Fell's Pov:

I jump in surprise as Error had turned around before I could even introduce myself. Even though he already kinda knows me, it felt right to try and communicate before he does something stupid.

"H- wHut?" his voice glitched, he dropped the basket he was holding.

I immediately raise both of my hand out of my pockets to show that I meant no harm. he looked slightly confused, and terrified. Yet, at that second he seemed already prepared to fight. He tensed up and got into a fighting position. I smile and let one of my arms fall and the other reach out to him.

"H-hey, don't you know how to greet y-your new pal?" I say as clearly as possible through my fear.

Error's Pov:

Welp, at least my prayers were answered, not in a way I would have expected thought. I tense up and ready my strings. Fell had been the one that was watching me, creepy stalker. At least he didn't have Classic with him.

"H-hey, don't you know how to greet y-your new pal?" 

I freeze.

What in the multiverse gave Fell that idea? Why? When did he suddenly want to be friends? This must be some sorta trap, I can't think of any other reason why he would say that. Fell looks kinda terrified, it was kinda funny how the taller skeleton by and inch was scared of little old me. I allow myself to calm down only a little, but I keep my strings ready. Just because Fell wants to shake hands or something doesn't mean I'll put my guard down. I take a deep breath and clear my throat before talking.

"Do you need something?" I grumble, Fell looked shocked for a second before shaking his head.

"Uhh.. y-your voice?" Fell questions, I raise an non-existent eyebrow as an answer ....Then I realize my mistake. 'welp, Fell caught me off Guard....I'm going to need to be more careful next time.'

"sO wHat, mY VOiCe? have I scaring you? Cuz if I have been then my role as the sCaRy bAd GuY has been a success." I pause before continuing "Just because my voice is all glichty one day doesn't mean it's always a glitched up and a mess." I let out a snort.

Fell flinches at my answer. Putting his hand down for a minute but quickly putting it back up so I could shake it. I roll my eyes before leaning down to pick up my basket full of yarn and other random stuff. I pause and look at him for a second. Is he still waiting for me to shake my hand?

I frown. "For the last time, do you need something from me? Or are you going to call InK or something?" I say again, getting annoyed. He just stands there. Isn't his arm getting tired?

"I'm NOT going to call Ink." Fell states, suddenly sounding serius.

"Ok then..." i mumble, this Fell guy was getting kinda weird. He seems more scared than angry at me because of my job. What the heck did he want? An explanation? Cuz, he's not getting one any time soon.

"I just want to know what your doing here," fell pauses before straightening his back. "A-are you going to destroy this AU or something?" I look at him.

Crap. I need an excuse or something... "uhHhhh... how about you tell me why your in the wrong AU?......... hmm?" I smile. Yes! Hahaha! I feel very accomplished.

Fell looks taken back. "O-oh, uhhhhhh... Because I was talking to Classic...?" I couldn't help but glare at him.

I also couldn't help but feel mad at him. HE has a friend to talk to. I always wanted someone to talk to, but the only people I have were Blue and Outer. And I have to be careful with Outer because it turns out that he was a spy for the star sanses... He doesn't know I know, but sometimes I feel like shoving Outer off the edge of that cliff.

And about Blue, I let him out of the Anti-void like a year ago, and I tried to visit, but it's clear that his bro hates me with all his non-existante guts. But before I let Blue out of the Anti-void he gave me a phone and showed me how to use it. And I didnt even have to ask! So he always calls me when Ink is planning something or Blue needs some new ingredients for tacos. It's nice because we can still have our conversations without Blue's brother interrupting. But I'd never have the time to actually stay on the phone because Ink usually creates an AU before our conversations can reach more than five minutes.

Speaking of Blue, I was planning to call him later after I was done shopping, but then this idiot decided that he wanted to shake hands. And know I have to somehow end the conversation without having him stalking me for the rest of the day! Urrgg! I hate socializing! I think as I give fell on of my death glares.

'frick life' I think as I make my disision.

"K, bye." I say as I open a glighty portal under my feet as I fall through.

"h-Hey Wait!" I hear Fell yell, but it was too late to even bother responding, I was already gone.

