O_o I have 99 followers, when did this happen?! I'm just one away from a hundred, but I thought I was at 43 or something like that. wow, just wow. Thank you all so much!

So on Wednesdays I have a homeschooling co-op that goes from 8:30 to 2:30 so I don't know if I'll be able to. Post a chapter tomorrow since I might not have it written. I will also be gone this weekend so I can't promise when I will update next

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Nemesis

Shockwave had gotten the weird energy crystal in position and ready for use. He comed Megatron as he left, "Lord Megatron, the crystal is in place we can now start up the engine."

"Very well Shockwave. Do so now."

Dimensional swap

Bee and Bumblebee had a plan. They split up to try and find their targets, the Bulkheads. When they found their targets they dragged the confused and slightly concerned bots into the common area.

Bee grinned and held up something that resembled a microphone and looked over to Bumblebee who was holding a bot sized camera. "Is it ready?"

"Yup!"

"Great! We start on three, one, two, three."

Bee cleared his throat, "Helo, and welcome to everyone's favorite show, conversation with a counterpart! Where we find two bots who are each others counterparts and have them answer a series of questions. Now, let's get started. You," he pointed at bulkhead, "are Bulkhead #1. And you," he pointed at the other, "are Bulkhead #2.

Now, first question, what do you like to do in your free time?"

Bulkhead answered first, "painting"

Bulk looked at him, interested, "you paint?"

"Yup, have you ever tried it?"

"No I'm normally hanging out with my human partner Miko, or lobbing with Jackie."

Bee groaned, "guys, over here?"

The Bulkheads kept talking.

"*sigh* come on, bumblebee, we'll go find someone else.

Bumblebee buzzed in disappointment.

Time skip, brought to you by old bucket head himself (please nobody kill me!)

Ratchet felt uneasy, like he was being watched. It was not the most pleasant feeling, and he promised that whoever was causing it was going to suffer.

"Bumblebee walked into the room, "hey, Ratchet, and Ratchet, I was wondering if you two could come into the common room for a little bit."

"And why would we need to do that? We're very busy, Bumblebee." Ratchet cut him off.

Doc Bot continued the thought, "We have to find a way to get you bots back into your dimension!"

"Alright, alright, plan B then, Hit It!"

Suddenly two wrenches came flying out of the corner of the room and hit our favorite medics in the helm.

Bee smiled as he walked out of the corner, "I've always wanted to do that!"

Time skip, brought to you by both Bumblebees, as their final good by to the world.

Doc Bot groaned as he onlined his optics, his helm hurt! His helm never hurt, unless is was a helm ach from a certain minibot. Oh, wait, he remembered now, the Bumblebees were to blame for this, he looked down to find himself tied to a chair. He growled. Someone was going to die.

He looked over as a groan came from his left, there was the other Ratchet tied up next to him. Oh, yes, someone. Is going. To die.

"So, Ratchets, what kind of things do you do in you're free time?" Ratchet looked at Bee, who was still holding the "microphone".

"Well, I believe I'm going to start hunting Bees!" Growled Doc Bot.

The Bumblees gulped.

"I'll help." Ratchet snarled.

Bee whimpered, "on second thought, it wasn't the best idea to interview them next. Oh Scrap! The ropes undone!RUN!!!"

The two bees ran out of there immediately, the wrench welding medics hot on there trail. They ran out of the base on on their way passed Smokescreen, "Bulk told me that rule number four of surviving ratchet was to not run! It makes it worse!"

Time skip brought to you by this puppy.

Because I fell in love with it.

"Should we even try with the optimus' interview?" Bumblebee bleeped as he rubbed the new dent in his helm

"Yah, we have to, we need to record this so you can show your friends in your dimension!"

"Okay"

The Bumblebee's walked into the comments room and sat down to watch the jet twins try to play Mario Kart.

"Ha! I be beating you, brother!"

"You are mistaken, brother, I have the higher number!"

"I thought you be wanting the greatest number!"

"No, brother, you want the number one the most."

Bee groaned, "this is painful to watch."

"Agreed, hey there's the optimus...es."

"Great! Let's go interview them!"

They ran up to the primes. "Hey Optimus, both of you, what do you do in you're free time?"

Prime looked confused, "um, why does he have a camera? And what are you holding?

"Just answer the question please."

The primes looked at each other, "do we even have free time, I mean we have patrols..."

"Paperwork," Optimus threw in.

"Reports"

"Battle tactics"

"And," they said in unison, "government officials."

Bee smiled nervously, "never mind, we don't need to know. Back away slowly" he whispered as they walked away.

Then guess what, another alarm went off, this one the loudest of all. "Is it desepticons? Or that guy again." Wheeljack sighed.

"Neither," Bee chirped, "you really need to work on telling alarms apart, this is the elite guard alarm, it rang up a storm when Sentinel got here!"

"Oh Primus, who many alarms do you have?!"

"Oh, we're somewhere around the fifty mark."

Wheeljack stared at him.

"Well what are you standing around for? Let's go!"

They all walked out of the base to see a gigantic Cybertronion ship, and Ultra Magnus coming out, with Arcee behind him.

Bumblebee smiled. "Great! Now we have more people to interview!"

Dimensional swap

Megatron scowled, "Shockwave, what's going on!"

"It appears that there were some unexpected problems with the shard we found and it's causing the ship to go haywire, my Lord."

"Well then, remove it!"

"A troop of vehicons are on their way now, Lord Megatron."

"Good, now then what do you suggest that we....."

Just then the space bridge on their ship sparked to life and shot a beam in front of the Nemesis. But this wasn't a normal space bridge, this one, was blue.

"We're getting pulled in!" Shouted a vehicon.

Megatron growled, "then so be it.

~end~

The chapter itself is exactly 1000 words long. Well I hope it was funny!

I am running out of ideas though, so if anyone has any, please let me know. Thanks!