~Third Person's POV~

The Jashinist woke up surprisingly at an early hour. This was the first time she actually had a good night's sleep. Usually, she would sleeping against a branch causing her many back and neck pains. Although, she was used to having to wake up early, she had to keep on her feet to make sure that she wasn't caught by anyone.

She went to one of the five bathrooms -yes five, there are 11 people there, what else do you expect?- which was actually looked like a modern bathroom. Kiru brushed her silver locks into a high ponytail instead letting flowing down to her shoulders.

Trudging through the dark tunnels, Kiru moved to the kitchen to get a breakfast. It wasn't until she saw a light already illuminating from the room. 'What the hell...?' She thought, narrowing her eyes. She was sure that everyone else was sleeping at this time. Suspicious, she caused her spear to decomposed, like her body had done many times before, and the weapon travelled from her room and to her, where it become whole once again. With her trusty spear in hand, she approached the kitchen with caution. 

The sound of huffing was heard, causing her to raise her eyebrow. She stood with her back against the wall just in case someone would notice her. Moments past but al she heard were the same noises over and over again. Suddenly but quietly, her stomach growled. 'No one gets in the way of a girl and their food.' The Jashinist thought. Kiru finally had enough of hiding in the shadows and charged in, a small battle cry escaping her lips.

As soon as she advanced through the door, her entire body froze. Her gar spear fell to the floor with a clatter. All colour from her face drained.

In front of her was a giant blue skinned man.

If that wasn't bad enough, in his hands was a dead raw fish. The guy hadn't noticed the small girl yet despite her dramatic entrance. "BREATHE DAMNIT, BREATHE!!" He yelled, he put his mouth onto the fish's as he attempted to breath life into the cod, not realizing that they were suppose to breathe water.

"WE'RE LOSING HIM!" He shouted once again to no one particular. Kiru just speculated the scene, her eyes wide and her mouth agape. The shark looking man brought the fish to the sink. "CLEAR!" He turned on the tap water, rinsing the dead animal as if it was a defibrillator. The fish remained unmoving as they assumed doctor shook his head. "I'm sorry I have failed you..." He whispered as he set the fish down, mourning the already dead cod.

He turned around to see a gaping girl.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

"GGGAAA-"

"SHUT UP!" A distance call cut off the screaming of the blue skinned man. The two instantly fell silent, not wanting to disturb the other sleeping members. The two look at each other, not saying one word. Kiru glanced at the fish on the table before looking back at the guy. He smiled sheepishly a pink blush dusting his face. The man held out his hand, hoping for a handshake.

"I'm Kisa-"

"GGGAAAAAAAAA-"

"SHUT UP OR SO HELP US, WE WILL END YOU!" A familiar voice of Deidara threatened, clearly annoyed. Kiru packed it in before having to face the wrath of everyone else. But she couldn't shake off her shock.

"Y-You talk!!" She stuttered at the shark, despite the fact that she just witness him put on a whole play. He looked at her confused.

"Um... Yeah?" He clarified yet it came out more as a question.

"But you're a fish!" She whispered-shouted. He sweatdropped.

"If you want to classify me as an animal, I would prefer to be a shark." He notified. She just stared at him, turning on her heel and walking out the door. Her face suddenly void of emotion.

"There is nothing left for me here. I have seen a shark man try to get a fish to live again out of water. I have seen it all." The scene would be forever burned into her memory.

"W-Wait! Don't tell anyone what you saw!" He called after the girl. A scoff came from her.

"Pfft. Like hell I'm telling just them. The whole world gotta know that a S-ranked criminal in a feared organisation tried to resurrect an already dead fish. The reactions would be hilarious." She joked. Now see here ladies and gentlemen and all other things that you want to classify yourself as, this is a good example of what not to do when you see a shark man with a bandaged sword on his back that belongs in a criminal organization because in all honestly, when you go against them, even though that you're just kidding (they don't know that you're joking) you're f*cked.

"But I think I'll tell them in the morning. I know I hate when I'm woken up. I don't want a kunai thrown at my face first thing in the morning..." She stated out loud, heading back to her room to contemplate if this place was supposed to be feared or laughed at.

As soon as the silver haired girl was out of sight, Kisame began to plot how to get rid the threat. His secret cannot be exposed...

***

The sun had risen and the members slept peacefully without any other disturbances. Pein had called a meeting upon all of them to the living room, excluding the zombie duo. However most of the Akatsuki weren't attired in their black and red cloaks, most of them were attired in casual clothing.

"I have called upon this meeting to introduce our newest member."

"More like pain the *ss..." Deidara muttered yet didn't escape their ears. (Okay, no joke but I kept spelling 'Pein' instead of pain. What the hell is wrong with me?)

"We have belief she maybe linked to Hidan in one way or another and her skill is yet to be revealed. She is the infamous Breakdown that has gotten the name in the past week for mercilessly killing those she sees and don't agree to her terms." Pein continued, ignoring the blonde's statement. Muttering exploded amongst to those who had not heard of her and those who have met her.

"Wait, if she is new then where is she?" White Zetsu asked in his all cheery voice. "Can I eat her?" Black Zetsu asked. Pein looked at him sternly.

"No, her skill, as Sasori has describe, could be a great asset to our mission." He explained.

"But where is she?" Deidara asked, as much as he didn't want Breakdown to be in the organization, he was curious she wasn't in the vacancy. He was certain he heard her voice at night.

