughed slightly as he hugged her.

" GGGGGRRRRRROOOOAAAARRRR".

Soul- Time to go.

He deconstructed the arms as he picked her up bridal style, booking it towards the cave, as they got in, soul watch as the bear, half its metal body now exposed, rise out fron the wreckage of flaming tree and slowly lumber towards them.

Soul- I don't think so.

He created a couple grenades and tossed them near the entrance, he turned a corner as they went off, blowing up the entrance as it caved in. As the dust settled, soul waited for the bear to come crashing in, only for the sounds of its angry roars to ring out. Soul breathed as sigh of relief as he gently put demi down.

Soul- You gonna be okay.

Demi- "grunt" y-yeah, I've had worse.

Soul- Ain't that the truth, can you walk at all.

Demi- "winces in pain" N-no, I think the tree broke my legs, I...just need a bit, I heal fast.

Soul chuckled as he got up and walked over to her, in a few minutes he had her leg in a cast and her side bandaged, he went to get up when something tapped him on the shoulder, he quickly constructed a handgun and flashlight as he spun around to come face to face with-

Soul- Lyle "lowers gun" Thank God it's you, where's the dumbass.

Lyle pointed over to the corner, soul shined his flashlight to see flug laying sprawled out on the floor, unconscious.

Soul- GODDAMMIT FLUG, "sigh" Lyle, stay with demi, I'm gonna go check to see if there's another way out.

He headed further into the cave as he shined his light all over, looking for anyway out, lyle whimpered and laid his head on demis lap, demi smiled and petted his head.

Demi- I'll be okay, but thank you for worrying.

?- Ugh, my aching head.

Demi created a flashlight and shined it over to the noise as she watched flug slowly get up.

Flug- Ugh, what happened, I feel like i got run over by a bus.

Soul- " echoing" ITS ABOUT TO BE MY FIST IN A MINUTE.

Flug looked over to see demis bent up legs.

Flug- DEMENCIA, WHAT HAPPENED.

Demi- Your zappy ray thingy blew up, knocked me into a tree, which caused said tree to fall and smash onto my legs.

Flug- WHAT, oh God, I'm so sorry.

Demi- oh not yet you aren't, soulsy's gonna break your legs while I watch.

Flug- Oh come on, it was an accident, I'm sure soul will be understanding about how I accidently blew us up and caused his girlfriend to break her legs, he's civilized.

He then turned as the sounds of running footsteps drew near, he looked over to see soul slide into view.

Soul- "creates a chainsaw" YOUR A DEAD MAN FLUG.

Flug- AAAAAAAAHHHHHH..

He booked it as soul chased after him, waving the chainsaw wildly.

Demi- Your forgetting he's also my boyfriend, and I choose to tap that ass for a reason.

Soul- YOU BROKE DEMIS LEGS, NOW IM GONNA SAW OFF YOURS.

Flug- SOUL, PLEASE, BE CIVILIZED.

Soul- THERES A TIME TO BE CIVILIZED AND THEN THERES A TIME TO BE NUCKING FUTS FLUG, AND NOW IS THAT TIME.

Flug turned a corner down the cave as he booked it away from soul, he was trying to think up escape routes when he tripped over something and fell to the ground, he looked up and screamed as soul raised his chain and brought it down......only to freeze a few inches from his face as he looked down.

Soul- What the heck.

Flug looked over to see it was the thing he tripped over, a metal wing. He and soul began to move away the dirt as they uncovered a metal plaque that had the blad eagle symbol on it, underneath it read "camp Olympus".

Flug- Camp Olympus, the heck that.

Demi- Oh, you mean that competition that happens every few years where people try to win gold.

Flug-......."smacks face" that's the Olympics, Olympus was the floating city in the sky that was the home of the Greek gods.

Soul- Well there's nothing here, u check over there, there's no exit.

Flug looked over at the nearby wall, he narrowed his eyes as he scanned over the walls.

