~Third Person's POV~

"I will attend to my paperwork. Kisame, I recommend not doing that to our food supply." Pein suggested in a stern tone yet to Kisame it was more of an order.

"Yes sir..." He let out in a sulky tone. The leader left the swordsman's bedroom and to his office, Konan following in suit. Everyone else dispersed from the room, never looking at Kisame the same way again. Break remained looking down at the miserable man, sighing.

To her it was, the fact that an old man was moping in front of her: she wasn't sure if she should feel proud of it or cringe that a man was sulking because of a pitiful thing as his 'hobby.' Nevertheless, she wanted him to stop.

But even if she wanted to scream 'Shut the f*ck up.' She knew that there was a chance that the swordsman would try and kill and she would have to fight back in defense. That would trouble her and the leader so she could only resort to making amends. Break let out a sigh through her nose.

"Hey man, sorry about that." She apologized, kneeling down to the still picking gloom-shrooms shark. Despite his age, he acted like a pouty child. Something slithered behind the Jashinist. She jumped back, "Holy f*ck, what the hell is that?!" She cried, pointing at a purple being comprised of many spikes sticking outwards with a mouth, swaying it's tongue from side to side. 'Should I even be surprised anymore?' Break thought. 

"Samehada, they know..." He spoke to the sword as if it was a human being as he went to hug it. He acted as if Break wasn't even there. His sword made it's way to Kisame. 'A group of killer? Sure they are, leader...' She thought sarcastically.

"Look, how about we start over. As you already know, I'm Break." Outstretching a hand just like the shark did before. Kisame didn't respond, much to Break's annoyance. "Come on, you can't stay sulky forever." She said in a joking manner. He let out a huff.

"Fine. I'm Kisame." He mumbled groggily, slowly reaching his hand to hers. Only then did he notice small she was, her hand was half the size of his and she was only just above a metre tall which was still small for a nine year old. She smirked.

"Anyways, I'm going to get some food. And I don't think I'm gonna have some fish." She teased as she walked out of the room and into the kitchen.

***

As she bit into the bright red apple, she walked around the base from the kitchen. It was so complex, there were so many turns and twist to get to one room. Where everyone sleeps was so far from the office and the living room seemed to be under Pein's study, the kitchen was above the office but closer to the bedrooms and the bathrooms were under the them. To think that this was only one of the bases.  

As she walked, trying to memorise the place. She saw another path between the one leading to the office/bedrooms and the living room. It was stretched to the opposite way. If she was going to live, she might as well explore every bit of the place.

Torches lined the hallway, giving the grey rocks an orange glare. In the distance, she could see I could see an opening. Break smirked. A few chopped up trunks were scattered around the place, random ninja targets ranged from all around the field. This must be the training field. 

"Just what I need." She mumbled under her breath. She couldn't train in the open or it would have cause too much suspicion. Her smirk instantly fell. She swerved her eyes to her left. "I know you're there. There is no need to hide yourself." She stated out loud.

"So you're a sensory type?" A light-hearted voice called out. The rock wall began to ripple as if it was turning into mush. What looked like a Venus fly trap emerged from the soft rock as if it was a part of it.

She shrugged, "Eh, you could say that." The two jaws of the plant opened apart to reveal a man with a green mess of hair on him. One half of the plant was completely white. His eye was like a normal human being's, his pupil being yellow. The other half of him was carbon black. Where his eye was suppose to be, was just a yellow dot and he had no mouth unlike the other.

"You're interesting." His voice changed to a deep rough one. She let out a 'pft'

"Really now?" She asked, raising an eyebrow, "I could say that to this group. You're a plant, one's a fish, one's a puppet pedo, one's dead, one's a mouth freak. The normals ones I've seen so far is Konan, the Sharingan holder and that other one with a mask." She stated.

"One with a mask?" His carefree voice was back, as the white side raised an eyebrow. Was she talking about the money-loving treasurer?

"Yeah, the one I haven't met yet but is somewhere here. I can sense it and I'm sure he has a mask. That's all I know. But..." She trailed off, putting her thumb under chin and her forefinger on top in a thinking manner. 

"But what?" He asked. Break looked to the man, her eyes narrowed as she tried to think.

"There's something about him that is off. There is something about his face that annoys me. Whenever I get close enough to him, he disappears and I can't determine what that thing is but I know its something..."

"I see..." Black Zetsu claimed,"Just how did you know?" White Zetsu added on in surprise. They was sure that he would cover up his chakra, the other members never usually spot him thus being so surprise when his fake cheery self would surprise hug one of them. 

"How do I know? You sound like I've figured something out." She smirked, causing them to flinch. "Well all I can say is that it's like a kekkei genkai in a way." She hinted. She was so determined to keep her technique a secret and how it worked. Sure, they had seen examples of it but not the whole story nor how it functions.

She sighed, resting her arms behind her head. "And I'm guessing your here to see my skills, correct?" She mused. 'She a smart and sly one.' Zetsu thought. 

"Why don't you train with me?" She offered. 'But she's stupid too.' Black Zetsu deadpanned. 

Zetsu accepted the offer with goals to find out what this girl was like but instead, Break was more interested at the fact that White Zetsu could spread out spores and make them into clones. Since the plant were two different entities all together, White Zetsu began to like the girl while Black Zetsu couldn't care about the girl.  

