I've been jamming to High School Musical all week

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I walked into the living room and saw the guys putting decorations up. They consisted of Happy Birthday banners, a funeral wreath, and Bar Mitzvah party favors—along with other mismatched junk from every holiday known to man. Denki was just finishing up putting the candles on the wedding cake he had baked.

I walked up and asked, "How's the cake?"

"We found a box of Funfetti cake mix left inside an empty pool, so I cooked it up and now I'm makin' it look good."

The icing on the cake was clumped and there were bread crumbs scattered across it. Denki had written, "Happy Wedding" in horrible handwriting, using a tube of pink icing. He then made a pathetic heart.

"Why did they have you do the cake?" I asked.

"Because I'm the only one with the skills to do it. Plus, they needed my electricity for the stove."

Denki had used taper beeswax candles and he just plopped them right in the center. He looked at me and smiled. That's when I noticed the cake was still in the bowl he had baked it in.

"Alright, now we need a wedding topper." Denki went outside, found some random All Might figurine beside a trash can, came back, and placed it onto the cake. "Now that's good stuff."

"What about Inko?" I asked. "She needs a topper too!"

Hanta chucked a Barbie from the other room and hit Denki in the face with it. "OOF. Oh, well, this is good enough." He put the Barbie beside the All Might figurine.

"Her leg isn't in the right direction," I pointed out.

"Neither is this wedding." Denki then left the kitchen, leaving the cake all by itself.

I facepalmed. So, I went off to find Katsuki. He was in the backyard, poking a cricket with a stick.

"Katsuki, why are you out here?" I asked.

"They're taking over my house. It's worse than the Nomu."

"Why does it bother you so much?"

"Cuz they stank. And All Might's a poser and a loser," he explained.

"Can't you just pretend to be happy for them?"

"I'd be happy if they got out of my house."

"Please, Katsuki? Do it for me!" I pled.

"Fine—if I have to. But only for you and don't tell anyone—or else everyone will ask for favors."

"I think you'll be fine. Believe me, you're not the most approachable. . ." I giggled.

"Well, excuse me, princess."

I led him inside and asked, "What else do you think we need?"

Katsuki started listing, "Talent, aesthetic, quality, dignity—"

"Be nice!" I scolded.

"(Y/N)!" Mina called as she approached me. "I got some flowers, but I can't decide what's better. Dandelions or pigweeds."

"Oh, it's a special occasion. Let's have both!" I smiled.

Mina tee-hee'd and Katsuki groaned.

"Hey, Bakugou! I think I got the ingredients for the punch," Hanta joined in on the conversation.

"Did you get the good stuff?"

I raised an eyebrow.

Hanta continued, "Yeah, man. It's to die for." He threw down a dozen melted Fun Pops on the counter and started squeezing them individually into a big, plastic bowl.

"Yeah, something's gonna die alright," Katsuki snarked.

Hanta thought it would turn rainbow, but instead, it turned murky brown.

Katsuki crossed his arms. "Could pass for chocolate or Pepsi."

"Guys! You should have laid them out separately," I muttered.

"Too late. I found these in some guy's van baking in the sun." Hanta turned in the other direction and yelled, "Hey! Todoroki! Get us some ice!"

Shouto did as he said and spawned a chunk of ice in the bowl. How delicious.

"Katsuki, you need to help out," I told him.

"I volunteered my house. That's all the help they'll get."

"Pleaaaase~?" I begged.

"Fine. But only this once." He walked off to find something to do, but hobo All Might knocked into him.

"Oh! Young Baku—I mean, suh kid."

"Can it, poser. I know it's you," he snarled. "Y'know, I used to respect you, but this is just sad."

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

"Forget it, you're not worth the effort."

"Wait! Can you at least help me write my vows?" All Might pathetically asked.

"Sure. A, E, I, O, U—"

"Not those vowels! I meant my wedding vows."

"Sure, I can help you write them—but nothing's gonna help you mean them," Katsuki retorted.