Flug- Soul, flashlight.

Soul created a flashlight and shined it on the wall, flug traced his hands over the stones until he reach one.

Flug- Bingo.

He pressed it as it began to sink into the wall, suddenly, a huge part of the wall next to them hissed as it slowly opened, dust blew out as they looked inside to find a long hallway.

Soul- Woah, secret entrance, lyle, grab demi.

Lyle scooped up demi in his arms as they headed into the hallway, the door hissing and closing behind them.

" Timeskip brought to you by chibi demi being carried by chibi lyle while chibi flug runs away from chibi soul swinging a chainsaw".

Soul- Good lord, how long is this passage.

Flug- "looks up" goes to about here.

They looked up to see stair heading to a lair of upward opening doors, they headed up and opened them as they stared in amazement and horror of where they were.

Female computer voice- w-w-w-welcome to o-o-o-o-o-olympus.

They were inside a giant us government building, they were in what looked like the hanger of the place.....but in the state it was in you would probably think it was a bloody scrap yard, mangled vehicles and helicopters were scattered around, ripped to shreds, along with more military people, their bodies were plastered over the walls, hanging from beams or just in giant piles.

Soul-......yeah, I think it's safe to say the bear came from here.

Flug- Okay, this place must be big, so it may take us a few days.

Demi- Um, why not use the map.

Flug- "chuckles" demi, this is a very advance Government facility, I very much doubt they'll have a-

He turned to see soul and demi staring a map of the entire facility with everything labeled.

Flug- "finger droops" -map.

Soul scanned over the map as he read over the labels.

Soul- Okay, well split into three, demi and lyle, head over to the historical department, any info on the bear could be held there, flug, you head to r&d, the bear could be a recent breakthrough and the info could still be there, I'll head to the main control room, see if I can't find any of the security footage and find out what the fuck happened.

He turned to demi and kissed her.

Soul- Be safe, leather, make sure she doesn't do anything crazy until she can walk again.

Demi- Yyyyyeeeeaahhh, good luck with that, crazy is my middle name.

Flug- wait, you said split up, that's like, the one thing you don't do when there's a monster or killer on the lose, every time gangs split up during those kinds of movies, it always ends u-

He turned around to see the others gone, he looked over to see them walking off in different directions.

Flug- "in shaggy voice" I've got a bbbbaadddd feeling about this.

He headed off to r&d, not noticing the glowing red eyes watching him from the dark hallway behind him, the camera then showed the creatures pov, words appear just above its eyeline.

"New command: retrieve soulslicer, destroy the remaining black hat members.

" historic wing".

Demencia and leather entered the wing to find it chocked full of various weapons, vehicles and other things from across history.

Demi-.........."eyes light up" i-want-to-touch-EVERYTHING.

She jumped out of leathers arms and created her spider appendages to carry her as she walked around, looking at all the stuff. Demi grabbed a manicans army helmet and put it on.

Demi- Now I am in charge, "listen closely maggots, we're gonna drop behind enemy lines and destory them once and for all, private flug, your leading the charge" HAHAHAHA.

Leather walked over to a nearby display of a black hawk helicopter, he reached up and spun the blades....only for them to fall off, he panicked and looked around before tossing them away behind the heli. Meanwhile, demi had found Vespa 150 TAP (its basically a Vespa with a damn anti-tank bazooka welded to the middle of it)

and was riding it around when she drove by something that made her stop and back up, her eyes light up as her mouth dropped open in awe.

Demi-..........that's so American that there's no words to describe it other then this (places her hand over her heart)

" R&d wing".

Flug- Oh.my.god, I AM IN HEAVEN.

Flug laughed like a manic as he ran around checking out all the different kind of equipment they had, there was beakers, machines and devices of all kinds, a couple of specimens floating in test tubes, flug was loving it.

Flug- OH MY GOD THEY HAVE A GENE SPLICER, Oh, and a DNA converter, oh yes.................yup, this is doing it for me.

