I would like to tell you guys a tragic tale that happened to me a long time ago...

Once upon a time I loved emojis. (I still do) My favorite emoji was a red devilish face. I would spam people with them. We were partners in crime.

Then came the apple update. They changed so many things, including emojis. My emojis.

LOOK WHAT THRY DID TO MY POOR POOR FAVORITE EMOJI!!! 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 LIKE WHAT IS THAT?! ITS SOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY!!

Well, obviously I couldn't have this ^ monstrosity as my favorite emoji. I had to pick something else....

And that's when the rainbow barfing unicorn was born.

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