Lucy and I looked at each other in fear: We included a demon into our lives!

I stood up and quickly stated, "Um...I need to use the bathroom...so uh...Lucy can you come with me?"

"Huh? Yes...of course!"

Juvia then smiled and said, "Great, I'll come with you!"

Lucy and I stared at each other and we quickly answered, "No it's okay, we'll be right back."

We began to walk out the cafeteria, when Juvia showed up behind us. "Guys! I really have to use it too, so I'm coming with you guys~"

I then looked back and smiled weakly. "Yay..."

***

We were in the bathroom, and we're panicking. Then Juvia went into a stall, giving us a moment to escape.

I grabbed Lucy's hand and quickly walked out. As we were running out, I crashed into something, making me and Lucy fall.

"Hey! What's the--" I then looked up to see my target...Gajeel.

"Were you saying something nerd?" he asked smugly.

Lucy then squeaked in fear. As we sat there in fear, I quickly got up. I looked over to her and commanded, "Start recording!"

She took out her phone and nervously started to film me.

I looked over at Gajeel to see him raise an eyebrow. I looked at him fiercely, wondering how I could kiss a ten foot giant. I gAve my face a nice slap and I yelled,"My game face is on!"

"What the hell are you talking about?" Gajeel asked as he looked at me.

I then did the first thing that came to my mind...I jumped him.

I grabbed ahold of him like a sloth, I wrapped my legs around his waist, and my arms hugged his body. I then looked at him and puckered my lips.

"What the hell are you doing?!"

People around us, stopped to watch the two idiots in the middle of the hallway.

I then began to home on his lips. But then I stopped, when I noticed how bad his breath smelled. "Oh lordy jesus! Your breath smells like fucking shit!" I yelled while looking at him.

Lucy and everyone around us bursted out into laughter.

Gajeel however, was pissed off...realllllllllly pissed. I looked at his angry red face, and smiled weakly. "Uh...I have gum...heh heh..."

I then slowly climbed off of him and walked over to Lucy. I began to mumble at her. "We gotta go~"

Lucy nodded slowly as she began to stand up. I then repeated, "Lucy! We need to run...like now!"

We began to run away before Gajeel could catch us.

"You two better run!!!" he yelled while starting to run after us.

We were running madly, something I haven't done in years! Lucy and I began to slow down, but Gajeel was still hot on our trail.

"Levy! I can't run any longer....we need to hide!"

I nodded out of breath. Then I heard a whisper.

"Pss."

I looked over to see Mirajane senpai hiding behind the vending machine. "I can get you guys to safety." Lucy and I looked at each other and nodded.

***

We ended up in Mirajane's office. We sighed in relief.

"Let me see it."

"Huh?" we both said in confusion.

She then placed her hand on her hips and repeated, "I saw you guys filming something, let me see it."

We looked at each other in fear.

"What? I saved you, and the payment is that video. Pay up."

Lucy passed her the phone and Mirajane senpai saw the video. She began to laugh when she looked at me and sighed. "Levy...you sure are a special child."

I then did a small laugh in annoyance.

"Well, this'll go great on the Mira Mira Love show..."

"WHAT?!" Lucy and I yelled.

"Relax...I know how to twist a story..." she then sent the video to herself. Once she was done, She gave the phone back to Lucy, and when she did, she began to speak again. "So...I see you're still far behind from getting the story-I mean--you're revenge..."

I narrowed my eyes in suspicion. I answered, "Yes we're behind..."

"What's the problem? Cuz if there's anyone in your way, I can get them out of it."

I felt a light bulb go off in my head. I looked at Lucy, and she looked at me. I knew we were thinking the same thing.

"Juvia," we whispered

"What?"

I quickly cleared my throat saying, "Uh...Juvia's getting in our way..."

Mirajane senpai narrowed her eyes and yelled, "I knew it! That always happens! The one who's not in love, always ends up falling in love when they see a rival come in! Why didn't I remember that?!"

"Uh...so what're--"

"Kidnap is the only way."

What did she say?

"We kidnap her...hold her hostage for a week! That'll give us enough time."

"Woah woah woah! We are not kidnaping anyone!"

"Yeah...I don't want a criminal record..." said Lucy weakly.

She rolled her eyes and looked at Lucy. "Heartfilia, I know you're not one to talk. Daughter of the famous Yakuza leader Jude. I think you already have a criminal record."

Lucy hugged her arm in shame. That was something she wanted to forget.

"Okay, we meet tonight, at Juvia's place."

"Uh..."

Mirajane senpai then quickly wrote something down and gave us the paper. "This is her address."

Lucy and I stared at her in fear.

"What? We were childhood friends."

***

Night

Lucy, Mirajane senpai, and I were wearing all black and hockey masks, like robbers.

"Mirajane senpai...what if we get caught..." I asked worriedly as we stood behind Juvia's bushes.

"Don't worry squirt, I've done this a few time already, never get caught."

I then felt a vein pop. Never get caught.

"Uh...you mean never been caught."

"Yeah whatever," she said rolling her eyes.

"Whatever? That's-"

"Levy, not now." Lucy said while looking out for Juvia. "Oh! I see her!" I whispered loudly.

We waited till Juvia reached the door. When she was trying to open the door, Mirajane quickly put the sleeping powered filled, handkerchief over her mouth, making her fall asleep.

"Quick! Grab her, put her in the car!" Mirajane commended.

***

We ended up in front of an abandoned warehouse. Lucy and I looked at Mirajane senpai in fear, now we knew not to mess with her.

Mirajane opened it to reveal a giant empty space.

"Alright, throw her in."

"Um...But...won't she starve?" Lucy asked while holding Juvia.

"Does that matter? I'll deal with it okay." Mirajane said annoyed.

As Lucy and I placed Juvia down, Mirajane clicked her tongue in disappointment. "You guys are way to soft."

We walked out and Mirajane senpai closed the doors. She turned to us and smiled, "Mission complete!"

As I looked back at the door, I couldn't help but feel bad. Sorry Juvia...

As Mirajane was driving us home, she began to laugh. "That was fun, right?!"

"Uh...yeah..."

She then spoke again, "You can drop the Mirajane senpai formalities crap. After tonight, you guys are official Mira workers."

"Yay..." we said fearfully

What did we get ourselves into again?!