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Katsuki was leading the way and I trailed behind him. It was awfully dark in this tunnel, but thankfully, he exploded a scented candle he brought with him back from Yuga's penthouse. It smelled like pepperoni pizza. He held it in his one hand as a torch.

"Katsuki, what the heck is that smell?" I asked.

"It's this stupid candle."

"Why does it smell like pizza!?"

"It was either that or roses!"

"Well, why didn't you get the roses!?" I snapped.

"I hate roses."

I only facepalmed.

Suddenly, a giant rat scurried past us. I ran to Katsuki and jumped on his back, screaming.

"EW! A RAT!!" I panicked. "BLOW IT UP!!"

"Hey, look—Gran Torino's dinner."

I refused to touch the ground since that thing could have been carrying hobo germs.

"Babe, you can get down now. It's gone. I blew it up."

"But you took care of it so quickly!"

"Of course, I did. I'm King Explosion Murder!"

I looked down and saw a black hole charred into the concrete. Nothing of the rat was left.

"Thanks. . ." I quivered as I tiptoed back onto the floor.

After a few more minutes of walking, my feet started to ache. "Ughh, Katsuki! How much longerrr?"

"Babe, I don't where we're goin'. I'm just carryin' the pizza candle."

"What if we lose the others. . .?"

"I was plannin' on losin' the others anyway. They get on my nerves. This isn't so bad, actually," he smirked.

I took his hand and screamed inside. I had to admit, Katsuki was much saner now that he was away from the group. It was peaceful for a change—except for the pizza candle and exploding rat.

"Katsuki~"

"Yo."

"I think you look good in camo~" I complimented.

"Thanks."

"I'm trying to be romantic."

"Same."

"Seriously?"

He responded," I would never tell my hag mom 'thanks'. This is as romantic as I get."

I leaned close to him and said, "Well, maybe I could teach you~"

"Cool."

I scoffed, "Is the pizza candle getting to your brain? Because like, every time I talk to you—you lose more syllables."

"Sorry, behb. Got a lot on my mind right now. Tryna protect you and all. And maybe even feed you something better than rats."

"What about the MREs?" I reminded him.

"Uh, well, I might have dropped them when I swan-dived into the sewer."

"Didn't you zip up your backpack!?"

He fumed, "Either I lost 'em or Denki ate them in the middle of the night. I just don't know! But they weren't that good anyway."

"They're better than rats!!" I wailed.

Suddenly, I smelled something better than the pizza candle. It smelled like. . .actual food.

"What is that?" I wondered aloud.

Katsuki cocked his M16. "I hear cows."

"You are NOT gonna shoot innocent cows!" I insisted.

"How do you think hamburgers are made?"

"Not in front of me!"

"Then turn around."

I crossed my arms. "Well, why would cows be in the sewer anyway!?"

"Probably fleeing from the Nomu."

Katsuki and I snuck near the sound of beef. But before we knew it, it stopped. Then suddenly, we began to smell barbecue.

"Oh, Katsuki!" I cried into his shoulder. "We're gonna die with the cows!!"

"It's too late for the cows—but we can save ourselves!"

"What are we gonna do!?"

He held his gun incorrectly while trying to reassure me, "Don't worry. I got'cher back."

We saw a campfire with a rotating piece of beef on two spikes.

"Our own personal Wendy's. Can't get better than that, sweetheart," he smirked.

"But who's cooking it? The—The Nomu?" I peered around quietly, afraid to find a Nomu. But what I found was so much worse.

"Guys!?" a familiar wimpy-sounding voice called.

"Oh, please no," Katsuki whimpered.

It was Mineta. Once he saw us, he burst into tears, screaming, "GUYS! GUYS! YOU'RE ALIVE!!" He darted straight toward us and landed a big hug on both of us.

"I thought you died a month ago," Katsuki blurted.

Mineta was crying like a pig. Snot was everywhere and a drool ballooned from his mouth as he spoke, "I'VE BEEN DOWN HERE FOR WEEKS!! ALL BY MYSELF!!"

"Where'd you get the cow?" I asked, trying to avoid whatever alien substance that was coming out of his nose.

