"Homosexuals. *points at crowd*"

"Beebo is a furry?! Oooohhhh...."

"Who put you on the planet?"

"Shut your pothole."

"You'll never be normal because no one is fucking normal."

"Suicide is just an permanent answer to a temporary situation."

"Falsehood."

"Ashley fell off of a bean bag."

"The first day you let someone walk over you is the day you become a bitch. And Jeffy ain't no bitch."

"Suck my non existant huge cock."

"Jacket slut"

"I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color."

"And if death is the last appointment, then we're all just sitting in the waiting room."