*the tital could either apply to my life or Gilbert's, you chose. I had one of those days where interacting with people was painful.T/W Toni and Lovi have no chill. Gilbert's POV*

I opened the apartment door and made a beeline for my room.

Why did his fucking husband have to come?

I had only known the guy for about twenty minutes and he was already a jackass! How did someone as sweet as Matthew end up with a complete jackass?!

Toni soon entered the room, sitting beside me on my bed. "That was quick." he said curiously.

I rolled onto my back, staring up at the ceiling. "His husband is such a massive dick"

"You're only saying that because you want to be his husband, Mi Amigo." he snorted.

"No he's a massive dick. He made a specific point to make sure I knew that Matt gave up on me because I took too long," I groaned and covered my face with my hands, "Like, bitch I already know I took too long! I've spent half my life regretting it!"

Antonio frowned. "He is his husband, Gilbert, he's allowed to be protective."

I sighed and sat up, feeling tears start to prick my eyes. "Look if Mattie's happy with this guy I'm not gonna get in the way, but he doesn't need to act like he's better than me."

"Whelp," he said, patting my shoulder and standing up, "Nothing I can do about that. By the way Lovino is coming in like two hours sooo..."

"Yeah yeah I'll stay over at Ludwig's place or something." I grumbled out slouching my shoulders even more.

"Actually I'm pretty sure Feliciano is at his place over night."

"Of fucking course he is! I'll go to Eliza's place then! Unless Rodrich is finally ready to fess up on this particular day."

Antonio let out a snort and headed to the door. "Rodrich won't even admit to himself that he likes Eliza, if he manages to say it out loud it'll be the day you manage to actually find someone who will tolorate your awkward ass."

"Antonio Frenandez Carriedo get out now or I will throw a book at your head."

Toni quickly ran out and shut the door.

I sighed and flopped back on my bed, covering my face again.

I just lay there for a few seconds, contemplating my current situation. I heard my phone starting to ring and slapped around at the bed beside me until I felt my phone under my fingers.

"Hello this is Gilbert Beilschmidt, If your name is Antonio you can kindly fuck off, if your name is Elizabeta I'm coming over whether you want me to or not, and if your name Lovino, hey, can you maybe finally kiss Antonio today so me spending my night at Eliza's is not completely pointless, thanks. Alright who be this?" I didn't really check who called but those are really the only people who call me regularly.

I heard a small giggle from the other line and immediately felt like throwing up.

"Hi Gilbert, It's Matthew, I just wanted to say sorry for today"

Shit I said that to Matthew?!

If it was anyone else I would have been fine; Feli? He would have just laughed and said what he want to say, Ludwig? He would have politely ignored it, even my boss would have just laughed! But Matthew? No. No that was not something to say to Matthew!

"Ummm yeah, yeah no it's not a problem."  I stuttered out, feeling heat lick at my neck and the sides of my face.

"Are you sure? Cause Caleb was an absolute dick back there, he's not usually like that I promise."

"No seriously it's fine, I get it, he's gotta protect his man." I did my best to force a laugh.

"He still shouldn't have gotten like that, you're my friend and I wanted him to meet you, but he was being a dick about it." there was a small pause, "How about we Meet up sometime just the two of us? So we can actually catch up without him glaring at you from across the table?"

"I-I don't know, Matt, I don't think Caleb really wants me around you."

"Please Gil? Yes he's my husband but he doesn't have control over who I talk to and hang out with, that's my choice." he pleaded.

I contemplated my answer for a while, on one hand I would have to be around him knowing that I could never be with him, but I also didn't want to make him sad, and I definitely didn't want to let Caleb have his way.

"Alright. On Saturday my shift ends at like 12:30, is that okay?"

"Yes it is, thank you sooo much Gilbert! I'll tell Lovino to kiss Antonio for you alright?"

"Wha-"

And he hung up.

I sighed and rolled over onto my stomach.

A few hours later I heard a knock on the door and what I could only assume was Toni tripping over himself to get to it and open it.

