(A/N:

Lol, sorry for the long wait.

enjoy!!)

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Ink's pov:

Skull came to me with the recording at least and hour ago, but he was mainly in a panic and confused. I couldn't blame him though, the recording didn't exactly make much sense. After he had made sure that I had listened to it at least five times, he left to go check on Error, only to come back later telling me that Error had somehow escaped. I wasn't really happy about it, but it was bound to happen soon anyways.

Anyways, I then decided to call up a meeting and for the first time in months, and almost all the original Sanses; Papyruses and other monsters in the multiverse had come for the meeting. usually, we would only be able to get fifteen to twenty monsters interested in the meetings, but with all the stuff going on with Error in the multiverse newspaper we had gotten over 100. Me and Dream had to move all of them to the biggest room in the castle because they all couldn't fit in our small tiny baby meeting room without fifty percent of those monsters standing on the table, poking in through the windows, or standing on top of another monster.

I clear my throat loudly, gaining everyone's attention, and without hesitation, I pull out the recorder and hold the microphone next to it, pressing the button to start the recording.

*click*

. . .

"[frick...]"

"Language, Error."

"Where am I?!"

*shuffling*

"Ok Error, I need you to answer some questions. You are only aloud to answer 'yes' or 'no' Capeesh?"

"How did I get here?"

*clicking*

"I said, 'yes' or 'no' answers. Am I wrong?"

. . .

"Fine."

"Good."

*more shuffling*

"You were reported to be wondering around the original Undertale before capture. Were you planning to destroy the AU at all?"

"No."

"Were you planing anything at all?"

"No."

"Were you looking for something?"

"No."

"What were you doing?"

". . . No."

*thump*

"Never mind about the 'yes' or 'no' thing [darn it]! Tell me!!"

. . .

"I was bored. . . so I made a portal to a random AU. It was just a coincidence that I ended up in Undertale."

*clicking*

"And how do I know you not lying?"

"Nevermind. . ."

"What?"

"I said, Never. Mind."

". . .What?"

"No matter what I say, you will just always believe that I'm somehow lying. I mean, do you want me to lie and say that I was just about to end the multiverse by easily destroying that the AU? I could have done that years ago."

"So your telling me, that you could have easily ended the multiverse years ago, but for some reason, you didn't do it?!"

"Oh yea, I'm totally lying somehow. How about you use your detective skills for something more useful than questioning a Fate bounded villain?"

"Fate . . . bound?"

"Oh, I seem to have forgotten all of the things Ink doesn't like telling you, or does he just like to ignore?"

*Thump*

"WHAT?"

"Let me tell you something, Skull. I wont be spilling any beans, not until Ink spills them first."

. . .

*click*

I pull the microphone away from the tape recorder and frown at the confused looks that were given to me.

Classic stands up. "Ink, its ok if your not telling us something-"

"WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?" Fell yells.

I take a hesitant step back. "Calm down, calm down. . . Error's probably just-"

"What? Lieing? Yea I don't think so." Razz, Fellswap sans, growled.

"Yea Ink, spill the beans. Like Error said." Outer says with a glare.

"INK-" Farmer, Farmtale sans, teleported in front of Ink.

"OK, MAYBE i'VE BEEN HIDING SOMETHING-!" I yell.

"NO! INK! WE'VE FOUND BLUE!"

"W-what? Where is he?" I ask in shock.

"Farmtale! My au! We are being attacked!" He yelled.

"How bad?" I ask.

". . . Its Nightmare." he says grimly.

"Dream!" I yell. If it was Nightmare causing the attack, I was going to need help. Five against one weren't good odds.

"On it." he says as he summons his bow and arrows. I nod and grab my paintbrush and paint a portal on the ground.

"Heh, Were do you think your going?"

I turn around to see Classic, Fell, Outer, Farmer, Razz, and Stretch giving us both glares. "Um . . . to go save Farmtale and get Blue." I say.

"We're coming with you." Fell growls.

"It is my au after all." Farmer adds.

I smile. "Thank you so mu-"

"That doesn't mean your slate is cleaned, we still have questions." Outer gives me a glare.