"No, I just need you to write in that curly handwriting for me."

"You're supposed to memorize them, jerk. No one's gonna see them anyway."

"I know, but I can't read my own handwriting."

"Then you can't read." Katsuki stormed off and went outside to check on the others.

There were folding chairs and beach towels for guests to sit on. A card table held the monstrosity of a cake and the brown punch. Random banners were hung everywhere along with Christmas lights. Denki was placing down some trash cans to be used as drums and there was even a set of bagpipes. The rest of the instruments were probably toddler toys.

"What sleaze is in charge of the decorating and makin' my entire yard look tacky!?" Katsuki snapped.

"It's the apocalypse! Try finding wedding decorations during the apocalypse!" shouted Tenya.

"Why have a wedding for these losers? They claim they're already married."

"It's a celebration of their love surrounded by friends and family!" Mina chirped.

"Ugh! Idiots!"

Meanwhile, Katsuki's mother was helping me get ready. She had helped me with my hair and makeup. Afterward, I found a gorgeous, white dress stashed in her closet and I changed into it with a pair of heels.

"That's so pretty!" Mitsuki cheered. "I remember when I wore it to my wedding."

"Wait, this is your wedding dress?" I asked, flushing from embarrassment

"Oh, but I don't need it anymore. Why don't you save it for your wedding?"

"Uh—alright then. I'll just let Mina wear it."

Mitsuki folded her arms. "Well, my husband and I did work for a fashion company. Why don't you just check out whatever's in the closet? I never wear anything more than once so no need to return it!"

Wow, they were rich. When I first met Katsuki, I thought he was a bum who didn't wash his hair and lived under a bridge. So, I entered her closet and felt like I was walking through time and space. It was like a Dr. Strange portal to Macy's. There was almost too much to choose from. But eventually, I found a pretty, (F/C) dress and tried it on. I thought it looked good on me, so I went with that. I tried it on and walked out.

"You look lovely, dear! I'm sure Katsuki'll love it," Mitsuki doted. "I think you're all ready, so why don't you head out?"

I nodded and thanked her. When I walked out of the room, I walked downstair and found Katsuki in the living room. When he noticed me, did a double-take.

He approached me and softly smiled, "You're beautiful, (Y/N)."

I felt my face warm up and shuffled my feet. "Thanks, Katsuki."

"Does it feel weird to wear one of my mom's dresses? Although I've never seen that one before."

"No, we're about the same size and this one still had the tag on, so I'm good. It was either this or her wedding dress."

"But why would she want you to wear her wedding dress to a wedding?" he raised an eyebrow.

"I dunno, she said I could save it for my wedding," I explained.

"Oh, did she?"

"Yeah, Mina's wearing it today. I guess it's gonna get passed from her to me," I shrugged.

"Good to know."

His reaction concerned me a bit. But I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Nevertheless, he was wearing the same red dress shirt and black, floral vest that he wore to the expo at I-Island. It was my favorite outfit he owned.

"I love that outfit on you, Katsuki," I beamed. "It looks so good on you~"

"Thanks," he muttered, avoiding eye contact. "I think that rockhead purposely got me one with flowers on it to make me look wimpy."

"Please, nothing can make you look wimpy."

He just smirked. "Well, I gotta go, babe. I promised I'd play wedding music on the drums."

He then kissed me on the forehead and went to find the other guys. There I was, standing alone. But not for long. . . .

"OMG!!!" I heard a familiar voice exclaim. I turned to see Ochako, Kyouka, Momo, and Tsu. "We didn't realize you got back!"

"Yeah, we were off finding the others. So, we found Momo and Tsu," Kyouka explained.

"What happened to you guys?" I asked, running up to them.

"I was unconscious in a pond full of algae and scum and I thought I had really turned into a frog—ribbit," Tsu replied ever-so-casually.

Momo answered, "I went back home to find my parents—but they freaked out so much, they locked me in the panic room with them and set the timer for a month. They almost set it for thirty years—but I screamed and told them I would create a cannon to blast the wall out. So, they just set it for a month. I just got out yesterday!"

