Ryuga scowled as King cracked another dumb joke.

"Your jokes are fucking terrible." He observed as the blue haired man pouted.

"They are not!" He protested as Ryuga rolled his eyes "Why am I here again?"

"Ok here's the deal, Kenta suggested that we all spend time with you for getting to know us better, so we can... You know, be friends." He smiled.

Ryuga sighed but smiled "Fine with me."

***

"Hey King." Ryuga asked as King looked his way.

"Yeah?"

"Where're we going?" The duel head asked as King smirked "Nowhere, just strolling around."

Ryuga raised an eyebrow but didn't respond.

"Ryuga? King? What the hell are you doing here?" A certain greenette asked as she looked at the two.

"Kiara? What the hell are you doing here?" Ryuga asked as the two looked at King.

"KING?!"

The bluenette smiled and crossed his arms "I sent the note Kiara, I thought some bonding would be nice, since you and Ryu are very similar."

Kiara rolled her eyes.

"So basically what your saying is I'm like Kyoya?" She asked, annoyed and unamused as Ryuga snorted.

"Yup, so we three are going to the park." King's smile was so bright that even those two couldn't say no.

"... Fine." She sighed as they walked towards the park.

***

"So then Lilly and me beat their sorry asses." Kiara finished smirking as Ryuga laughed again "Seriously?!"

"Yeah, we didn't see those idiots for a whole week."

King rolled his eyes but let them be.

This was the reason why he called Kiara right?

"Hey King? You ok?" Ryuga asked as King snapped out of his thoughts "Oh? Yeah I'm good."

"... Ok I suppose." Ryuga said suspiciously as he looked back at the second greenette "Tell me more about you and Lilly."

"Well, Lilly's pretty cool, we were friends since kindergarten and maybe one of my only friends." Kiara explained "She's... I don't really know how to describe her and if she was here now she'd tease me about admiring her so much."

She scoffed at the end.

Ryuga rolled his eyes and nodded "I can relate."

"But over all, she's awesome and you come to love her at a point, and that's how you got attached to Kenta."

Ryuga chocked on air at that sentence and blushed heavely while glaring at the ten year old.

"I'm not attached to him! We're friends." He deathpanned, but something felt wrong, were they really friends?

"Of course you are." He could notice the twing of sarcasm in Kings voice.

He rolled his eyes.

"Shall we get going?" He asked as the greenette and bluenette nodded.

***

Ryuga was searching for him keys in his pocket while glaring at Kiara and King.

"Why are you here again?" He asked as King was about to say something but Kiara cut him off.

"Don't you wanna hang out with us?"

Ryuga sighed and smiled while shaking his head "I do, but not in my house."

He twisted the key around a bit before the door swung open.

He turned the lights out and guestured for the two to follow him to the kitchen.

Just then the kitchen lights flicked on a huge "SURPRISE!" Was heard.

He stared wide eyed at all the people around him and a huge birthday sign hanging down the counter.

He raised an eyebrow skeptically.

"Why...?"

"It's your birthday Ryu!" Yuu smiled before dragging him towards the cake.

"Um... What day is it?" He asked, yet again.

"It's the 12 of May!" King whooped as Ryuga sighed and nodded "... Must've forgotten."

"Who forgets their birthday? You sure you aren't getting old?" Kiara grinned from the other side of the room.

"Oh hush." Ryuga smiled as she shrugged and Tsubasa hugged her.

"Happy Birthday Ryuga." Kenta greeted as Ryuga nodded, still smiling.

"Thank you guys, but seriously, you didn't need to."

"But we wanted to!" Gingka protested, his yellow eyes shimmering with excitement.

"... There's no way out of this is there?" He asked, amused, but kept his face neutral.

"Nope!" Masemune chirped as Ryuga shook his head.

"Alright, if your that desperate." He stated as Kyoya scoffed "I'm not."

"Just cut the cake already!" Tsubasa protested as Ryuga held up the knife and grinned in a crazed manner.

"Get ready!"

***

Yeah the rest of the night was pretty crazy.

"Guys, I have this fake dummy!" Masemune held up the dummy.

"... Why?" Kyoya asked as Masemune smirked "We play doctor."

***

"Alright." Ryuga breathed as he sat on his knees, looking at the dummy without any arms or legs.

"So accessing the situation, are they breathing?" Madoka asked.

"No they are not breathing, and they have no arms or legs." Ryuga interjected.

"Thats not part of it." Madoka stated looking at him with confusion.

"Where are they?" He asked again "You know what? When we come across somebody, with no arms or legs, do we bother ressesitating them? I mean what kind of quality of life do we have there?"

"I would want to live with no legs." King said as Ryuga stared at him as if he was dumb.

"How about without arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now King, you don't do anything."

King glared at him.

"Alright! So let's get back to it, cause your losin' em'." Madoka interrupted as Ryuga stared pumping the chest at a fast rate.

"Ok too fast, everyone we need to pump it at a rate of hundred beats per minute."

