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This version of Ishwari is difficult to deal with so if she pops out of the screen & starts dancing in your house don't blame me
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Ishwari was standing on the edge of the terrace with a bottle in her hand & was yelling at the top of her voice...

Suicide Suicide Gaon Walon Suicide

Bijoy: Ishu come down

Khatri: Aye! English Medium chup ho ke baith bilkul ... Ishwari tu neeche aa

Ishwari: Neeche kaise aaun?

Khatri: Kud jaa chatt se

Bijoy: Are mar jaayegi wo

Khatri: Mar jaaye ... Pura fandom mujhe dua dega

Bijoy: Ishu ... Ishu ... wahi ruko mai aa raha hu

Ishwari: CHUP CHUSE HUYE ORANGE KE BEEJ ... ye kya Ishu Ishu laga rakha hai

Bijoy: Pehle to mera Ishu bolna tumhe bura nahi lagta tha

Ishwari: Arey Ullu ... wo to isiliye sehti thi taaki tujhe use karke mai apni jaan Khatri ke paaas wapas aa jaun... Are o khatri sun na

Khatri: Bewdi aurat 😂

Ishwari: Aurat nahi MAA ... Mai hu kaun Mai hu kaun?

Bijoy: Don?

Ishwari: Nahi re ! Mai hu Mai hu Mai hu Maa... Arey Khatri mai kehti hu gaa re

Khatri: Kya re?

Ishwari (sings): Jaanu Mere Jaan ... Mai tere qurbaan ... Mai teri tu mera jaane saara hindustaan

Khatri: Saara Hindustan? Haa sab to jaante hai sivay Mamta ma'am ke tabhi to meri re-entry ke baad bhi humara koi scene nahi ho raha

Bijoy: Ishu ...tumne mujhe use kia?

Ishwari: Haa re buddhe...

Bijoy (sings): dil aisa kisi ne mera toda barbadi ki taraf aisa moda ... Mujh bhale maanus ko amanus bana ke choda

Khatri: Eh Tape recorder ... chup

Ishwari: Mai neeche kaise aaun?

Khatri: Kood jaa

Ishwari jumps & falls flat on her face

Bijoy: Ye kya kia? Are you mad?

Khatri: Mar gayi kya?

No response came from Ishwari's side. There was dead silence ... the only noise was coming from the wind passing by

Khatri starts dancing.

Bijoy: Mar gayi ?

Ishwari: Mai bahut dheeth itne jaldi nahi marne wali

Khatri: Sun ... isko utha kar bed pe sula dete hai

Both Khatri & Bijoy lifted Ishwari & somehow managed to put her on her bed. Ishwari slept peacefully.

Khatri: Kyu laya tu isse yahan

Bijoy: Ye mujhe yahan layi thi

Khatri: Badi mushkil se peecha chudaya tha fir gale pad gayi

Bijoy: Lucky ho tum ki ye tumse pyaar karti hai ...

Khatri: Khak lucky hu ... iski issi bewdepan ki wajah se humara divorce hua tha...

FLASHBACK: On a windy night when the clouds seemed as if they would burst anytime a truck stopped in front of Dixit Mansion... The truck had broken down ... A girl ... sorry sorry a maa ... of about 20 years came out of the house & offered help to the driver. The girl was Ishwari & the man was Khatri... She offered help, he took it ... Since that day Ishwari & Khatri fell in love but Ishwari's father was against this alliance so the two eloped. Everything was fine in the beginning. Ishwari used to feed halwa to her husband who ate it with a lot of love but Ishwari's halwa mania increased day by day ... she tried new varieties of halwa ... mint halwa,mushroom halwa , karela halwa & Khatri became her guinea pig. Tired of all this Khatri didn't used to return home for several nights & Ishwari had only whisky, scotch & beer left to her ... In her hangover one day she used to become Dharmendra of Sholay & the other day she became Rajesh Khanna of Jay Jay Shiv Shankar ... Her madness led to their divorce

Bijoy: Ye to puri pagal hai ... mujhe bhi alag alag type ke halwe khilana chahti thi ... 😱😱😱

Hearing the word Halwa Ishwari woke up. Her hair covered her face. She picked up a candle ... & walked towards the two of them. She held Bijoy by his collar & asked, "Halwa khayega?"

Bijoy: Ha Ha khaunga ... mujhe mat marna

Ishwari took out a big black kadhai & started preparing karela-corn halwa with special chilli flavor. Khatri & Bijoy had to engulf the whole.

Khatri: Sun chuse huye beej ...

Bijoy: Naam tameez se lo mera

Khatri: Meri gun bolegi Ab

Bijoy:Aap to bhadak gaye

Khatri: Ye aafat tu leke aaya hai ... Ab isse tu hi bhagayega warna mai tujhe jaane nahi dunga ...

Tera to hoke rahega

Bijoy: SHORBANASH

Khatri: Mai kar ke rahunga

Bijoy: SHORBANASH

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Hope everyone laughed with me & not at me!

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