Rape-y vampires and a girl with no personality

A kid can't be a hero because he doesn't have the right toes

Kids try to kill an octopus

Everybody dies in Class 3

A girl has a crush on her cousin until he kills her dad. Then she tries to recruit people for some reason that even she doesn't know.

Zombies and boobs

A broke god and a half-dead girl try to make the god famous. The only problem is nobody believes in him.

The adventures of a cat

A girl tries to escape a basement with a serial killer. The only reason they're together is because she wants him to kill her and he wishes to escape.