(Not like I expect someone to get the reference but okay—)

19. My first love.
A. NaNi? I have never been in love so this is invalid.
Unless you are talking about fiction then well—

20. Your celebrity crush.
A. AiGhT. (As if people don't know already, smh)
Benedict Cumberbatch
Tom Hiddleston
Soumitra Chatterjee (young, I repeat, I said YOUNG)
Abir Chatterjee.
(Two Feludas, two Hamlets, all four fantastic actors)
(Aight, three detectives, one God of Mischief)
(JuSt tAke mY aWfUl aTtEmPt aT jOkInG)
(Yu: Bibitty Bobitty and Green Robes)
(Sassy shoelace ain't so bad—)

21. Write about love.
A. Today is the day, I go, "NaNi?"

Love, I have come to bargain.
Love: You have come to die.
Me: I hAvE cOmE tO sPaM
Love: Uno reverse card
(No, I am not in the mood for the essay on Love)

22. Write about today.
A. The day barely began, lmao—

23. A letter to someone, anyone.
A. If I wanna, I will write to them. Why should I write it here?

24. Write about a lesson you have learnt.
A. Okay, so *takes a chair and sits in Captain America style*
*Inhales*
WE MUST ALWAYS DRINK WATER
YOU HAVEN'T DRUNK WATER?
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD GET SICK?
OR DIE OF DEHYDRATION?

25. Something inspired on the 11th image on your phone.
A. Dafang—

Oh Gawd—
Okay, in my defense I was trying to trace a fencing Loki—

And I came across this—
He looks handsome, ngl.
I might just make something poetry some other time.

26. Your school.
A. It is the best of places, it is the worst of places.

27. Someone who inspires me.
A. My mom.

28. Write about loving someone.
A. Why are you so into love? There are other human emotions for the love of God—

29. My goals for the future.
A. To not procrastinate worse than Hamlet.

30. Write about what do you feel when you write.
A. A release of pent of emotions.