*returns after forevs*

I died, but I LIVED-

ANYWAY ENJOY XD

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So, we packed up, put on some new clothes, and left Katsuki's house to return to ground zero and to search for our friends.

"Y'know, we're heading to the battlefield where All Might died based on the evidence of Twinkle Toes over here."

"Excusez-moi! I am not a liar! Do you think I would have touched that disgusting thing if I didn't think it was serious~!?"

Tenya said, "What if the guys just ran away from Yuga?"

I remind him, "What about the syringe?"

"Okay, you got a point. Never mind."

The closer we got to the battlefield, the more devastating it looked. We literally had to climb over the concrete and debris of buildings that had been destroyed. The ground was charred and scorched and the smell was awful—which included anything from spilled gasoline to rotten food. Hobos were everywhere, roasting rats.

"So, this is where No Might died," Katsuki broke the silence.

We all used our shirts to cover our noses and mouths.

"Guys, what if All Might's still here?" Deku asked.

"Then we won't be," Katsuki responded.

"Do you mean. . .death?" Yuga gulped.

"Death, fleeing for our lives—either way I'm good."

Oh dear, I thought. He's losing his mind again.

Suddenly, we saw shadows in the distance, darting into a building at first sight of us.

"Who could it be?" I asked.

"They're back," Katsuki quoted.

"Please, no."

As we continued to approach them, a freakshow jumped me, trying to stick me with a syringe. I screamed bloody murder and saw that it was none other than Toga. She laughed manically as she stabbed my arm.

Katsuki rushed her but she had already fled. I held onto my arm, screaming, "THE PAINNN!!"

Katsuki gently caressed me as he examined my wrist. "It's gonna be okay, babe. I got you. But I'm afraid that she got your blood—so, we'll just have to be on the lookout for a lookalike of you."

The pain wasn't really that bad, but I just acted dramatic. I retained a good show for Katsuki so he could look like he was doing something important.

"Just stay close to me." He took my hand and helped me up. "Why didn't any of you losers go after her!? Especially, you Tenya—aren't you fast?"

"I was giving cash to hobos!" Tenya excused himself.

"I dropped my hot pocket," answered Shouto.

"The villains must be around here somewhere," said Endeavor. "We need to be careful."

Katsuki scowled, "Naw, you think? Idiot!"

"Why am I the one who always get hurt!?" I whined

"Cuz you're the protagonist," said Deku before he slapped himself.

All of the sudden, we were ambushed. Blue flames were shooting into the sky, matched by red flames to counterbalance it. About fifty clones of Toga—courtesy of Twice—starting jumping out of the bushes with needles.

"AW, HECK, NAW! I DID NOT LEAVE THE SOUTHSIDE FOR THIS!" Endeavor dipped and left us to fend for ourselves.

So, Shouto yelled after him, "SURE, GREAT! ABANDON YOUR FAMILY AGAIN!"

"He never changed," said Dabi.

"Then why are we fighting each other, brother? Let's both go after him."

"Nah, maybe later. My villain shift isn't over yet." So, Dabi continued shooting blue flames at him.

Tomura swaggered over and kicked Katsuki down from behind. "Katsuki Bakugou," he rasped out. "Seems like you got an appointment with dustiny~ Now, get over here and let me touch your face. I promised I washed my hands."

"Get away from me, Thanos wannabe!"

"Come to the dark side where you belong! Resistance is futile."

"Put yo hands back where they came from or so help me!"

Tomura laughed darkly. "If you don't join me, then I know someone who will~" He glanced eerily in my direction.

I was too busy being chased by Toga #1 and Toga #2. I couldn't tell who was who! Either way, the needles were real enough. I didn't wanna get stabbed by any of them. I used my Quirk to create a crystal of protection. They slammed into it. Then I realized, Wait, I forgot it even existed. So, I sent out projectiles of crystals toward the enemies. The clones turned to mud as soon as I hit them with my crystal shards.

Katsuki screeched at Tomura, "LAY ONE OF YO NASTY FINGERS ON MY GIRL AND YOU WON'T HAVE ANY LEFT!"

