humanstuck au

—

Eridan sighed, ruffling his already messy hair.

He was staring out of the window of the car, some sort of longing in his eyes. Dualscar had noticed this way too long ago, around one year.

—a year ago

Eridan nuzzled his boyfriend's cheek as the other giggled.

"Stop it, babe!" the [h/c]-haired male exclaimed, grinning and trying to escape from his boyfriend's grasp, to no avail.

The two were cuddling on the Amporas' living room couch, which, you gotta admit, was comfy and luxurious. They were cuddling after school and homework. Luckily what Mr. Vantas gave was fairly simple.

"Eridan!" A voice from the kitchen yelled out. "Come and help me with the dishes!"

"I'll help!" [Y/N] yelled back, getting away from Eridan and going to the kitchen.

The said male grumbled under his breath at the lack of warmth and huffed, turning on the TV and going onto Netflix, then finally watching Jessica Jones, because why not.

[Y/N] took off his latex gloves and threw them into the trash can.

"Have you tvwo done it yet?" Cronus asked suddenly, causing the [s/c]-skinned boy to turn around to face the Ampora quickly, blushing darkly.

"N-no! W-why would y-you ask that?" [Y/N] stuttered out.

"Vwell, for one thing, there has been a lack of noise in our house evwer since I vwovwed to Kanny that I would have sex vwith only him," Cronus snickered. "I vwouldn't mind if me and Kanny heard some creaking coming from my bro's room after vwe did our thing."

"I-I'm still a virgin, s-so no, Cronus," The heavily blushing male said, walking out of the kitchen.

—

"I-I'm still a virgin, s-so no, Cronus."

Eridan's ears perked up at this, him growling slightly.

"[Y/N], follow me," Eridan said, standing up, closing the TV and walking up the stairs to his room.

The [e/c]-eyed male shook mildly, knowing what Eridan could do if he was mad.

Will it be painful sex? Would I be trapped in his room? Would I have to watch Boku no Pico again?

[Y/N], who had calmed down slightly, but still was shaking, finally walked up the stairs and follow his boyfriend.

—

Eridan locked the door and groaned as his beloved sucked on his dick, obeying what Eridan had told him to do.

The said Ampora ran his hand through [Y/N]'s soft, [h/c] hair.

[Y/N], on the other hand, was lightly fingering himself, [e/c] eyes half-lidded, his [f/c] jeans and [f/c] boxers discarded in another side of Eridan's room.

"Shit—" Eridan swore before groaning and releasing his seed into his lover's mouth, who swallowed it all and removed himself from the 13 inch thing that was owned by his lover.

"I won't go easy on you, [Y/N]," Eridan growled, pushing [Y/N] onto his quite large bed, then entering him roughly, oblivious to the excruciating pain the other felt.

[Y/N] yelled out loudly, tears streaming out of his [e/c] orbs. "Erida— Ah!"

Eridan had put [Y/N]'s thighs on his shoulders for better access to his beautiful, beautiful ass. He was pretty determined to mark him as his, so much so that he didn't notice the pain he inflicted upon his lover.

Eventually, after at least a few minutes of thrusting, screaming, moans, and panting, Eridan came deep inside of his lover as [M/N] came on both their stomachs, sobbing slightly at the pain he still felt.

Eridan, who just recovered from his orgasm, sat on his bed, helping his beloved, who covered his member and over-filled hole with his long-sleeved shirt, sit up as well. He was still sobbing.

Eridan had just noticed this, and started comforting him, giving him some of the chocolate he had in his room, peppering his face with kisses, and cuddling him, finishing the episode of Jessica Jones he left unfinished with his lover.

—a year later

Eridan stared blankly at his bedroom wall, the blinds drawn, the door locked, TV on some random movie he couldn't bother knowing the name of, and clothes scattered across the floor, some of them not his.

He started sleeping with women again after [Y/N] broke up with him. He remembered so clearly, sp clearly that his heart always ached at just the mention of the memory.

—

"E-Eridan, I'm sorry," [Y/N] sobbing, drenched in rain, standing at the Ampora residence's door. "E-Ever since m-my dad found out w-we had sex, and noticing I c-couldn't walk. . . He decided to make me b-break up with you."

Eridan's eyes widened at this. His boyfriend of one and a half years was breaking up with him. Also, knowing [Y/N]'s over-protective father, he would have given Dualscar an earful, and chose a new lover for [Y/N]. "Who is it? Who is the person he's replacing me with?"

"T-Tridon Omegan," [Y/N] stuttered, eyes downcast. "He and Tridon's dad had thought this out a-and. . . they planned a wedding. It's going to be next week."

