Her name is....

*Drums play in the distance*

Happy_Accidents_!!!!
*The trash bin rolls out, waving it's non existent arms to the non-existent audience.*

Welcome!Welcome!
This book is mine,
yes indeed,
if you try to steal I'll make you feed,
my chickens that eat seeds,
on my farm in Nebraska.

As you know, disclaimers to jokes, humor that maybe no one will not enjoy, but I will, and yeah...

Any who!Enjoy the show, or the read I guess.
*The trash bin rolls out of screen, non existent applause begins and it cuts to a commercial about foot fungus cream.*