"LET ME TEACH THAT FROZEN DICK A LESSON HE'LL NEVER FORGET!" Levy screamed.

"Oof Levy, calm down!" I pulled her closer to me to stop her.

Do you know what she was going to do?

She was about to stomp her way to Gray and literally put ants in his boxers.

And when I say Levy doesn't lie about her revenges, I mean it.

"How could he do this to you?! He doesn't deserve you Lucy! He doesn't deserve your kindness! And why the fucking hell are you defending him?! Are you out of your mind?!" Levy spat.

"Levy," I shaked my head. "Let him be."

"He broke your heart, Lucy, and it's wrong to leave a lady stranded in the park at night." She said.

"He probably has his reasons. I saw his eyes Lev. They were filled with...emotions. Emotions like sadness, betrayal-

"Betrayal? Pfft." Levy scoffed.

"I can't describe it to you Levy. I'll talk to him and settle things between us." I said.

"What about Natsu?" We started walking back to the cafeteria.

"What about him?" I asked her without making an eye contact.

"If he finds out that you talked to him, he would kill Gray." She replied.

"He wouldn't." I said.

"Lucy don't take it too lightly. You know how he reacted and what he did last night. He was furious. Besides, I haven't seen Gray since morning." I was about to open the door but I stopped and looked at her.

"You mean he isn't here?" I asked her.

"I haven't seen him in any of my classes." She said.

"Neither did I." Erza said from behind me. I jumped lightly, putting my hand on my chest.

"You scared me Erza." I panted.

"Sorry Lucy. I did not intend to scare you. What were you two talking about, by the way?" She inquired.

Levy sweatdropped, "Oh, nothing. Nothing." She moved her hands furiously in front of her face.

"We were just talking about why Gray isn't here." I piped in.

"He should not be skipping his classes! I warned him already! You girls go back to your classes, I'll bring him here." She spun on her heels and hurried to the parking lot.

"Erza wait!" Levy shouted.

"It's too late to stop her, Levy. Let's get back to our classes." I dragged her in the building.

The school was over. The last bell rung. We- I mean Natsu and I- packed our bags and walked to the detention department.

Don't ask me why they have it. They just do.

Apparently the detention department was a small place in the corner of the building which consisted of five rooms and an office. The main entrance had a board that said 'Detention Department' and if you enter it, you could see the five rooms arranged in a row on the right side and the office besides the last room. We barged into the office and gave our slips to Mira. She widened her eyes and looked at us.

"Freed again?" She asked.

"Don't even bother asking." I said.

"He really needs to get laid by someone or really needs to be drunk enough to not appear the next day. No drink works on him. We're tired of trying." Natsu said, defeat evident in his voice.

"You mean you got him that drunk on a school night?!" Mira and I gasped simultaneously.

He shuddered, "Worst mistake ever. We had to clean the bathrooms and Home Economics classes after school was over, along with detention for a month."

Mira face-palmed, "As expected of him."

"I swear he and Cana are not affected by light booze." He said.

"Okay, take this you guys." Mira handed us our slips with her signature printed on it.

"See ya later!" Natsu and I said.

"Enjoy your detention!" She smirked evilly. We shuddered and made our way to room 2. When Natsu opened the door for us- being the gentleman he is- we saw something we never thought we'd see.

Erza was sulking on her chair, mumbling incoherently.

"What are you doing here Erza?" I asked, scared that she'll jump on me and pull my hair any second.

"I never thought I'd receive detention after 7th grade!" Erza groaned.

"Who gave you detention?" Natsu asked.

Uh oh. She looks pissed.

That's it. We'll be dead today. R.I.P us. We'll be missed.

"Who else? Gildarts did!" She yelled.

"Gildarts?" We asked at the same time.

"He never gives detention!" Natsu exclaimed.

"By the way, why-

"He said that I was late and he saw my knuckles bruised. He somehow figured out that I beat someone." Erza screamed.

"Uh, who was the vic-

"It was Gray!" Erza whined.

Would you stop cutting me off?!

"I'm so proud of you Erza! You-

"Sit there quietly if you value your life." Erza glared at Natsu. In a wink of an eye, I saw him on his seat, sulking and smiling consecutively.

Finally!

I sat on my seat and took out my homework.

I was about to ask who'd the teacher be when the door slammed open and a petite figure almost fell down but was held by a bulky figure.

Yes, you guessed right! It was Levy and Gajeel!

Levy and Gajeel?

Levy?!

"How are you here Levy?!" Erza, Natsu and I gasped at the same time.

"Long story short, this doofus-" she stood on her tiptoes and whacked Gajeel's head with her 'The Chronicles of Narnia' book, "- was annoying me in Physics and I stood up and yelled at him, resulting in both of us getting detention slip and ending up here." She huffed.

Ouch, that'd hurt.

It was like Natsu thought the same because our hands shot up to our heads when Levy hit Gajeel.

Before Levy could ask Erza how she ended up here- don't ask me how I know it, I just do. You don't see the Student Council President in detention everyday- the door was kicked open by Cana who looked pissed.

Poor door. What's with everyone banging and kicking it open?

"Drinking again, Cana?" Erza smirked.

"I fell asleep in Justine's class. Fuck him and his voice. My neck still hurts." She groaned and rubbed her neck.

That snap was pretty loud. I heard it from the other side of the room.

"Quick question: why isn't a teacher here?" Gajeel slammed his bag on the table.

On the cue, as if she heard it, Mira walked in.

"I'll be the one sitting here because- whoa. Friendship goals. The whole gang's here."

"Definitely friendship goals." We all mumbled.

"Anyways, Freed was supposed to be here but I asked Master to tell him to run an errand that I had to so congratulations! I'm letting you guys out of here." Mira said sweetly, her smile turning into a glare when we hollered and we instantly stopped.

"But that doesn't mean you get to tell anyone about this. Understood?"

"Yes Ma'am." We all replied, shivering under her glare.

"Good. Now go." She shooed us out of the class and we zapped past her.

As soon as I opened my apartment door, Natsu ran inside and opened the fridge in hopes of finding something to eat.

"Spaghetti is in the freezer. Heat it." I told him, sighing when my ass hit the recliner.

I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. I thought about how I should contact Gray without Natsu finding out. If I call him here and tell Natsu that I'm going out to run an errand, he'll follow me.

I need to get rid of Natsu's ass first.

But how should I do that?

Suddenly, I felt hot breath in my ear and I shuddered.

"What're you thinking about, Luce?" Natsu whispered.

"Uh- um-

It was like God heard me because the next second Natsu's phone started to ring and he stood straight. I sighed in relief.

"Yeah, 'sup...Yeah...Well, duh!" He exclaimed. Meanwhile I fiddled with my fingers, thinking of a plan at the same time.

"Fuck!" Natsu yelled.

This 'fuck' brought me back to Earth.

"I'm coming right now." He put his phone in his pocket and turned to me.

"I gotta go Luce. I'll see you tomorrow!" He said and then-

He jumped from the window.

Time to put my plan into action!

Thank you God!!