Tomura only cackled. "Just you wait~!"

The others were busy fighting Dabi, Twice, and Magne.

"Oh, my gawsh!" Deku landed on the ground because he overworked himself again. "I broke mah arm!"

"Useless as usual," Katsuki managed to snark even in a life or death situation.

Just as I shot out another crystal, I felt someone knock me down. It was Toga and I think she was the real one. Why did this skank keep stalking me!?

"Hiii~! I know I stole some of your blood but I hope we can be friends sometime. It's nothing personal! You see, I always like the imitate the girlfriends of cute boys~ So, I'm gonna turn into you and get Katsuki to fall in love with me!"

"YOU CAN STEAL MY IDENTITY, BUT YOU CAN'T STEAL MY BOYFRIEND!" I screeched as I kicked her into the air, causing her to fly south for the winter and join Mirio in space. However, a portal appeared behind her and she went through it. Oh, great.

Deku flailed around like blowup noodle in front of an auto retailer. And who knows where the heck Yuga went.

I couldn't tell where the others were. The villains had separated us as we were fighting. I started to panic because I couldn't find my boyfriend. What if something happened to him!? It was a mistake to listen to disco boy and even come out here. Suddenly, someone grabbed my wrist and I looked over to see Katsuki.

"Katsuki!!" I wailed. "Are you okay!?"

"Yes, I am Katsuki and I am okay."

"FILTHY LIAR!!!" I shouted as I crystaled him in the face. It turned to mud and ran into the gutter.

Just as I suspected—it was one of Twice's clones. He seriously needed to work on his acting. But I guess I didn't have to worry about them since they acted like B-List Hallmark movie actors.

Meanwhile, Katsuki was on the other side of the street, still battling Tomura—when my lookalike waltzed up to him like Queen Elsa.

"Oh, Katsuki!!!!" the lookalike called out. "I think I got hurt!! My leg hurts so bad~! Can you carry me?" She asked, while still walking perfectly.

"Uh, a little busy at the moment," said Katsuki as his face was being shoved into the pavement by Tomura.

"You stop that!!" she demanded, approaching Tomura.

Tomura immediately stopped fighting and said, "I'll leave you two alone." Struggling not to laugh. He then left.

Katsuki raised an eyebrow. "Uhh. . .what—"

The lookalike jumped into his arms and said, "Oh, Katsuki! Kiss me like you did on our first date!!" She puckered up and screwed her eyes shut.

"Have you gone mad, woman!?" Katsuki contemplated all of his actions for a minute. Was he being mocked? Was this even his girlfriend? Or had she gone lulu like he did the other day? He figured maybe for a few more minutes, he should play along just in case. "Wait, did you fall asleep in a dryer or something?"

"Oh, silly! Of course, not! Just kiss me~"

"I'm surprised you would even want me to do that right now. I mean, we are in the middle of a battle right now—and you know I don't like doing that kind of thing in public."

"Don't you love me!?" she sobbed invisible tears.

Katsuki began to snarl because if this wasn't his girlfriend—where was she? And if it was her—why was she acting this way? He decided to finally call her bluff and say, "You know, I've never actually told you that I do. So, what's the obsession?"

Realizing that he was becoming more and more suspicious, Toga desperately reached out and planted a big kiss on his lips. Which at that moment, he knew it wasn't his girlfriend, so he blasted her into the next region. Her façade started to melt away and he had to turn his eyes to keep from looking at her any longer. He then gagged for the next hour.

"THAT SCUZ-FACE!!" he shouted to the sky.

However, he had to find out where his girlfriend really was.

I hid behind a building for a few seconds to rest my Quirk and regain composure. I rubbed my hands because they were starting to hurt from having to overuse my crystals. For all I knew, thousands of Katsuki clones could be roaming the area. Where could he be?

At that moment, a large shadow loomed over me. I looked up to see. . .Darth Vader (aka All For One).

"Don't worry, this will all be over in a minute."

I screamed like Ariana Grande's whistle note and all went black.

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Much ansgt