[Yeah I decided why not do this]
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Majorly based on texts between a friend and I last night at like 5 AM smh
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[Not original]

Connor: What color is Evan's shirt?

Jared: Gray.
Alana: Gray.
Zoe: Gray.

Connor: Evan, tell them what color you think the shirt is.

Evan: ...
Evan: [Quietly] D-dark white..

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[Original]

Connor: Evan. This is important, okay?

Evan: O-okay, what is it?

Connor: When I die-

Evan: oh god

Connor: at my funeral

Evan: Connor-

Connor: make sure they play the song I will survive.

Evan: Connor no.

Connor: Connor yes.

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[Original]

Connor: I need you to leave.

Evan: Wh-why?

Connor: I need to yawn scream.

Evan: T-to what?

Connor: You yawn.
Connor: and then when you let out the yawn.
Connor: you scream.

Evan: ...
Evan: that's amazing.

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[Original]

Connor: I ate the apple.

Evan: Connor wtf is that code for??

Connor: I ate the forbidden fruit

Evan: wh-

Connor: I ate a tidepod.

Evan: cONnOr

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[Original]

Connor: Don't use emojis, use words.

Evan: laugh.

Connor: smirk.

Evan: smol snort.

Connor: big grin.

Evan: big blush.

Connor: <3

Evan: hA YOU LOSE

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[Original]

Evan: I personally like laying on my stomach.

Connor: But then it feels like your kidneys are going into your spine.

Evan: incoherent whimpering

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[Not Original]

Connor: I may not have the best body.
Connor: but it sure does keep all my organs in place.

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[Original minus lyrics]

Evan: 🎶'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on-🎶

Connor: That ass.

Evan: conNER

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[Original minus lyrics]

Evan: 🎶No one deserves to be-🎶

Connor: 🎶a virgin.🎶

Evan: oH MY GOD

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[Original minus lyrics]

Evan: 🎶End of my or early June-🎶

Connor: 🎶Can we skip to another tune?🎶

Evan: what are y-

Connor: 🎶I rub my n-🎶

Evan: cONNOR MURPHY

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[Original minus lyrics]

Evan: 🎶If I could tell-🎶

Connor: 🎶Him.🎶

Evan: ...
Evan: I-I'll give you that one...

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Also guys I went to a cat café and can die happy now

His name is Watson and I love him- hope he goes to a good home, he's a precious one!
-Jay