I am going to my brothers ROTC thing at Fiesta and I was told to make posters for him and his friend Brevin

I sketched it out in pencil first so I had a feel of what it'd look like and then I took a pen to trace it, cause I thought I was gonna color it with bright happy colors and this dumb ass bitch asks me "YoU'rE nOt GoNnA cOlOr ThAt In WiTh PeN, RiGhT?" and I tell her no in the least annoyed voice I could muster because she's a fucking dumb ass so I went to outline and color

I was about to make a really cool fade affect on all of the letters when my grandma stopped me and said "NO I SAID I WANTED IT ALL BLACK" when she cLeArLy did not. She handed me a FUCKING DRY ERASE MARKER to color it in
At this point I'm just like "this hoe"

And so I have to color over it and think that I might as well make it fade to blue with a NOT DRY ERASE MARKER

So I did that with two of the letters and then for the other two (since he has a four letter name) I did purple to blue

For Brevins I was tired and the Sharpies fumes where making me feel very sick because I have asthma and I finally finish

Since the orange was very light I outlined it in red

She makes sure its see able and gets on my ass about it

She then goes on to test it herself as if I'm a lying bitch and then tells my grandpa "I TrIeD To MaKe It As DaRk As PoSsIbLe" as of SHE did all of the work

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