Sasha Braus seemed to be just a normal student like everyone of her classmates. And yes, most of the time she was just a normal student, but if someone started to talk about Jean Kirschtein, who was a pretty handsome upper classmen, everything about her would change.

That was because Sasha was obsessed with the idea that Jean could be an Alien. No one knew how she got this idea and even to her friends it seemed weird as fuck.

She wanted nothing more than to prove her theory and because of this reason she started to observe Jean at every possible opportunity.

So it came that she was walking to school with her best friend Historia Reiss, as she suddenly was asked, " Sasha, Ymir told me that you have joined the Drama Club. When did you start to like Drama? I always thought you hate stuff like this." "I still hate that stuff," Sasha responded simply.

"And why have you joined then?" wondered Mina with one raised eyebrow. "Because Jean is in the Drama Club and I need to observe him. Joining the Club was the most easy and effective opportunity to do this. Historia snorted suspicously and stared at her best friend. " You are kidding me, right? I mean it's not like you're having acrush on Jean or something. Though... wait do you want to tell me you have a crush on Jean? Since when? Come on you have to tell me everything!" babbled Historia hecticly. "No, of course I'm not having a crush an Jean. Never would I!Also I'm still dating Connie. I still want to prove that he is an Alien and I swear one time he'll make a mistake," Sasha explained with some anger in her voice and threw her hair back.

"Damn it Sasha, he isn't a fucking alien! They don't exist, accept it! When will you give up on this theory? Did you even see something special while observing him?" asked Historia while she was shaking her head.

Meanwhile the two girls entered the school and went over to their lockers as Claire raised her voice again, "Nothing special. Last week I saw how he recived flowers from his grandma, those white, bushy ones and on Tuesday I accidentally interrupted him while he was having a talk with his chemistry teacher. Ah, and I discovered that he probably is dating Marco, I think you know him, he's the captain of the basketball team, I saw the two of them making out the other day." Historia was spechless. She couldn't believe that Sasha could be that crazy. Shaking her head again she waved goodbye to her best friend, who turned around with a deep sigh.

As the day ended with no luck at Sasha's plans like all the other days as the Drama Club members were about to leave the school after clubtime, she noticed that Jean didn't follow the others outside and instead stalked to the stairs. She started to follow him and tried to walk slowly, so he wouldn't see her. On the second floor, he began to walk faster and threw looks over his back sometimes.

On the third floor he suddenly stopped and turned around."Why do you follow me the whole time? Don't you have anything better to do or am I that attractive?" he hissed at Sasha, his face drawn in anger. "Wait, you noticed me?" she asked him uneasy. "Of couse. The only thing that would be more unsual would be a spidercow," Jean said still angry.

Abruptly he turned around again and started to climb the stais, which led to the rooftop of the school. For a moment Sasha was frozen in her action. She was a little bit shocked, it hadn't be planned to be noticed.

After a few seconds she started to chase after him and shouted, "Hey, what are doing on the rooftop?Students are not allowed to hang out there!" she didn't really care about the rules, she just wanted him to stop. "Trying to commit suicide," he yelled ironically and hurried upstairs, but didn't miss the chance to poked his tongue out at her.

They reached the rooftop, which was, by the way, an amazing sight in the late afternoon sun.

He was still running so Sasha did the only thing she could think about. She screamed as loud as she could, "Stop running, you damn alien!"

Afterwards she could say, that this wasn't the best idea but at this moment it wasn't important.

Of course he didn't stop, he just ran faster and yelled, "What kind of bullshit are you talking about," back to her and dissappeared around a corner.

As Sasha followed him, she suddenly stood infront of Jean and Marco.

"Hey, Jean," Marco asked amused," Since when take you a third person to a date with your boyfriend?"

Sasha could feel how her face started to get red. It was embarrasing like hell and she couldn't say a word. Disapointed and annoyed she started to leave the rooftop quickly and tried to ignore Jeans gloating laughter.

Her time would come, she knew it for sure and the he would be the embarrased one.

AN: Hey, I'm not  native speaker and even though this text was corrigated for a few times, there could still be mistakes and I would be glad if you report them to me if you find some. Also I'd love to have any kind of critique!

The whole thing ended up shorter then I wanted it, but I had to write it, because since I started watching the  melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya I had the weird Headcanon about Sasha observing Jean for some reaon.