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Incorrect quotes da sequel

Ally: Where are you going?

Grian: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

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*Bdubs and Grian are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Bdubs: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Grian, deadpan: Well that's encouraging

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Funneh: Gold and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Gold: Sentences

Funneh: don't interrupt me

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Funneh: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Lightbulb: You're a hazard to society

Baxter: and a coward. DO TWENTY!

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Pico: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just in case

Purpled: Pico, that's a coma

Pico: Sounds festive

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Luca: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword

Leo: That's why I carry two swords

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Madelyn: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than f*ck

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Kel: You f*ckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon

Marcy, not looking up from her book: Spear

Kel: BLOCKED!

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056, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghost! I still can't find a boo

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Grian: Tell Luca about the birds and the bees

Leo: They're disappearing at an alarming rate

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Pico: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Frye: Stop romanizing the past

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Animdude: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Leo: Oh, I'm always running

Leo: The question is from what

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Baxter: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back

Funneh: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself

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Purpled: Yo, is 056 sleeping or dead?

Marcy: Hopefully dead, I hated her guts

Vinnie: Yeah so did I

056: Ok first of all, f*ck you-

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Purpled, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Marcy, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Vinnie, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

056, trembling: what are we playing?

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Baxter, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Lightbulb: How?

Baxter: How what?

Lightbulb: How could they be worse?

Baxter: They couldn't, I lied

Lightbulb: ...

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Animdude: Okay, help me out please!

Gold: Got two words for you

Animdude: I bet they won't be helpful

Gold: Your problem

Animdude: I was right

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Shorter chapter this time because I'm bored

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