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Dear Ex: you broke my heart, so tomorrow I'm going to break your door down and douse you with gasoline. Won't even light it on fire. It'll just be one gross smelly mess that will be hard to get off. Yep.
Dear self: I'm sorry you had to be me

Dear Mom: I don't like you much

Dear Dad: I hope you're having a much better time without me..

Dear crush: don't think you're nothing, but don't think you're all that either.

Dear school: I wish you would take the time to know me just like you take the time to make my life a living hell.

Dear Brother: fuck you

Dear past me: WHY?

Dear first love: I hope you can be happier without me.

Dear future me: Wait there's a future me?

Dear best friend: I don't know why you stayed here but thanks!

Dear future child: please don't ask for better food or else I won't feed you ever again

Dear person I love: I'm sorry I did that thing the other day.. Then the next... Then yesterday.... Then just now

Dear person I hate: FOR THE LOVE OF JEBUS CRISP SHUT THE FUCK UP

Dear Ex best friend: why did you try stealing my #1 friend?

Dear people who hate me: *Nicky Minaj laugh (I think it was her?)* I don't give a fuck