He walked over to one of the test tubes, inside was what looked like a baby lizard, but with its arms replaced with robot ones, another was a shark with one of its eyes replaced and robot legs, there was even what looked like a racoon that was spliced open at the spine.

Flug- Lord, I've done some things, but I've never seen anything like this before.

He walked over to a computer and booted it up, he typed up a log entry and played it. A video began to play showing a video feed of scientists standing around the inanimate robot bear.

Scientist- This is Dr carver, this is entry 76 on project codename: barghest, the latest in military defense, a grizzly bear outfitted with the best weaponry possible, It's like a tank with fur. Retractable anti-personal titanium talons, diamond-carbine canines, all wrapped in a solid inch of ballistic-resistant gel under its skin. Small arms won't do jack shit. And even grenades won't hurt it, unless you get lucky, which you won't, it receives commands remotely that is transmitted by its handler, the person who helped us make this creature, his name shall be left unknown for security reasons, but I gotta say, that man is a genius, we would have never thought of anything like this before....."clears throat" anyway, we've been seeing some bugs in the system so we're opening it up today to check the system.

It then showed a scientist holding a power saw, he neared the bear when it's eyes shot open.

Dr carver- Um, i-is it supposed to be awake.

Scientist- No, it's not, som-GGGGAAAAHHH

" SHING"

The man was impacted by one of the bears spikes as it broke out of its restraints and began to massacre everyone, a table was flipped into the air and crashed into the camera, the feed cut out, leaving just the audio as flug listened to the screams of the scientists and the sounds of flesh and bone being crushed and chewed before the video cut.

Flug- 0-0.........wait, if that happened here, where are the-

"1:03-1:10, flug is Jake and the cake is.......well, you know".

Flug stared in horror at the mess of carnage strewn across the lab.

Flug- HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS "looks over" "gasp" OH MY GOD, IS THAT A CENTRIFUGE.

" Main control room".

The camera then panned to a door as sparks shot out of its sides, the sparks then stopped at the door fell to the floor as tapped his mask and deconstructed his blowtorch, he walked into the main security room to find it abandoned, the monitors were still up, though lots of them were out, most likely destoryed. Soul walked up to a the control pad and began typing.

Soul- Psh, these guys have weak ass security, I've seen hacker blocker apps on phones with better security, booting up security tapes nnnnnnnnnnnnow.

He tapped a key as the monitors all turned on as they reminded, soul began looking through each of the monitors till-

Soul- There!.

He tapped a key, stopping it as he watched the same thing that flug had watched, just from the security camera.

Soul- So the bear was here, but where did you come from.

He sat down in a roller chair and spun over to another set of computers, typing in and bringing up logs.

Soul- All the way from Iceland, from a place called camp valhalla, okay, what is with camp in all the names, like, your ruining such awesome names.

He then pulled up travel logs and the database.

Soul- Animal experimentation, weapons of the future, who the hell designed all this.

He checked the creators tag, only for it to be blacked out, soul tried to unblock it, but it was locked.

Soul- Damn, whoever black this out made sure almost no one could see this, hmm, the bear went Rouge for no reason, maybe someone tampered with it.

He then slid back over to the monitor and rewound the security feed more until he spotted something, he clicked play as he watched a female scientist look over some notes, she was putting them away when a figure entered the room from the cameras blind spot.

Scientist- O-oh, sir, your here.

?- Indeed I am, I came here to do a check up on my creation, just wanting to make sure everything's in tip top condition for tommorows trial run, they seem to want to push it to its limits, then cut it open to see how the system held under the stress.

Soul- that voice....I know it, but where.

Scientist- Oh, go right ahead, I was just leaving.

?- Good night my dear.

Scientist- Good night sir.

She walled out as soul watch the figures shadow head towards the bear, closer and closer till........the feed turned to static.

Soul-........what.

