Am I the only one that thinks David should have a Instagram like KP?? ^~^

*Max's P.O.V*

"You can not eat that whole thing." I said unamused. "Yous wanna bet?" Barney said while raising his eyebrows. "Yeah. If you eat that whole thing, I'll buy you lunch tomorrow." I said while hitting the table. We were all sitting at Barney's girlfriends house playing monopoly while out of the blue, barney declares that he can eat a whole jalapeño.

"Hey bitch, you landed on my Illinois avenue pay me 20
Bucks." Anna snarled at me. "Where the hell did that come from?" I asked. "Froms the depths of hell, max." Barney looked at me with a devilish grin.

"You guys are creeping the fuck out of me." I say as I place my hands on my head. "Heys max?" Barney asks. "You owes me lunch." I look over to barney finishing the last bit if the jalapeño. "Whatttttt. The. Fack?" I'm surprise because barney can't handle any spicy foods as seen on the ghost pepper challenge. "Champions blood baby! Yalurr!" He wiggles and snaps his fingers into the air. "I can't believe it. Also give me my 200 bucks I passed GO you Lil bitch." I pout. "Look who's the Lil bitch nows max?" Barney laughs. "UGH you ass hats!" I yell.

"Hey I think my new roommates back." Anna says while trying to get a glimpse out the window. Just then the door opens. "Anna banana I'm back." A sweet voice fills the room. I look over to he meeted with a beautiful girl with long flowing (H/C) hair and deep (E/C) eyes. She had on black ripped skinny jeans and a white t- shirt. So plain to be so pretty.

Wait what?

Um don't know where that came from. Anyways.

"Heyyy you're just in time. I want you to meet one of my dear friends and Lil bitch, max!" Anna takes my arm and waves it around. "Hey I'm not a Lil bitch!" I snatched my arm back pouting. "Haha your cute when your pout you know that?" She smiled which made her dimples perfectly shine.

Did she just call me cute?
Ohhh, duh max of course she did you lump of potatoes!

"Ooooo I feel sexual tension
here." Anna fangirled. "Shut up you damn banana." I growled. "Nah its OK, you are anyway. Aren't you the guy that makes videos with that Minecraft dude?" She asked while walking to the kitchen.

"Yeah, are you a fan?" I shouted into the kitchen. "Na not really I just remember your ginger hair from when I lived with my brother. He would always watch those types of videos." She walked out with a bottle of vodka and headed to what seemed like her room. "Oh thanks for noticing me!" I said sarcastically. She shot a peace sign over head and walked into her bedroom and closed the door.

I positioned myself back to the table to see two sets of eyes glued on me. "What?" I asked. Barney made a heart with his hands and Anna bursted out laughing yelling 'I SHIP IT I SHIP IT!'

"OH COME ON!" I yell while I banged my fist on the table. "Haha you know we're just messing with you max, plus (Y/N) isn't really the type of girl for you, trust me." She says while rolling dice and moving 5 spaces.

Her name was (Y/N). What a beautiful name.
Jesus max your a lost cause!

"What do you mean by that?" I ask rolling the dice. She paused trying to find words. Eveytime failing.

"Does she have a boyfriend is that what your trying to say?" I say while making a face.

"No.. Not quite." She looked at Barney then back at me.

"Dude what the hell is wrong with her?" I shout confused as hell.

"She's a stripper damn!" Anna shouts back. At first I didn't get it then my face falls. "Oh, I see." My face remains straight but in the inside I shattered. Just a little bit.

"Sorry max. I've know her since middle school and she was never like this. I guess you could say..." She hesitated for a moment. "People change people. And... No matter how hard you try, sometimes people change for the better in them self's. Or others..." She looked down into her hands. "Could change for the worst. But no matter what choices she has done, I feel like she could be change. But with someone with more power than just a friend."

All three if us remain silent and let the words of Anna banana sink in.

"Ah who am I kidding, that bitch a lost cause." She laughs but I could see the pain in her eyes. The lost of a dear friend. Not a death but more like a death of morals and a death of the friend she used to know.

Anna gets up and walls to the kitchen. Barney stares into space. "Hey Burneyyy." The sound of my voice bringing him out of his trance. His head snaps towards me with a simple nod. "How you and banana going?" I ask trying to lighten the mood. "Buhnana and I ares betters thans ever!" He throws a thumb up into the air.

"Hey babe?" Anna calls from the kitchen. "Yeahs?" Barney replys.

"We're all out of booze." Her tone sounding sad. "Could you run up to the store with me to get some more?"

"What abouts max?" Barney raises his eyebrows in question.

"Oh him? Nah he can stay here. Ain't that right Maxy poo!" She cooes.

"DONT CALL ME THAT DAMN IT!" I yell feeling my face heat up. "Aw I love you too!" She walks out grabbing her keys and heads to the door. Barney was in front of me laughing his ass off. "BARNEY YOU TOO?" My voice raising an octave. "You know just." I growl in frustration. "WE LOVE YOU MOXY♥!" They say in unison as they shut the front door.

I'm soooo not playing monopoly with them again.

Well what to do now. I pull out my phone from my back pocket and began to scroll through twitter tweeting out,

Never play monopoly with @thatguybarney and @annabanana95 because they will make your life hell 🔥

I began looking through twitter posts when Barney tweeted me,

@mithzanmax @annabanana95 you knows we gots the champion bloods baby!

Little ass hats. I was about to tweet him when (Y/N) yelled anna!

I jumped a little in my chair completely forgetting that she was even here. Anna! She yelled again. Her voice sounding slurred.

Well. Being the gent that I am I better go check on her ;)

I walked down the hallway with my feet pattering on the dark hardwood floors. I knocked on her bedroom and it slowly pushed open.

"(Y/N)?" I flipped the light switch on to see the beautiful (H/C) girl to be laying in her bed with a white T-shirt and under were holding the vodka bottle she had gotten earlier. I couldn't help but stare. She met my gaze and smiled. "You like what you see?" She smirked. "No..er..um..well..yeah but... JUST COVER UP!" I spin on my heels waiting for her to put clothes on. "Oh whatever." She hisses. "There better?" I turn around to her just thrown the covers over herself.

Sigh.... Good enough.

"Come sit down I won't bite." This time her voice was sincere.

I walked over to her bed and sat at the edge. "Come closer." She demand. I scooted closer. I could smell the liquor on her breath causing me to quiver.

"Where's Anna?" She slurred. "Her and barney went to go get more booze." I spoke. "Oh thank god I was running out." She tosses the empty bottle onto a pile of clothes.

"It's just you and me now." She winked. I began to hop off the bed trying to get away but she grabbed my arm and forced me back down. "Please, don't go." Her voice cracked. My head bolted to her. Her eyes were filled with tears. "I know I just met you, but I feel extremely close to you right now. Please don't leave me alone in here." Her eyes began watering. "Fine." I say softly.

Her eyes twinkled from sadness."Thank you my red head god sent from above." She slurred more.

Her wut?

In one swift moment she was curled on my lap. Snoring like a little Angel.

The covers were pushed off and she was once again, in front of my with no pants on. But this time she was on my lap.

For fucks sake Max.

I threw the covers over her and layed back against the wall. A tear streamed out of her eye as she mumbled to herself. My heart snapped. I took my thumb and wipped her tear away. "Mmmax..." She mumbled. I smiled. This girl needed someone to change her.

And that someone was me.

(A/N): yayyyyy I did it!! Its a long chapter but it was sweet and funny so have at it. Anyways guys hope you enjoyed this chapter and I'll see you, in the next chapter!

~sam♥