"Oh, you poor things," I sympathized. "But it would have been kind of nice to hide out in a safe room. Katsuki and I have been in ditches, sewers, and gutters—all kinds of chiz."

"Oh, that sounds terrible!" exclaimed Tsu. "It was probably a living nightmare to get stuck with someone as irritating as him. I couldn't imagine being with that basket case for all this time."

"We're dating."

She made an immediate recovery by adding, "But he would have been so protective!"

I just facepalmed.

"It was awful for us too," said Kyouka. "We ran into Mineta because apparently he had escaped the gym where Bakugou left him or something. I'm not sure—he was pretty out of it."

"Oh, well, we were with him for a while too," I replied. "But Katsuki took him back to the gym in the middle of the night. However, Mineta came back and we spent the night at some gross hotel with everyone."

"He must have found you guys after we kicked him out of our group," Kyouka responded. "It's kind of creepy how he just bounces from group to group."

"Well, I mean, his Quirk is kind of bouncy, so. . .I can see that," giggled Ochako.

Just then, Deku walked by and came to a screeching halt when he saw Ochako. He fell to his knees with tears pouring down his cheeks while he sobbed, "URARAKA!! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU AGAIN! I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE ALIVE! PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR NOT DOING BETTER AT SAVING YOU!"

Ochako burst into tears as well. "DEKU, I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE SAFE~!!!"

They started to hug each other tightly while sobbing on each other's shoulders. I knew it was time for me to bail, so I headed to the backyard to find my boyfriend. He was sitting on a milkcrate, practicing drumming on the trashcans he was given to work with.

"Nice drum set," I teased.

"It was either this or Deku's head."

"Wise choice."

"When's this junky wedding gonna start so it can end and these people can get out of my house?" he grumbled.

"Katsuki, a lot of their houses were destroyed," I reminded. "Some of them may never leave."

"UGH," he moaned. "Then I will. Care to join me?"

"No way! I know what it's like out there."

"So, we're just gonna live at the hag's lair forever?"

I answered, "Forever's a long time. Let's just start with today."

"Whatevs, as long as I have you and the Hot Cheetos in my pocket—I'm good."

"But you'll get it all over your tux. . ." I cringed.

"What? I'm gonna eat it later when the 'wedding food' comes out."

Tenya marched toward the archway which was a door-frame that had been ripped from a building by some Nomu and left in the street. Eijiro thought it was perfect so he brought it back and decorated with toilet paper and Christmas lights.

Kota waltzed up and snapped a picture of it before it was tainted by the happy couple.

"ATTENTION, GUESTS! The ceremony is about to begin. Please, everyone take your seats!" announced Tenya.

"What is this? The Dumbo ride at Disneyworld?" Katsuki scoffed.

"Well, there are a lot of dumbos here," I joked.

He laughed so hard, he choked on his Fun Pop punch.

"Don't hurt yourself," I remarked.

"Then don't make jokes."

"I wasn't," I deadpanned.

"Hey, you copied me."

I just suppressed my laugh.

We all sat down in the folding chairs and some laid across the beach towels. A piece of metal from the broken chair was jabbing me in the back.

The groom came out and stood at the alter beside Tenya who would officiate the ceremony. Deku was the ring bearer; Ochako was the flower girl; and Mineta was the poet.

Suddenly, Mina appeared and gracefully waltzed over to sit down. She was wearing Mitsuki's wedding dress and looked more glamorous than Inko the bride.

"Wow, it'd be a shame if she got it ruined," Katsuki randomly commented.

Oh, no.

When it was time for Inko to walk down the aisle, Katsuki stomped over to the trash cans and banged out 'The Imperial March'. Inko was dressed in ruffled, cream taffeta trimmed with dyed feathers from the Walmart sewing section. She had on white Crocs with beads and lace hot-glued on the top. Her skirt was so poofy, it rubbed against the guests in the aisle. It looked like Ron Weasley's dress robes from Harry Potter.