I don't know why I decided to leave, I just had to get out of their. Our conversation was just getting awkward, and I wanted to call Blue. As I land in a random AU, I look up to see a beautiful dark sky full of stars. This is why Outer is my favorite AU.. I think as I take a seat at the edge of the cliff, with my legs dangling off the edge. I set my basket full of yarn and other materials next to me, as I pull out my knitting needles and put on my glasses. I quickly adjust my glasses before taking a ball of yarn and start knitting. I'll call blue later...

Fell's Pov:

I couldn't do anything to stop Error from leaving. I just stood there and managed to get a few words out before he fell through his glitchy portal, and I had SO many questions, like: why are you not destroying AUs? What are you doing? Why is your voice not glitchy? What about you wanting to destroy the multiverse? Why are you suddenly set on a shopping spree? These questions flew through my mind as I look around trying to figure out what I was supposed to do now. Uhhh.... Yea, that's right, Im supposed to talk to Classic! With the flick of my wrist I take the shortcut back to the Underground.

Classic's Pov:

I sigh as I walk away from the ruins. Fell had been gone for about 2 hours, and the human had already fallen to the Underground. I left the human for my bro to play with, because he had plans on showing the human how to make pasta last time I heard. My bro is the best... I think as I kick up some of the snow that got into my slippers.

There's a small flash of light in the corner of my eye, I turn quickly and ready my attacks, only for my blasters to fade when I see Fell, with the most confused look on his face. He looked so deep in thought, it was in a way I had never have seen before.

"Hey Fell, you ok?" I say as I walk up to him, only taking a moment to pause before continuing. "What happened, did Error hurt you?" Fell looks up to me and mumbles something I couldn't hear, so I walk closer.

"H-he, Error-"

"I knew It! He hurt you didn't he?" I say out loud as look around to make sure we were safe.

All of a sudden Fell straitens up and grabs my arm. "No, He did not hurt me." Fell says, glaring at me.

"....ok, then what happened?" I grumble, thinking of all the possible things Error could have been plotting, or what he was doing.

"Uhh, well... Is kinda hard to explain what he was doing....." Fell mumbles.

"What do you mean?" I say. "Is he going to destroy my universe, or not?"

"oh! Yea he left. He wasn't planning on destroying your AU anytime soon ether-"

"then what in the name of all the Asgores in the multiverse was he doing?"

Fell suddenly grins. "Are you sure you want to know?"

"YES" I growl.

"Ok then..." Fell's smile grows wider.

"Spill the beans!" I say as I start shaking him.

Fell lets out a chuckle before responding. "Well, Before I get into what Error was doing, I'm just going to state that it turns out Error has a life of his own too." Fell chuckles some more.

"What do you mean? 'Error has a life-" then it hit me. How could we have been so freaking stupid, Of course Error has a life! He IS a sans after all! Then questions start flooding my skull. What does Fell mean exactly? What was Error doing? Error was not going to destroy my AU? Why? Fell looks at me with cheeky grin, I look back him. What DOES Error do on his free time? That was the one question that stuck out.

"...I know, crazy right...?" Fell says, looking down. It was hard to think that the person we have to fight and hurt every day had a life of his own. Error should have a brother to look after, maybe Fell caught Error while Error was meeting up with his bro or something.

"......you still want to know what Error was doing?" Fell asked in a hushed voice, I nod.

"Ok then... well, i'm going to put it this way then: the destroyer of AUs we all know and and fear, maybe even hate.... WASONASHOPPINGSPREE" Fell rushed the words out as if not wanting to believe them himself.

"W-what? Umm, If I must remind you I can't speak blaber." I say letting out a chuckle. Fell chuckles too and then lets out a sigh.

"Welp, as I said: Error, was out shopping in the sewing and knitting section-"

"whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!" I interrupt him, "Not the weapons and murder section? Not even the foods section?!"

Fell only sighs, "yea....."

It was so hard to imagine the murder of thousands sitting down in the Anti-void after a bloody war with the star sanses, and knighting a scarf.

"Sooo, how do you feel?" fell says, walking over to a random bench to sit down. I follow after, sitting next to him.

"I'm questioning all my latest life choices, that's for sure." I grumble.

Fell nods his head in response. "Same, same."