Everyone noticed that the newest member wasn't present. "What about her room?" Konan suggested. It was the most reasonable course of action. Everyone has littered back into the hallway in search of the newest addition of the group. The room she was accommodated in was quite quiet. Maybe she was a heavy sleeper? Pein opened the door to see the girl curled up in her bed, sleeping like it was a Sunday morning, snoring all the way. Or that's what they expected.

No one was there. Several of the males, and the female, were overcome with confusion. Had the woman already betrayed them? Was there any chance that she was floating in the air like the first time she had met the artistic duo? No, it wasn't possible. Sasori and Deidara would have noticed if she did. 

Suddenly, murmuring was heard, echoing through the hall. Their first assumution was that it was the all annoying lolipop but it was way too quiet for it to be him.

Kisame started to sweat.

"Sharingan!" Itachi claimed. The Uchiha's coal eyes reverted to blood red eyes with three tomoes revolving the pupil. "Shit!" Kisame started to panicked, covering up the eyes of his partner, preventing him from seeing.

Everyone looked at the Mist Swordsman. Kisame realized his idiotic actions before slowing remove his hands away from Itachi's face, whistling. Most of them starting to question the shark's sexuality. Itachi disregarded his partners stranger behaviour for the time being as he focused on the murmuring.

His eyes widened a fraction before going back to normal. Without a word, he ran out Kiru's door and down the four doors. The rest exchanged glances of confusion before followed him blindly. The mutters grew louder each step they took.

Itachi slammed the door open. His suspicions were correct. Everyone else's eyes narrowed. Against the back wall was a silver haired girl, chakra restrained cuffs and ropes tied her down with a gag restricting her from screaming. Samehada circled around her, not striking but guarding her.

Kiru snapped her gaze to the Akatsuki in relief: she struggled harder, attempting to get free. Due to the chakra restrains, she couldn't disperse herself. The Jashinist's eyes landed on her captor. More murmuring came out of her mouth even though it was muffled by the gag, they were sure she was promising that he would pay... Just with more profanities. Everyone looked to Kisame, who was sweating profusely.

Itachi stepped forward, undoing the ropes and gag, dispelling the chakra restraints as well. Kiru drew a loud dramatic breath. "My saviour!" She claimed in relief to Itachi, putting her hand to her chest attempting to regain her breath. The surrounding criminals weren't sure if it was sarcastic or not.

"Kisame, what is Breakdown doing in your room?" Pein ordered to know, his cold gaze turning to the trembling rouge mist nin. The swordsman did not answer. Kiru let out a 'tch' before pointing her forefinger at the guilty pretend doctor.

"I'll tell you why! I saw him do something in the kitchen and he doesn't want anyone else to know even though I was f*cking kidding so he kidnapped me while I was staring the wall and put these restraints on me. I guarantee you that he was going to attempt to kill or rape me later!" Kiru accused, forgetting the fact that she was immortal because of her religion.

"W-Wait! You were joking?!" Kisame stuttered, feeling stupid for not seeing through it. Kiru looked at him, deadpanning. Her face said 'You're-a-f*cking-idoit.'

"Why do you always assume that everyone's going to rape you?" Deidara asked out of the blue. Kiru turned her head to the blonde, already annoyed that he was just there.

"You're kidding, right? These f*cking group is comprised of mostly males, most of them probably over 18 and most of them are fucking kidnapping me to take me to somewhere and it's been only two day! It makes it worst that this is fish boy's f*cking bedroom and strapped me up in some bondage thing. You're also guilty! Only Konan here knows my pain!" She ranted, deadpanning at the explosive man.

"It's true... You don't know how many times leader had tried to flirt with me..." Konan blurted out loud. Everyone snapped their head to the orange haired leader. He was taken back at the his accomplice's comment, a bright blush on his pierced face. Kiru was now wondering how a dead body can blush.

"What did you see him do?" Sasori asked, slightly curious. Kiru opened her mouth. Kisame snapped out of his trance, rushing over to the girl. He covered her mouth before she could say anything else. Kiru narrowed her eyes before dispersing in the air once again, the shark stumbling to the floor at her absence.

"B*tch, you ain't touching me again, fish boy. Before I wasn't actually going to tell but now you've made me change my mind!" She said sassily through the air. Itachi looked into the air, blue chakra was everywhere through his Sharingan. His eyes narrowed. Just what was this girl's technique?

"Are you talking about how he tries to resurrects a fish?" White Zetsu called out. Blood drained from Kisame's face. "We already know that." Black Zetsu stated right after. Kiru liked this guy.

"Yeah, I'm talking about that. I wonder if he realizes that was suppose to put him in water for it to live instead of giving it 'CPR'." Kiru responded as if the exposed man wasn't in the room. In a blink of an eye, Kisame disappeared from his spot and reappeared in the corner of his bedroom, picking gloom shrooms.

"Does he really do that?"

"Wow, I didn't think he would be that dumb."

"I expected a better partner, hn."

Whispering were born from the exposed secret, not caring that Kisame was still in the room. Each comment stabbed Kisame as his dark aura grew and grew. Kiru, happy with her work, recreated her body.

"Anyways leader. you want me to introduce myself right?" She asked, ceasing her spear. The leader nodded. "Well, I'm Breakdown or just Break if ya want. The only reason I joined this group is to spread Jashinism and also leader said there is some type of factor or whatever. I'm curious." Kiru introduced herself.

Those who haven't met her, Kisame, Itachi and Zetsu, eyes widened. They could understand why the leader took an interest in the girl. Did this girl actually have any relation to the immortal idiot? If so could she possibly reveal anything about him? They were curious too.