im so sorry

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Tsukishima admits, that living with his lover, [Y/N], and his best friend, Yamaguchi, was a bit of a nightmare since they moved to America, and here's why:

Both of them are filthy meme lords.

Why filthy? Well, there are a couple of things the blonde would like to explain why he called them that, but we would all be here for hours.

The apartment was noisy with the two around; it was a good thing the walls were sound-proof.

And, sadly, Tsuki's other roommate aside from the two was Kuroo, so it was even more noisier than usual since then.

"I ain't even lyin'-" "-'cause he just got-" "-dunkED ON!"

Tsuki's eyebrow twitched in annoyance. God forbid he has a knife.

He literally had to hide all the knives to avoid massacring all of them in that room.

The blond let go of his pen and stood up. He knew that [Y/N] called himself a trashcan, heck, he called himself the dumpster.

He honestly wondered why he dated the [h/c]-haired boy, or even how he met him.

All he knew was that he was disturbing his work.

He trekked all the way to Kuroo and Yamaguchi's room, where Toby Fox's Megalovania was blasting very loudly.

Tsukki's brow twitched again.

That's it.

He was going to kill them.

He opened the door [more like kicked it open] and everything stopped just at that moment, except for the faint Megalovania in the background.

Apparently, his lover was slightly twerking on Kuroo, while Kuroo was smirking that smirk that can scare children.

Yamaguchi wore his Gucci sunglasses and was eating a few french fries, only in a shirt and french-fry pattern boxers.

Quite an embarrassing sight. (Kenma escaped from the room and into the kitchen since he didn't want to be with these weirdos.)

[Y/N] had stopped twerking on the black-haired man and sat on his lap, an "oh no I've done it now" look on his face.

"Ahaha...Hiii Tsukki...~" Yamaguchi said nervously as the blonde glared at Kuroo, who was still smirking like a little shit.

Tsukki took his lover's arm and gripped it tightly, then pulled [Y/N] towards himself roughly, causing the other to lose his balance.

"I'll be back." was all Tsukishima said before storming out of Kuroo and Yamaguchi's room, stomping to his and [Y/N]'s room.

"And no, I am not  going to use lube today, you filthy meme lord."

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no lemon bc my brain is ded

but you can use your imagination to what happened to both of them ;)