He fast forwarded it as it showed the shadow of the man leaving, he tried to camera outside the room, it turned to static too, he checked every camera, but every time the man was supposed to be caught by the camera, the screen cut to static.

Soul- Someone tampered with it, but who, who would do all this.

He sighed as he leaned back to think, he looked back at the monitor.....and froze as he stared at the pure black spot on the monitor, in its reflection.....showed the bear right behind soul. He froze up as he watched the bear get closer to him.

Soul- YEET.

Soul zapped out of the way as the bear crashed into the computers, it got up and spun around and roared at him.

Soul- NOPE.

He ran out of the room, creating spider appendages to lift the cut door piece back into place as he quickly welded it shut.

Soul- "dusts off hands" try getting through that bear.

" BAM".

A talon burst through the door an inch from soul face.

Soul- SHIT.

He created a giant chainsaw sword and sliced upwards, cutting the talon off, he deconstructed the sword as he booked it.

Soul- THIS THING IS RELENTLESS.

" BOOM".

The bear burst through the wall and charged after him, roaring. Soul tried to zap, but his hand just sparked.

Soul- SHIT, low on power.

He looked back just in time to watch the bear leap at him........only to be grabbed and pulled away at the last minute, the bear stumbled and crashed to the ground as the Vespa Soul was on skidded to a stop.

Soul- Huh?.

He looked to see none other then lyle in the driver's seat, looking back at him and smiling.

Soul- LYLE, YOU CAN DRIVE?!?!?!.

Lyle gave him the "50/50" shake with his hand, soul was about to say something when the bear got up and roared.

Soul- go Go GO.

"Background music".

Lyle gunned it and spun around as they zoomed down the hall with the bear in hot pursuit.

Meanwhile, flug was just walking out of the r&d section, his arms full of lab equipment.

Flug- "giggling insanly" oh frabjous day, callooh, callah, this stuff will give me such a wonderful pay.

Flug stops as he listens to a horn going off as the sound of a bike gets closer.

Flug-......is that a Vespa.

"zzzzzzzzzzzZZZOOOOMMMMmmm".

Soul- hhhhhhHEYFLUGLOOkout.

Flug watched as soul and lyle whizzed by on the Vespa, then turned to see the bear lumbering after them.

Flug- AAAAAAAHHHHH.

Suddenly his whipped away by the wire soul wrapped around his waist, zipping him away as the stuff he grabbed fell to the ground as the bear crushed them beneath its feet.

Flug- NNNNNOOOO, MY BABIES.

Flug as dragged behind the Vespa as soul used the fishing pole the line was attached to try to reel him closer.

Soul- FASTER LYLE, FASTER.

Lyle- "alligator grunts" I'm going as fast as I can.

Flug bounced along the ground as he watched the bear open its jaw and try and snap at him, only to miss, it tried again and again, getting closer with each snap.

Flug- "girlish voice" OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD IM GONNA DDDDIIIIEEE.

Soul- RIGHT.

Lyle took a sharp right as they turned down another hallway, soul yanking flug away, just narrowly missing the bears mouth, flug was launched into the air and landed on souls shoulders.

Flug- OH THANK YOU SOUL, THANK YOU.

Soul- "deconstructs the pole and wire" No prob- SIGNS.

"WHAM".

A sign smacked flug right in the face.

Flug- Ugh, that hurt.

" WHAM".

Flug- Why-

" WHAM".

Flug- WHY-

"WHAM"

Flug- DOES-

"WHAM"

Flug- A-

"WHAM"

Flug- BASE-

"WHAM"

Flug- HAVE-

"WHAM"

Flug- SO-

"WHAM"

Flug- MANY-

" WHAM"

Flug- SIGNS.

" WHAM".

The last sign knocked flug unconscious as he dangled on souls shoulders.

Soul- DAMN IT FLUG, WHY DO Y-

He looked behind them to see....the bear was gone.