"An abandoned farm that had been attacked by Nomu. I knocked out one of the cows and drug it here."

"But we distinctly heard a moo," I insisted.

"It woke up so I had to knock it out again." Mineta then stared up at me. "I'm so glad it was you two who found me! Especially you, (Y/N)~"

Explosions emitted from Katsuki's hands. "Watch it, perv! She's mine!"

"Can I at least hold her hand?"

"You're about two minutes away from not having a hand!" he exploded.

I giggled. But then I started to get hungry. "So, can you show us what you're cooking? I'm starved."

Mineta nodded and led us to his makeshift camp where he had been living for the last couple of months. It had folding chairs, a TV tray, a cardboard box with a napkin comforter inside it, and a Jojo Siwa cooler.

"This is all the stuff I could scrape together!" he told us.

"I guess we're gonna have to bunk here for the night," I said.

"No way!" Katsuki protested. "You're not sleepin' anywhere near that perv!"

Mineta wiggled his eyebrows. "What do you mean?"

I started to worry. I didn't want to sleep near that cursed child. He made me sick! "Katsuki, do you really think Mineta would pull anything weird? It's the apocalypse."

"It's Mineta. What do you think?"

I squirmed. So, I laid down on the tough concrete and screamed inside. Katsuki saw that I was suffering, so he took off his jacket and covered me with it.

"C'mon, behb. You can use my arm as a pillow," Katsuki offered.

I smiled and snuggled up with him, embracing the warmth while leaving Mineta to his cardboard box and napkin.

"Can I snuggle up too?" Mineta cried.

"Whatevs. We're all gonna die anyway."

Mineta curled up in a fetal position and started his thumb like the baby he is. Katsuki rolled his eyes and leaned his head on mine.

"Just stay there and don't get any closer."

The next day, I awoke, stretched out my arms, and peered around only to find Mineta was missing.

"Katsuki!" I shook him awake. "Mineta's gone!!"

"Are you sad?" he slurred, while turning over to go back to sleep.

"No, but he could have been bait for the Nomu. What do you think happened?"

"I drug him off in the middle of the night to the gym and dropped him off at the front door with a note for Aizawa to look out for him. There's no way we would make it with him tagging along. Plus, he stank."

"You left me in the sewer all alone!?!" I screeched. "WITH THE NOMU AND GRAN TORINO'S SUPPER!?!?"

"No, I carried you in my arms and drug Mineta on the cardboard box," he explained casually while heading back to sleep. "I'm tired."

"But how did I not wake up!?" I interrogated.

"You were exhausted. Nothing would have woken you up. Believe me, I tried."

"You know, I really underestimated you when I met you at U.A. since you were always so explosive, but lately, you've just been so sweet!"

"It was always stupid Deku that got on my nerves," he explained. "But with you—it's easy."

My eyes lit up. "Really. . .? You think so?"

He was already passed out again, snoring. I smiled and snuggled back under his arm.

When we woke up, we continued our trek in the sewer, still looking for a manhole which led to the city Deku may be in.

I was munching on leftover beef from last night's luau.

"I don't know what Wendy's uses for their burgers—but this is not it," I said.

"Either something's wrong with this beef or theirs."

"I miss Wendy's. . .and I miss all the other restaurants."

Katsuki comforted, "Keep it together, babe. When this is all over—we can open our own restaurant and name it '(Y/N)'s'. I don't know about you, but I'm gettin' out of the hero biz."

"Speaking of heroes—where do you think All Might and Endeavor are? Along with the others."

"Probably wasted," he replied.

I stopped. "In what way?"

"Does it make a difference? Gran Torino eats rats; I don't think it can get much worse than that."

He had a point.

Finally, we came across a sign that said 'Yokohama City'. That's where the League of Villains' hideout was. Katsuki looked up and saw that there was a manhole.

"I think this is our stop," he said.

"Finally!" I sighed in relief.

We both climbed the ladder and finally escaped that awful sewer. We were around Kamino Ward, which was where the hideout was supposed to be. The part we were in was totally ransacked and worse than I could have possibly imagined.

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We all need a Katsuki when the apocalypses comes lol