Okay so when we(me and Pamela) were over at the swing area, there's an 'x-wave' thing near it, right?

So I was laying down and randomly ranting about whatever shit came to my mind

And Pamela had brought a Beanie to school and I kid you not, she was a CUTIE

And well the next thing I know a Beanie was tRYING TO EAT MY FACE OFF

She put the Beanie on my face as if it was a hand, and I literally screamed and panicked for 1 minute-

I just heard her giggling--

You can ask her for her side of the story but holy crap it was terrifying-

And to this day, we still argue about what it was-

"It was a Beanie."
"IT WAS A KIDNAPPER!"