Soul- What the-, where did it-

" BOOM".

"Slo-mo".

The bear leaped through a wall in front of them, soul and lyle looked up in shock as the bear slammed into them.

"Normal speed".

The gang and the bear went flying through a pair of bay doors, flug crashed into a wall, lyle skidded across the floor with the now broken bike and soul crashed into another room. The bear slowly got up and looked over to the knocked out flug, it readied its talons and raised one above flugs head as it brought it down.....only for it to go through leatherheads arm.

Leather- AAAARRREGGGHHHH.

He grabbed the talon and swung the bear around, launching it into a wall as it ripped off the talon. Meanwhile soul was coming to, he rubbed his head as he steadied his eyes.

Soul- It's....no use, bullets dont work on it, it would take-

" CLANG".

Soul looked down to see a rocket launcher land in his lap, he looked over to near the entrance to see a sign that read "rocket launcher storage".

Soul- How nice of them to label it.

Meanwhile, flug was slowly stirring.

Flug- Uuugghh, no mom, I don't wanna be a doctor, I wanna be a pilot.

He slowly opened his eyes to see the bear snarling at him, it blew steam out of its nostril.

Flug- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.

Bear- GGGGGRRRROOOOAAARRR.

The bear opened its mouth as flug waited for it to clap down on his head and rip it off.....when-

Soul- FLUG, DUCK.

" BBBOOOMMMM".

The bear stumbled back as its left side was engulfed by an explosion, as the smoke lifted it reveal a huge chuck of its fur was burned off, revealing more of its robotic innards, it looked over to see soul holding a rocket launcher, he tossed it aside and picked up another one.

Soul- YEAH, FELT THAT ONE DIDNT YA.

The bear roared as it rushed at soul, soul launched another rocket at it, the bear ran right through it, but it left a big dent on it. Soul leaped to aside as the bear leaped at him, missing, soul kicked a couple of container at flug as one fell off the pile and opened in down of him, revealing more launchers.

Soul- FLUG, LETS SEND THIS BASTARD BACK TO HELL.

Flug nodded as he grabbed the launcher and primed it while soul created a machine gun and opened fire at the bear, it ran after him as flug fired the launcher, knocking him to the ground and hitting the bear in the face, it roared, only for soul to meet it with more gunfire.

Soul- COME ON FUCKER.

He created the spider appendages as he used them to leap around, firing at the bear as flug kept taking pot shots at the bear, slowly it started to slow down as parts began to fly off, soon soul was in a corner and it was lumbering over him, soul then winked as he deconstructed his gun and morphed it into a anti-tank launcher.

Soul- Hasta la Vista, baby.

The bear went flying back as it lands on the ground on its back, it's red eyes flickering till they dim and go out, soul breaths heavily as he deconstructs his launcher and stared at the bear, waiting for it to get it, but it didn't. Slowly, he got up and walked over to it, he went over to its head, slowly, he reached out with with one of his spider appendages and tapped it quickly and pulled back....it did nothing.

Soul-.....ha....ha, HAHAHAHAHA, YEAH, FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING HONEY BADGER.

Flug-

" with the launcher".

Flug- wait, I'm not that strong.

Upon realizing his mortality, flug fell back, soul ran his fingers along the bears hear as he checked out the machinery while leather turned back to lyle and collapsed on the ground, exhausted.

Soul- Flug, come look at this.

Flug walked over and knelt down, Soul pointed over to a chip that was plugged into the bears head.

Flug- W-what is that.

Soul pulled out the chip and got up, he and flug walked away from the bear as soulhad his mask lens extend as he look over the chip, his eyes going wide.

Soul- Flug, this is gold hydra.

Flug- A what.

Soul- A gold hydra, it's possibly the most powerful computer chip on the market, it looks like it was modifies to receive signals.

Flug- "snaps fingers" that's probably why the bear went nuts, but who could afford one of these, much less have the technical knowhow to modify one.

