You can have the CBS,
   I will take the string
You can have the TV,
   I will take this fuzzy thing
You can have the kitchen set,
   I will take this crumpled foil
You can have the car,
   I will keep this rug I soil
You can have the beach house,
   I will take this tissue box
You can have everything,
   Ooo I want those dirty socks
You can go to hell, I will see to that
For how dare you come home
   smelling of another cat?