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*Antonio's POV*

A while after I left Gilbert's room I heard a sharp knock on the door.

I quickly shoved myself off the bed, carelessly throwing my phone at the wall and tripping over my carpet.

I quickly stood up before I had regained my balance and almost tripped again, catching myself on the door frame.

I ran to the door, stubbing my toe on the table in the way. I quickly threw open the door to see a very bored looking Lovino.

"Hola mi angel!" *because accents don't work on my phone.*

Lovino just grumbled out a small "Ciao bastardo." before inviting himself into the house.

Gilbert came out of his room and walked towards Lovi. "Hello Lovino." he mused and gave him a quick kiss on the forehead dispite his objections.

It was a long running joke for the two of them that Gilbert kiss him on the head when he saw him because when they first met, Gilbert and I had been on the way home from the bar and  Gilbert bumped into Lovino. Apparently the only appropriate response drunk Gilbert could think of was to kiss Lovino on the forehead, much to his disgust, and walk away.

"Alright you two have fun! But not too much fun." He laughed, before walking out the door.

I looked over to Lovino, who had a slight blush on his face, although mine was probably worse.

He tsked and sat down on the couch.

I cautiously moved to sit next to him. "So-"

"Gilbert told me to kiss you!" Lovino shouted, sounding like he was trying to be angry.

"Wha- What?"  I said, my eyes widening in shock.

"I said, asshole, that Gilbert said that I should kiss you. Or at least my friend said he did..." he looked down at his lap and worried his lower lip between his teeth.

"Did- did you want to?" I asked, trying to hide the nerves in my voice and failing miserably.

Lovino averted his eyes even more, turning his whole head to look at the wall. "I- I mean I might not be opposed to it?"

I felt my blush intensify. "So could I... Could I kiss you?"

Lovi hesitated a bit before nodding and turning back to me.

He looked absolutely beautiful, he was blushing even harder than me, he was tense, pulling his shoulders into his body and his hands placed timidly in his lap.

I took a deep breath and slowly leaned towards him. His eyes fluttered shut as he sat, waiting for me to make the move.

This was my dream come true. Ever since I first saw Lovino I wanted to kiss him, and now I was this close! He was inches away just waiting for me to bring our lips together.

"Hurry up Bastard! I'm not waiting all da- mhp!"

I quickly grabbed his face and pressed a kiss to his lips.

His frame was taught but he quickly relaxed into the kiss, pressing his lips against mine as well.

After a short time he pulled back from the kiss and I was left chasing after him, unable to open my eyes for a moment.

"Woah..." I mumbled softly,"That was..."

Lovino nodded, resting his forehead against mine. "Incredible." he finished.

I hummed in agreement, "Can I do it again?"

"Oh god yes." he breathed out, crawling into my lap and straddling my waist, wrapping his arms around my neck and attaching our lips once again.

I heard him hum in satisfaction and I almost flat out moaned at the sound.

I set my hands firmly on his waist, pulling him down farther into my lap

I pushed my tongue into his hot mouth and he easily let it slip past his lips, allowing me to explore every inch of his wet cavern.

His tongue pushed slightly against mine and he let out a small, breathy moan, grinding down on me.

I broke off the kiss, breaking the trail of siliva and moving to lick a strip up his neck, ending with a tug at his ear lobe.

Lovi made another sound and moved his hands to pull at my hair while he shamelessly ground those godly hips into my quickly hardening dick.

Holy shit! I usually wasn't this easy but those sounds he was making, and those, soft, full lips, those beautiful hips, and God! When did his ass get so good?

I felt myself starting buck up against him as well, that is until he grabbed my hips and pushed them into the couch, preventing me from getting any friction.

"When is Gilbert getting home?" he panted out, stilling his own hips.

I was still having trouble opening my eyes, I wanted him so bad I would do anything to get those amazing hands back in my hair. "He's staying the night at Elizabeth's."

"Good." he said, standing up and slowly unbuttoning his shirt. "Because we're gonna be here all night."