Soul- No idea, but-

" GGGGGGGRRRROOOOAAARRR".

The two whipped around just in time to see the bear swing at then with its claws-

The guys were blasted back into a wall as an explosion blasted into the bears side, as they steadied their vision, they stared in shock.....at the missing upper half of the bear, the lower section and legs flopped to the ground as oil leaked out of them.

Soul- How the-

?- HEY BOYS.

They looked over to see demi......in a fucking m50 ontos or as the military called it "the thing".

Demi popped out the cabin wearing an army helmet.

Soul-........is that a tank with bazooka on it......with larger guns on top of those guns.

Demi- Yup.

Flug- That's so American that-

He and soul- "put hands to their hearts"

Soul- "tear rolls down his eye" I have never been happier to be an americ- OH SHIT.

He pushed flug out of the way as the top half of the bear swiped at them, flug and soul back up as the bear slowly claws its way to them, it's body all mangled and messed up.

Demi- UH UH, NO WAY.

As the bear went to bite soul, it was smack by a steel beam, it gained is composure as demi stormed towards it.

Demi- My man is not a snack.

The bear roared and charged at demi.

Demi- Okay, this has officially become stupid, just die.

The bear leaped at demi......as she constructed a large metal glove around her fist.

Demi- HHHHAAAADDDOOOUUKKKEEENNNN.

Demi landed a huge uppercut with her metal fist, knocking the bears head off and launching it into the air high above the facility......as it proceeded to explode in a giant fireball.

Soul-

-demencia wins.

Demi- "posed as she did the peace sign over her eye with the metal glove.

Soul- God I love that woman.

Demi helped soul up while lyle carried flug in his arms, him having become unconscious with all the near death today.

Demi- uuugghhhh, now we gotta walk all the way back to the car.

Soul sighed as he looked over.....and smiled.

Soul- What if I told you we didn't have to walk.....and we could keep the tank.

" Back at the car".

505 was playing on souls game boy when the ground began to rumble, he hid under the blankets until....there was a knock at the door.

Flug- Fivers, open up.

505 opened the door and picked up flug hugging him.

Flug- Haha, hey buddy, good to see you.

The camera panned up to show what was making all that noise, in the air....was souls new ride.

"It's a lot bigger then this and it can hold a lot of people and quite a few cars".

The bottom of the heli opened as cables and hooks flew down and latched onto souls car, flug and 505 hopped in as they were lifted into the heli, the door closed below them as they got out, they headed past the car and the m50 to the cockpit where soul and demi were strapped into the pilot and co-pilots seats while lyle sat behind them along with flug and 505 who strapped in.

Soul- Oh yeah, I love this thing, demi "flips on shades for dramatic effect" hit it.

Demi- "flips on her own shades and pushes a button on the console".

Soul- WOOO, TEAM BH FOREVER BABY.

With that, he switched to fly mode as the helis blades straighted as they took off across the sky's as they headed for home.

" meanwhile, back that olympus".

The camera pans to the facility where fires around the facility were mostly out, 2 figures walk into the hanger and head toward the top half of the bear, one of the figure stepped on a bit of broken plating before grumbling and kicking it away.

?- That thing cost millions, how are we gonna explain this.

They reached the robot as one of the figures type a code into a certain part of the bears chest.

?- Blame it on some villains, not like they were trying to hide that they were here.

?- "sigh" was this at the least worth it.

The other figure finished as the vest of the bear opened up, the figure reached into it and pulled out two vials, one with with red blood, another with green glowing blood, the figure held up the glowing blood to his face......showing off his scared left eye as the man's smile grew as he chuckled.

?- Yes, more then worth it.

" To be continued".

DUN DUN ddduuunnn, soul and the gang just dealt with another dangerous job and survived yet another challenge, showing off new skills and gaining a new flying vehicle, but who is this mysterious stranger, and what does he have planned for demi and lyles blood, like always, stay tuned.