Me:Hello! Pie!

Pie: Hello!

Me: Can I eat you?!😍

Pie: No....

Me: Whyyyyyyyyyyyy....?

Pie: Because... Because.... I HATE IT WHEN YOU EAT ME ALL THE TIME BRO!! ITS JUST!!!... It's just!!!... I don't know.

Me: YAY!!

Pie: I put vegetables in your piiiiiiiiiieee.....

Me: EWWW but you my pie so I can eat you! YAY!!!

Pie: AHHH!

Me: *Chomp!*

Pie: YOU JUST ATE MAH NUTS!!!! AHHHH

Me: oooohhh yummy but EWWW but yummmyyyyyy........!!!!!

Pie: NOOOOO!!!

Me: Nom! *CHOMP*

Pie: AHHH YOU ATE MAH EYE!!! WHAT THE FUDGE BRO!!!

Me: Nom Nom Nom......

Pie: AHH-

Me: *Ate the whole pie and finished...*

Me: Well! Time to make another one!