*Heights Cool Musical Too starts playing*

Everybody's always commenting at me; everybody's tryin' to get in my head

I wanna doodle on my homework papers; I need to finish up my book, instead

(Did you ever) Stop a fanfic 'cause of bad Writer's Block

(Did you ever) Draw a lot because your brain just feels locked

(Did you ever) Fool around with words until you got sick

(Did you ever) Write a rap instead of writing your fic?

I'm ardent Hamiltrash, that's who I am

Anything by Lin-Manuel? I am a fan!

Do I need writing prompts? You know you can

Bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, bet on it

I'll Be Right Back has almost four hundred reads

An awesome change in plot: that's what this needs

Will updates take a long time? I concede:

Bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, bet on me

Hold up; give me time to think... bring it all down.

Hi, I'm Sonny de la Vega

I work at Usnavi's bodega

I wore this hat; writing I'll be Right Back

Is like tryin' to find a needle in a haystack

All the comments y'all are posting

Are really nice, but now I'm coasting

On a wave of stress with writer's block

I'm losing interest with each tick of the clock

This parody's just an extra bit to throw in

But the flow of the votes keeps goin' and growin'

I'm movin' and provin' to Lin that we

Can write a parody of a parody

About In The Heights, the best play ever

I gotta finish my book, it's now or never

It's harder than it seems to complete

What's happening with Graffiti Pete!

Woo, damn he's so cute

Hey, Okay, I'm sorry, but it's true :)

As for plot ideas, I have exactly zero

If you have an idea, you'll be my hero

Just write it in the comments below

Please give me a break, I need a respiro*

I'll finish up before my hands become glued to my keypad

Is this what it takes just to make it on Wattpad?!

I'm ardent Hamiltrash, that's who I am

Anything by Lin-Manuel? I am a fan!

Do I need writing prompts? You know you can

Bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, bet on it

I'll Be Right Back has almost four hundred reads

An awesome change in plot: that's what this needs

Will updates take a long time? I concede:

Bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, bet on it!

*respiro means "letup" in Spanish, and I couldn't find anything else that rhymed with "zero" that made sense.