"Wait, for the both you?!" Eridan exclaimed, causing the other to jump in surprise.

"Y-yeah. . .," the [e/c]-eyed boy replied, playing with the gold ring with a [gem] on it, diamonds littered around it.

Silence was between the two of them. Suddenly, [M/N] burst into tears, crying onto Eridan's chest.

"I-I'm sorry I couldn't do anything to stop it, Eridan! I-I tried so hard! I'm such a failure!" [Y/N] sobbed.

Eridan wrapped his arms around the other. "Shhhh, it's okay now. . .I'll be there on your wedding, so you don't need to be nervous, alright? I only want what's best for you. I'm sorry for forcing you to have sex for me. . ."

After a few moments, the [h/c]-haired male wiped his eyes dry. "I-I'll tell my dad to send you guys an invitation. . .A-anyways, I have to go home now. I-I'm sorry."

Then he ran back to a black car, and out of Eridan's life.

—

The wedding was hard to watch. Luckily, Eridan wasn't asked to say a speech for [Y/N].

As he fixed his purple bow tie, he looked at his surroundings; Every flower was black and [f/c], the bridesmaids were dressed up beautifully as well, and the pianist, who was John, got ready to play the music.

Tridon, who had pitch black hair and a handsome smile on, looked at the two, big, mahogany doors as they opened, with his dark grey eyes, revealing [Y/N], who was accompanied by his father.

Eridan's heart started to ache, painfully, as the music played, black and [f/c] flower petals thrown everywhere by the flower girl, who was [Y/N]'s best friend, [BFF/N], and Tridon's dad, who was in the front row of seats with the Ampora family, grinned.

"'ey, arentcha tha boy [Y/N]'s fatha told me 'bout?" the said man, who was buff, had an accent that Dualscar would surely fall for, and had a concerned look on his face. "[Y/N]'s older brotha, Seraia, wouldn't stop worryin' 'bout 'cha. He kept askin' if ya accepted tha invitation, and if tha' you were fine with it. Y'know, tha wedding and all tha'."

Dualscar, who was right beside Eridan, did try to hide his boner, whilst also remaining silent.

Suddenly, Eridan was snapped out of his thoughts as [Y/N] and Tridon were both gathered by the altar.

"Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda," Tridon's older brother, Nyxion, who was the supposed priest for the wedding, said. "If there are any fuckers who would like to object this majestic couple, please stand up like the fake Slim Shady you are."

Eridan had this urge to stand up, but didn't; he knew it was too late.

"None? Alrighty then," Nyxion continued. "Now, both of you; kiss."

Tridon took [Y/N]'s chin onto his fingers, causing the male to be forced to look at him.

Eridan felt like he was being tortured.

Their lips slowly moved towards each other.

Eridan felt like he was being stabbed.

And finally, they kissed.

Eridan felt like he was dead.

—

Another whore was in his bed, it creaking and girly moans heard throughout the empty room.

It had been two years after [Y/N] and Tridon's wedding, and Cronus and Kankri had moved in with them to help take care of the children [Y/N] had bore by himself, nine months after the honeymoon and announcing he was pregnant.

Eridan's heart ached at the memory, but his hips were still thrusting themselves in and out of the girl he was currently fucking.

It was too late.

He knew all too well.

—

"[Son's/N]! [Daughter's/N]! It's time to visit uncle Eridan!" [Y/N] called out to his children, who were just running out the door, also greeted by Cronus and Kankri.

"Coming!" The two 5-year olds shouted.

Tridon smiled. "Then get in, kiddos! You uncle has very short patience!"

"Yes dad!"

—

The black car drove up by the drive-way owned by the two remaining Amporas in the house.

"Uncle Eri!!" The two children squealed as the got out of the car, and into their uncle's waiting arms. He laughed with them joyfully.

"Hey there! You guys've grown!" Eridan ruffled their hair. "C'mon, me and Granddadscar made hot chocolate and Auntie Py-Py made the dragon cake for you guys!"

The two children cheered, smiling, laughing and grinning, as their parents followed, chuckling and giggling too.

—

"Even after all this time, I still loved him," Eridan said to his adopted daughter, who was 20-years old, and had a girlfriend.

She only nodded.

"And y'know what? I bitterly regret it."

—

tHIS IS THE LONGEST ASS CHAPTER IVE WRITTEN IN THIS BOOK

BOY

I TRIED SO HARD TO MAKE THIS SAD

DONT FUCKING JUDGE ME

I HAVE PROBLEMS OKAY