I'm gonna do a questionnaire I found on Tumblr for DL

Because I find this funny

Why did because correct to caviar—

You know what, let's also do this in an AU where they're not all vampires out for my blood. Yeah. Human AU.

Which Diaboy would you bring home to your parents?
1a.) None because they'd all try to kill me
1b.) I dunno maybe Shu box because he's always sleeping like me and I think that'd be nice???

What would you do to survive in the Sakamaki's family mansion?
2a.) I steal Subaru's knife and kill them all. Easy peasy.
2b.) If they're all human I'll just threaten them with the knife

Which Diaboy would you want to meet in real life?
3a.) None because they're all out to kill me
3b.) Uh maybe Azusa so I can give him a hug??

Unpopular opinion about the series?
4.) Season 2 is decent. Or at least better than season 1.

Something you want to see in the series in the future?
5.) No licking. Thank god season 2 doesn't have any licking

Favorite DL game so far?
6.) Never played any of the games lol currently working on my hiragana to get the original Japanese game for a PS Portable that I'll also buy at the same time.

Would you stay with the Sakamaki, Mukami, or Tsukinami family?
7a.) Dunno who the Tsukinami family is so haha maybe Mukami because they seem at least somewhat decent???
7b.) Uhhhh still Mukami

Nicknames for the boys?
8.) Subaru is either Toyota or Saeran the Vampire
Azusa is Depressed lil' Bean
Reiji is Kyoya the pigeon
Ayato is Red-head asshat
Shu is Shu box
Ruki is Skunk

Favorite thing about the fandom?
9.) Uh I don't explore the fandom haha

Least favorite thing about the fandom?
10.) Uh, when I did explore the fandom I saw a lot of posts talking about how they should stop bullying since someone died, I think. Probably that.

Got any merchandise from DL?
11.) Nope

Opinion on the new character, Kino?
12.) Dunno who he is

One thing you would change for the entire series?
13.) The Sakamaki's stop abusing poor Yui

Favorite OST from the anime?
14.) Uh I dunno the openings for both series cause they're catchy af.

Favorite song from the DL soundtrack?
15.) Like I said: I haven't played the games

Are you a sadist or a masochist?
16.) Why tf is this a question?

How do contribute to the fandom?
17.) I scream about how bad the anime is

Opinion on Karlheinz?
18.) Uhh you mean the Sakamaki's dad?
He's an asshat that didn't pay attention to the fact his wives were abusing his kids. Not to mention he married and had a kid with his cousin.
No wonder Subaru's so mad at the world.

Who do you think would make the best vampire king?
19.) Me because I'm sane
No I'm not a vampire but that doesn't matter-

How did you get into the series?
20.) Uh I've known about it for about a year and just never actually did anything? And then I watched the anime recently and now want to play the game to see if it's that bad.

Who would you like as a friend at school?
21a.) None of them they're all bloodthirsty vampires after my blood and I prefer my blood in my body, thank you!
21b.) Uh I dunno maybe Subaru?

Who would you not date at all?
22a.) All of them I prefer my blood in my body.
22b.) Ayato

Any words of wisdom for the boys?
23.) Stop freaking abusing Yui Sakamaki's she did nothing at all.

One hobby you share with any of the boys?
24.) I share Shu box's hobby of listening to music and sleeping

If you met Yui, what would you do?
25.) I would teach her how to kick the boys where it hurts.

Who is your favorite character?
26.) Probably Azusa, the poor depressed bean.

Any duet combinations you want to see one day?
27.) No idea what that means.

Most surprising fact you've heard about DL?
28.) The fact the fandom is so big.

Who would you go on a coffee date with?
29a.) None because they're all bloodthirsty vampires after my blood; how many times do I have to tell you that?
29b.) Oof uh I dunno maybe uhhh Azusa?? I guess?

How would entertain your favorite Diaboy for a day?
30.) I sit in the corner with Subaru's knife and threaten them if they come near me. Entertainment

Why did I decide to do this-