"Ok... Thats hard to keep track off, how many is that per hour?" Ryuga asked as Kyoya answered.

"Sounds like an algorithm."

"I will divide then count to it." He asked as Kyoya nodded.

"Right." He stated.

"Ok well a good trick is to pump to the tune of 'Staying alive' by the B.Gs, do you know that song?" Madoka asked, slowly losing her patience.

"Yes, yes, I do, I love that song." Ryuga said as he cleared his throat.

"First I was afraid, I was pertrafied." He sang and pumped again.

"No it's 'Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, staying alive'."

"Oh! Ok I got it."

"Hey! Madoka you were the person in the parking lot earlier." Hikaru pointed out as Madoka sighed.

"Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive." Ryuga ignored him as he continued pumping the dummys fake chest.

Kenta tapped to the rithim.

"Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Stayin' alive, Stayin' alive." He joined in as Kiara facepalmed.

"Mmm, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk." Kenta sang as Ryuga tapped his thigh and Kyoya hummed.

"Music loud and women warm, Been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right, it's okay," He stood up at the same time as Ryuga as they clapped to the beat and Madoka just stood there, confused and annoyed.

"Lududu, lududu, rududu, RUDUDUDUDUDU!"

"Ok, Ok, Ok." She kept saying as they ignored her and continued singing.

"Namamamamanama, Stayin' alive, Stayin' alive." Ryuga and Kyoya sang as Madoka sweatdropped.

"Ok you didn't maintain a hundred base permanence and the ambulance didn't come because nobody called 911, so you lost em'" She stated, plainly.

"Ok, he's dead, anyone know what we do next? Anybody?" Kiara asked, pushing past Kyoya and Ryuga.

"Madoka?" She asked as Madoka sighed "I have no idea."

"We bury him!" Lilly suggested.

"Wrong, ERP! Check for an organ doner card, if he has one we only have minutes to harvest." Kiara pointed out.

"He has no wallet I checked." Masemune said as he crouched down to examine the dummy.

"He has an organ doner." Ryuga interjected.

"He is?!" She asked "Yeah." Ryuga answered.

"Give me some ice and a styrofoam bucket." She ordered, getting on one knee and pulling up her leggings to show a cover where a knife was kept.

She pulled it out as Tsubasa shrieked "Where the hell did you get that?!"

"Here we go." She said, darkly as the knife hovered over the dummy.

She slammed it in as the others 'ewd'.

"Kiara!" Lilly yelled as she cut it open with the others yelling 'OMG KIARA!' and 'WHAT THE HELL!'.

Gingka looked more than nauseous as Kiara grunted again while tearing it open.

"We search for the organ! Where's the heart?!" She asked, rummaging inside with her hand as Madoka gave up with an exasperated look.

"I'm not feeling well, I'm gonna sit down, honestly." Gingka stated as the others crowded and helped him sit.

The chair in the side moved as the others looked in that way.

Kiara had the dummys face off and put it on her own.

"EW!!! KIARA WHY?!!" Lilly yelled, "Oh my god!" Kyoya relched.

"Dead he is." She smirked as they looked at the dummys face which was connected with wires and metal.

***

"J-Just... Tell me why you had to cut the face off the dummy?" Masemune asked as Kiara thought for a second.

"I didn't think it was very realistic in the movie, and it turns out, it was pretty realistic." Kiara explained as Hikaru sighed.

"We had to pay for it. It cost us thirty-five hundred dollars." She stated as Ryuga scoffed.

"Five thousand three hundred dollars for a dummy?" He asked as Hikaru raised an eyebrow "Well.."

"So look, Masemune, this is why we have training. We start with the dummy and learn from our mistakes and now Kiara knows, not to cut the face off a real person."

Kiara nodded as Masemune facepalmed.

***

"Yeah today was a fun day." Ryuga waved as the others left.

"I look forward for the next time we meet." Kiara smirked as they fistbumped "Me too Kiddo."

Lilly bowed her head respectively "Ignore Kiaras antiques Sir, she can be an idiot when she wants to be."

Kiara whined as Ryuga shook the blondes hand.

"I guessed, goodnight to you Lilly, and I must say, Kiara says some pretty nice things about you."

Kiara flushed crimson as Lilly smiled cheekily.

"Thanks for nothing Ryuga!!" Kiara cursed.

He chucked as the two left.

"... Today was fun wasn't it?" Kenta asked, as he was the last to leave.

"Yup, except for Kiara cutting open the face." Ryuga smiled as Kenta smiled back and took something out of his pocket.

"I got this for you."

Ryuga looked at the watch made out of pure platinum.

"W-wow, Kenta, thank you." He took it and admirered it and his smile widened.

"It's your birthday." Kenta smiled and Ryuga didn't know why he did it but he stood on his toes and pecked Kenta's cheek.

"Well thank you." He turned around so the greenette couldn't see his blush.

"Goodnight Kenta."

With that the door close

This was the meme 'First Aid Fail - The Office US' It's hilarious isn't it? And I hoped that you laughed just as much as I did.

Comment and vote if you did.

Adios!