ah yes i love LT and i need to share
my fave thing ever is just how much of a doggie he acts like
he li t erall y is a d oggie???? like he will lick you and lay his head on your lap and will sleep on the end of ur bed and give you the biggest puppydoggie eyes u have ever seen and if you call him a good boy you made his week and throughout the day his tail will wag and hes just
"i am a good boy yes i did good yes yes yes!!!!!!"
But again hes so ironic bc like
He loves cats. Loves loves LOVES cats so MUCH he wants to TAKE CARE OF THEM ALL and he fucking loves chocolate
When hes rlly anxious he nervous eats so he just always carries around pieces of ANYTHING chocolate or remotely has anything chocolate in it (even if its the bitter shit) and he nibbles on it
If he eats too much sometimes he goes into this state where hes like drunk i love it just
"lt r u ok"
'when i was u R AGE'
",,,im older then you???"
'im three feet taller fuck off"
'DID YOU JUST CURSE'
"IM SO S ORRY I DIDNT M E A N"
then he sobs to rinny about how horrible and unattractive he is
rip lt