I nod. "I understand. Thank you for helping." I say blankly before jumping through the portal, Dream, Classic, Fell, Outer, Farmer, Razz, and Stretch appear next to me. I look around to see that we had landed in the middle of the ruined field, all the crops were torn out and stomped on.

". . . what happened?" Classic asked.

"Why, hello Ink."

I turn around to see that at the other side of the field stood Nightmare's gang. Dust teleported next to nightmare, dragging Blue along- who was tied to a chair. "Got em' like you wanted boss." he said with a smile.

The grip on my paintbrush tightens as I move into a fighting position. "Give him back!" I yell.

"Aww, calm down, we didn't come here to fight."

"I'm not getting the same vibe here, buddy." Farmer growls.

Killer pulls out his knife, and probably would have attacked if Nightmare didn't send a tentacle to stop him. He shrugs. "You cant blame us, you were the ones that were late."

"For what?" I ask angrily.

"Why, for the X-stange of course." Cross says with a wink.

Nightmare gives him a glare and then turns to Ink. "Give us Error, and we'll give you Blue."

"We don't have him. He escaped." Fell says.

"Hmm. . . yea right. You're probably have him locked up as we speak. I'll give you one last chance." Nightmare aims his sharpened tentacles at Blue. Dust tenses and Horror gives us an insane smile. "Give. us. Error--"

*pop*

"Hey Nights' did I miss anythinnnnnnnnnnnnng-. . . um. . ."

Error's pov:

I stood awkwardly in the center of a trashed field, right in between Nigthmare's gang and a angry looking Ink with some other Sanses with him. When I see Blue tied to a chair, I turn to Nightmare, folding my arms in disappointment. "What going on?" I ask.

"Well, we were in the middle of saving your [butt], but nevermind I guess." He says with a glare. He didn't seem too happy with me, probably because I ruined the exact moment they were about to start a fight.

"Yea, ok." I say sarcastically as I walk over to Blue and start to untie him. I could feel the confused looks from Ink's side of the field staring me down as I did so, but I ignored it.

"Are you ok? Blue whispers to me as the ropes come undone.

"yes, I'm fine, now go to your brother." I whisper back. Blue nods and stands up, giving me a short smile before turning and running to Ink's side.

I look over to Nightmare. "So did you decide to safe me because you were too scared to get your selves captured due to the fact that I wouldn't be there to safe your [butts] or did you just decide to safe me because you owe me a thousand?" I say.

I smile when I hear Classic and Fell chuckling from the other side.

Nightmare dodges my words as if they would kill him with one hit. "Well I'm sorry we tried to save you. . . but um. . . we. . ." he got hit. ". . .Ok, maybe you've saved our [butts] more time than we can count and I have nothing against that, but com'on, at leased give me a thank you or something for trying."

"B-brother?" I hear Dream say.

"[GOSH DARNIT] DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU [RAD]HOLE!!"

I face palm. "Ok Nights you can fight your brother- I mean mortal enemy later, lets go."

He shrugs and then opens one of his portals. Cross, killer, Horror and Dust hesitate, glaring at Ink and Dream before stepping through. Nightmare gives me a blank look before leaving as well and closing his portal behind him. I sigh, and was about to open my own portal but Ink stops me.

"Error!" He yells, grabbing my attention. He takes a few steps towards me, but stops at the center of the field.

"What?" I ask in annoyance.

"We need to talk."

"Not now." I say, not really in the mood for a fight.

"Meet me at these coordinates." Ink says as he walks over and hands me a slip of paper.

Fell's Pov:

Error take the paper and looks at it."But this is in the middle of the ocean-" he says as he looks at Ink with an annoyed glare.

Ink smiles "What? Cant you swim?"

"Ok, ok, fine. I'll meet you."

"thanks."

"Shut up, what time?"

"Gimme an hour."

"Wow, really? Cuz it sounds a lot like your going to try to kidnap me again."

"No, I just wanna talk."

"About what?"

"Just do it."

"Why?"

"Do it."

But. . ."

"just. . . DO IT"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh. . . . Fine."

Wow, is this what they do when they are not fighting? I chuckle as I watch Error angrily exit through one of his portals.

Dream gives Ink a confused look. "Why did you do that?" he asked.

Ink smiles and folds his arms. "I'm gonna spill the beans."