Break couldn't learn much from the plant since he wasn't actually a ninja but he was still a powerful assets to the Akatsuki.

"Say, how come you are..." She trailed off as she made hand gestures to his body, "Split?" She tried to put in the nicest way possible. 'Sher mustn't know.' They thought. They couldn't actually tell her the truth.

"We're the result of an experiment." Black Zetsu lied. Break's mouth formed an 'o' shape, buying the lie. Even though the memory of her escape was recent, she still didn't want to be reminded of what happened back at the lab. 

"Really? What happened to you?" She asked, trying to sound intrigued. 

"There... er were two of us and they put us in a tube. We're not sure why they did." The White Zetsu made up, "They started to do some test on us and binded half of our bodies to become stronger."  

"Was it painful?" She asked.

"Yep. But we were thrown out for being 'dead.'" He ended. Break nodded her head in understanding. The conversation only reminded her of what happened to her. "Anyways I'm going up to my room." She said before leaving the training area. Black Zetsu growled under his breath, he couldn't even see her train. 

***

~Kiru's POV~

I bit my lip at the thought of the lab again. Those f*cking scientists. The injections, the tests, the wait. I'm surprised I'm not dead. Suddenly, a sharp pain landed on my shoulder as I fell to the floor. I growled. I am not in the mood to get f*cking knock over.

"Watch it!" I groaned mentally. This is not what I want to hear when I remember him. 

"F*ck off, Dei." I let out through a sigh. He just looked at me with a 'what the f*ck?' look. It's probably because I didn't do something like challenge him or whatever. I shrugged as I wondered off to my bedroom.

That lab is a sensitive topic for me and even hearing someone else going through the same experience as me, I know that I change massively from my normal persona. I opened the door to my room as I plopped myself upon the hard bed. 

~Zetsu's POV~ (This POV is hard to do)

We emerged from one of the walls. We came face to face with the man wearing his usual orange mask, swirling from his right eye like a lollipop. "What information have you collected on the new recruit?" His deep voice asked us.

"She a nice girl." White me said, "But she know of your presence even though you haven't met here and if you get too close she might discover your Sharingan." Black me added on.

"Is she a Hyuga?" He asked, believing that she used Byakugan. That would be a possible solution as she could have seen and sense Obito and his Sharingan. We shook my head. "No, this girl is connected to Jashinism in some way but she doesn't have the Byakugan." Black me reported. "I think the Hyuga clan could kill her off if her religion was Jashinism, it would tarnish their name. Besides her eyes are kinda a goldy colour." White me added on. 

He nodded. "I've been also informed that she is 'Breakdown' from the bingo books. Is that true?" He inquired. 

"Yes." We answered. 

"How old is she?" 

"I heard her mention she was nine years old when she was bickering with Deidara." Black me answered. We heard him mutter, "So the nearly the same age as..." The rest of it was inaudible. He snapped his head back to us. "When will Hidan be back?" He asked. 

"In a week or so." He nodded at our answer. "No eating her." He added on causing us to frown, she seems like a good snack.

'But she is a nice girl.'

'No, she's annoying.'

'I want to see her again!'

'Why?!'

'Maybe this is why we have so many headaches every day.'

'Yeah, because we keep arguing, idiot.'

'You're a meanie!'

"Go get some more informarion on her." Obito ordered, making us snap out of our argument. One half of me smirked as we sunk back into the rock. 

'We're going back to her afterall!'

'Shut up.'

~Kiru's POV~

My knees were pulled up against my chest as I laid on my bed, just staring at the wall dejectedly. I wish I could see him at least one more time. We would have spread Jashinism twice as fast. Suddenly, the wall right in front of me began to ripple. My first instinct was to jump out and stab whoever it was with my spear until I realized who it was. There was only one other plant person in this whole area.

"Zetsu, what are you doing in my room?" I asked, raising an eyebrow. 

"What? I can't come visit you?" The cheery voice jested. Surprisingly, his deep voice, or his other side -as he put it- didn't say anything. I shrugged mentally.

"You didn't even knock." I stated, gesturing to the way he entered my newly found domain. He chuckled, closing one of his eyes. "Well, it isn't like you've done much to the room, there's been worse." He said, taking a good look around. I rolled my eyes, smirking. Because I totally had the time to grab anything in the spam of two days and place it in here. 

"Well, even so, I just saw you ten minutes ago. Did you really miss me that much?" I let out small smirk. 

"What if I did?" Zetsu asked bluntly. "No." The deeper voice added on. I laughed at his remark. 

"I feel the love, you know." I retorted. Black Zetsu didn't respond. Wait, if there in my room, can I go in theirs?

"Hey, if you're gonna to look in my room. Can I see yours?" I asked, thinking back to what Konan said. Like I would die if I entered one of their rooms. Zetsu can't be that bad, right? 

All of a sudden he looked uneasy. "You sure you want to see it?" The cheerful side asked though his hyperactive tone had faltered slightly. I shrugged. "Why not?" 

*** 

His room was across from mine so we didn't have to travel too far. He turned to me, his darker side keeping silent throughout the whole thing. "We have something to confess before you look in here."

"What is it?"

He sighed. "I'm a cannibal." Before I had time to react, he swung the door open to reveal quite the sight. I dropped my spear.

"Zetsu."

"Yeah?"

"You have my respect."