Inko approached her groom All Might—aka some random hobo—and wiped a tear away. All Might was having trouble making eye contact—either from guilt or her caked on perfume.

Deku blubbered, "Mom! This is the happiest day of my life!"

"Me too, baby!" she grinned.

"You're marrying my number one hero!"

Suddenly, the area went dead-silent.

Katsuki dropped his drumsticks on the ground and slithered over to sit beside me. He whispered, "Here it comes, babe. Watch the drama unfold." He then pulled a bag of popcorn out of his vest and quickly popped it using his Quirk. We both shared, which probably seemed really rude.

"What do you mean, honey?" Inko laughed. "You mean he's your new hero now that All Might's gone?"

"Uhh—uh—UHH—" Deku then darted for the house while Kota began to videotape the event.

"Deku ruining his own mom's wedding. This is gold," Kota snickered.

All Might then took Inko by both hands and said, "I can't marry you without confessing the truth about me."

"Whatever it is doesn't matter to me. I love you," she cooed.

"Maybe it's better if I just show you." He quickly poofed into his muscular form and swept her off her feet. But before she could respond, he had lost it again.

"I don't understand. . ." she stammered.

"YOU MARRIED ALL MIGHT IN THE GUTTER!" shouted Katsuki.

"A-All Might!?" Inko looked stunned.

"Well, Inko—my name's really Toshinori Yagi," the groom explained. "All Might is somebody I was—but no longer am capable of being. I'd like to leave that past behind me because you are my future and I wanna be your hero."

The audience awed, except for my boyfriend.

"I think he just wrote his vows," Katsuki scoffed.

Inko started bawling again and threw her arms around All Might's hobo form. She said, "I fell in love with you for who you are on the inside. I don't care what you look like on the outside. But it makes me happy to know that you told me the truth and this will make my son's dream come true because he already saw you as a father. I love you!"

"I can't tell if this is sweet or disturbing," I heard Katsuki mutter. I only giggled and hugged his arm.

We then heard blubbering come from the second story. Tears were showering the audience. Deku had watched the whole thing from Katsuki's bedroom window. "I—I LOVE YOU, GUYS! WE'RE GONNA BE A BIG HAPPY FAMILY THAT I HAD ALWAYS DREAMED OF!"

"DREAM SOMEWHERE ELSE, NERD-BOMBER, AND GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" Katsuki roared as he shot up from his seat. I tugged his shirt to try to draw attention to that fact that the wedding was still happening. Kota, of course, was still videotaping the whole thing. "Oh, yeah, go on." He sat back down.

Deku flopped out the window and raced to the front aisle as soon as All Might and Inko kissed. He gave them both a bearhug and beamed.

Eijiro gestured to Katsuki to follow him, and they both climbed to the roof of the house. I was confused for a second but then remembered the frozen Cornish hens. . .oh, no.

"BOMBS AWAY!!!" Katsuki screeched to the audience as he punted frozen birds in our direction.

Eijiro was blaring 'Geronimo' by Sheppard from his smartphone as frozen chickens rained from the heavens.

Mineta started rhyming, "MAWAGE is wot bwings us togeder tooday. MAWAGE, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam. . . And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva. . . So tweasure your wuv."

"STOP IT, GET SOME HELP!" Tenya shouted. "YOU ARE MOCKING THEIR LOVE!!"

"I'm not mocking, I really talk like this. So, technically, you're mocking me."

"You are right! Apologizies for my careless misperception and insensitivity to your speech disorder!" Tenya bowed repeatedly.

"He quoted that from a movie. . ." I heard Jirou whisper to Momo.

Katsuki shouted from the roof, "AW, SHOVE IT! MOVE ON THE TO THE RECEPTION ALREADY! THE SOONER THIS IS OVER—THE SOONER Y'ALL CAN LEAVE."

So, that's how the wedding went. But I guess it was still a better love story than Twilight.

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Someone make this a Hallmark movie pls