"You did what?!" Cana asked in shock.

Everyone in the class looked at us. "Cana, calm down..."

"No! You just, kidnapped a person!"

"Well...technically Mira did all the work...we just watched," Lucy said while biting into her sandwich.

"No Lucy, you guys are just as guilty!"

Tch....another one of Cana's lectures...

I then looked to my side to see the teacher walk in. "Alright guys, it's time for another day of learning."

I walked over to my desk and sat down. The T.v turned on.

'Who's the one that's always there when you're in love? Mira Mira! Who's the one you need to help with love? Mira Mira. That's right! She's the love guru and she her to help you~ YEAH! Mira Mira Love!'

"Ohayōgozaimasu! Welcome to another episode of Mira Mira love~! I'm you're reporter Mirajane and I'm here to give you your daily news on Love~!"

She looked at us with a great smile and said, "Today's love report is on...our delinquent and the nerd!"

I swallowed heavily in fear. Let's see how she twisted this...

"Yesterday, Levy was walking down the hall with her best friend, Lucy Heartfilia." Then pictures of us were shown in the screen. "While they were walking, they meet Gajeel Redfox." His picture was then shown too.

"When they meet him, Levy was trying to forgive the love struck boy, because of what happened at the previous confession; however, he did not react well! It turns out, Gajeel is now in love with Levy!"

Lucy began to choke on her sandwich, Cana spilled her nail polish on the desk, and I bagned my head against the desk. Why Mira...?

"Lucy was trying to protect Levy from Gajeel's evil clutches, when he pushed her down! *gasps* How tragic! Then Levy tried to defend her friend, but however, is way tooooo short to do anything~!"

"TOO SHORT?!" I yelled without thinking. The whole classed looked at me. My face flushed pink, and I quickly sat down.

"So, Levy pounced him. Gajeel couldn't attack the woman he loved, but sadly...he did...with his horrible shit smelling breath." She then played the tape, which caused the whole class, even the teacher, to laugh. I knew that the whole school was probably laughing too...which means...he's probably coming for me.

"Well, that's it for Mira Mira Love Guru News report. This is Mirajane, signing off."

Once the T.V turned off, everyone in the class looked over at me and began to laugh.

The door to the room was slammed open; when I saw who it was, I nearly crapped my pants. I hid under the desk and prayed that he didn't see me.

Suddenly, my desk was lifted. As I looked up, I saw Gajeel holding he desk over his head. "Um...hi?"

I then crawled under the others desks, getting away from him. "Hey! Where are you going?!"

I ran out the classroom not knowing where to go. I then crashed into someone. As I looked up, I saw Fire. I looked back to see Gajeel catching up and I looked to my right to see Mira coming out of the broadcasting room. I'm trapped!

Fire then helped me up, and as he did that, Gajeel finally caught up. "Hand her over!" Gajeel yelled.

Fire then hugged me and said, "No! How dare you attack my girlfriend, and now her best friend, you're supposed lover!"

Huh? Did he just call Lucy his girlfriend?

Mira then began to squeal and she cut in between everything. "Hi, I'm Mira from Mira Mira Love! I would like to get your love story-"

"MIRA!" Gajeel and I yelled.

Gajeel then began to shout at Mira, and fire quickly whispered into my ear, "You better run, and don't worry. I'll take care of my Lucy."

I quickly nodded and hid inside Mira's office all day.

***

Afterschool

"It's clearly not safe for you anymore..." said Mira as she was typing up the newspaper.

"You think?" I responded sarcastically.

Mira then stopped typing and looked at me. "Hmm..."

"What?" I asked.

"Have you ever seen those shows were, the main character goes missing and they come back as someone else?"

"Yeah..."

"I've got a plan, that'll keep you safe and let you get your revenge at the same time."

***

Mira drove me home, and I entered my house, searching for my mom. "Ma!"

"I'm in the kitchen!"

I ran to the kitchen and asked, "Ma...Lucy invited me to live with her in her house for a week."

"A week?"

"Yeah...cuz we have this big project that's worth half our grade, and it'll be hard meeting each other, and when we do, we only have like 2 hours..."

"I don't know..."

"Come on Ma! We've been friends since we were ! You gotta trust the heartfilia's."

"I do...and I know they'll protect you...well in fact, but-"

"It's just a week."

She began to think, and she finally agreed. "Thanks Ma."

I went in and packed everything quickly. I then ran outside and yelled: "thanks Ma!"

I quickly entered Mira's car and she drove off to her house.

***

As I looked at myself in the mirror, I couldn't believe how much I looked like Juvia...except for the bust part.

Mira then laughed and passed me an extremely padded bra. "I made it myself, for you." I placed it on and looked into the mirror again.

I looked at the extentions, and the fake breasts, and I looked just like her. I turned to Mira and asked, "Do you think I'll get caught?"

"Nope, you're a perfect match."

"But...I've never been absent and--"

"I can pull some strings."

I then hugged her and whispered, "Thanks..."

She hugged back and whispered, "No problem." She released the hug and looked at me seriously, "But you have to get everything done!"

I nodded and replied, "I'll get it done...by the end of this week...it'll be done."